Jesus is coming... quick everybody, look busy! Whoa! That's not cereal. If the idle mind is the devils plaything, then mine must be the devils home depot by now. If it's ever really cold outside, and you get your tongue stuck to a flagpole, the best thing to do is take off all your clothes. That way, people shout "Hey, look at the naked guy!", instead of "Hey, look at that idiot with his tongue stuck to a flagpole."