'You're my best friend, I don't know what I'd do without you'
Yeah right, tell me some more lies
I'm your best friend as long as we're alone, but two plus two equals I'm a zero
I don't know why I'm still your friend, but I am
I guess I'm the only one who's figured out why your personalities change
I wonder how your other 'best friends' are doing
None of them can see past your disguise
But lucky me, I can
Things you don't think I hear - the laughter and comments
But of course, when it's just you and me, things are different
One of these days, I'll make you sorry
You won't expect it or believe it, but I will
Wow, you're so cool when we're not alone, you're so big and popular
It sure takes a lot to laugh at someone, I want to be just like you
You're not the only one that can lire - I can be just like you
Just wait 'til I get the chance and you'll see bitch