Poor old Pete Goften has been feeling the pinch lately, he hasn't appeared in the contest since number one, and now he's fading from the media coverage too, who seem to have forgotten he exists. Well, I'm determined to rectify this situation, so here is a caption contest dedicated to the X man, and to the X man alone.
Johnny X says "No more Superglue wielding maniac jokes. OK?"
Pete didn't like camera men...
Ok, now let's see what you make of this...
Well, there it is. Go on - go for it, I can think of hundreds of captions already. To post your suggestion, merely fill in the relevent details in the box below, punch that little virtual button and spam me for all you're worth with as many deranged ideas as you can come up with.
Our first suggestion dissappeared into the ether when all my emails where inexplicably deleted. If you know who you are, send it to me again and I'll put you in your rightful place at the head of things...
The second suggestion comes from XK, who once again
attempts to win with this excrutiating effort:
Pete looked smug for a reason. He was down the pub at the same
time as his cartoon replacement had to fill in on Mashed
Simon Tyers tenders our third entry. Here it is..:
The reason for X's recent disappearence from videos, TV appearences
etc became clear when he turned up in a mid-80's American do-gooder Bank Holiday
morning-style cartoon series
And our fourth entry is from Pete Henn. His winning cruelly
broken but Katie, he seeks revenge with this suggestion..:
Pete was cheered by his transformation into a cartoon.
"A-ha" he thought "Now I
can get some publicity"