Here we go again. Caption contest number four ahoy! Having dealt you up a picture of Marie and Lauren in contests 2 & 3, now it's Emmy Kate's turn to be offered, like a leopard skin coated sacrificial lamb, to the baying hordes of captioneers who occasionally see fit to drop a pearl of homourous wisdom into our laps.
What? Oh yes, the pictures...
Marie didn't take kindly to Darth Vader slicing the top of her head off...
"You got a light, boy?"
And here's a nice picture of Emmy-Kate to sink your teeth into
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the star ship "Total Waste of Time." Your five year mission - to reach out and explore the new caption suggestions - to boldly choose what no man has chosen before...
Da-da-daaa, da-da-da-da-DAAA...
1) Katie has a habit of filing the first suggestion, and it reads:Emmy-Kate continues her fight to win the heart of Neil Codling but fearing her seductively revealed shoulder would not be enough adds the all important gravity defying earings
Do-dooo, do-do-do-do-dooo...
2) Suggestion number two comes from XK. He attempts to intoxicate with this effort:
Emmy was outraged to discover her feather boa was in fact a boa constrictor, as it wriggled it's way round to asphyxiate her
Da-do-DOOO, do-do-do-do-dooo...
3) The Caption Contest hard hitters are out in force as Pete Henn, two times champion, strikes cleanly and lands a mighty blow with this pearl of wisdom:
Emmy-Kate's feather boa more than lived up to it's name
Dooo, do-do-do do-do-do-dooo...
4) Alternatively, you may pick Nick Horne of Swansea, who offers up this bauble to the gods of internet democracy:
Emmy Kate's attempt to grow a classy beard proved disasterous
Da-dooo, do-do-do do-do-do-dooo...
5) The mysterious H opines that:
Emmy's mother told her not to put the giant seeds in her ears
Etc, etc, etc...
6) And James "Logic Bomb" Barrett has returned to tender this suggestion:
In order to get away from the narfarious Glue Wielding Maniac of Olde London Town, she embarked on a new career as Denise Van Outen