Ok, so despite the fancy bullshit, this is really a bit of a crib of BSX's "Kudos to the Deserving" page, but I'd have done one anyhow, and it'll be my deserving in here, so I don't suppose he'll mind too much. I, Field Marshal Mattgomery, make ALL the decisions as to who get promoted, demoted and decorated, nobody else (although you might be able to twist my arm a little, know what I mean?). You shall be known by whatever handle you sign on by, even if it's a really shit one like "King Monkey" or something. If I find out you've been plagarising other people pages or guestbook entries, I shall come down very hard on you - Double standards, I know. But this is the Army my son, so get used to it.
General Bremstrahlung X Jones
BSX gets a position of command solely because of his superb KFC Webpage that I keep harping on about. It really is very good.
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General Spanners
Spanners is our resident man in the know. That is he knows about the goings on in the Kenix inner circle - for he is one of the lucky few who know the band one-to-one. That alone has merited him a high rank in our army of light, that and he got a mention in the coverslip of At The Club and the occasional titbits of goss he keeps on dropping us. I know he's been here at least once 'cos he did the quiz.., badly mind you.
Decorations:
Colonel j03
He's just my mate, I make no apologies for that. Plus the fact that he sucessfully guided me a CD copy of PUNKA, which I am now the proud owner of.
Decorations: Order of Merit
Colonel LG
A Scott, but I won't hold that against him. Any suggestions as to what "LG" stands for will be gratefully accepted. He claims to have thrown a bottle at Noel Gallagher, which is deserving of a medal, I'm sure you'd agree...
Decorations: Legion of Honour
Colonel Nessa (alias Nhilistic Spice, aka Female Morrissey/Jarvis from Dublin - or some gubbins like that)
She tells me that LG means Laurens Gusset and I owe her a huge Lava Lamp, although I might just get her a feather boa... Also she is the owner of the page that I describe as "Gin and Greasepaint" for which she deserves promotion to colonel
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Lieutenant Glenn Griffith
He'll probably pronounce it "Looo-tenant" 'cos he's American like, but still. He decoded GaryII for me, hence his inclusion in the orders of the Great. His decoration stems from the fact that he then sent me a copy.
Decorations: Congressional Medal of Honour
Lance Corporal Pete Henn
He's attempted all my competions, won the first caption contest and he actually asked me to promote him, so I have. But not very much, still - he is now immortalised. Pete, I hope you're happy!
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