Pick Up Lines

Stupid Ones

"If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?"

"I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right."

Dip your finger in your drink then wipe a little of it on a person's shirt and say "How about you and I go back to my place and change out of these wet clothes?"

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"My face is leaving in ten minutes. Be on it."

"Screw me if I'm wrong... But I think you want to kiss me!!"

"How do you want your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized?"

"My name isn't Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock."

"Do you believe in Love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"

"Is that a bottle of Windex in your pants?" (No, why?) "Because I can sure see myself in them!"

"Is your dad a pitcher? Because he threw you some nice curves."

"Hey, you ever do the naked pretzel?" "Sit on my magic lap, and watch it rise."

"Look at you with all them curves and me with no brakes!"

"Are those space pants?" (No, why?) "Because your butt is out of this world!"

"Do you know what an Australian kiss is?" (No) "Kind of like a french kiss, but down under!"

Nice Ones

"No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes."

"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through a garden forever."

"How has your day been?" (answer...good) "I asked you how your day was, not how you look."

"The only reason I'd kick you out of my bed would be to make love to you on the floor."

Start feeling the back of her shirt's neckline and when she asks what you are doing say, "Looking for the tag that says made in Heaven."

"Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?"

"Your legs must be sore, you've been running through my mind all day!"

Say, "You've got something on your lips." (What?) "Me!", and proceed to kiss the person

"I miss my teddy bear....will you sleep with me?"