matty - 12/15/00 05:15:54
My Email:deviates818@aol.com
Comments:
hey cornholers! remember me? its matt your old drummer for that demo we did... are u guys still playing. i thought tim ran off and got eloped to some chick or something. anyways i doubt you guys are still together but some how i stumbled upon this website. thought id write to you motherfuckers. oh yeah on more thing. IRISH MONKEYS SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!
nick - 11/01/00 02:36:04
My Email:magoooo15@aol.com
Comments:
hey im independently contracted song writer- i work with lots of labels with their artists and shit- like jon brennan from MTV's Real World (first season), anyway- i'm 17 and i've always loved punk rock. I'm living my dream right now. DON'T LET YOUR DRE
M DIE!! KEEP PUNK ROCKING!!
OI! OI! OI!
Ingrid - 10/28/00 05:09:15
My Email:Ingisurfs@aol.com
Comments:
You guys are halarious. I am a punk fan and grew up in PV ages ago... I was searching for some info and somehow got your web site as a link, and it said you were from the slums of PV...HA! So, I gave my self the quick tour and thought I would drop you a
ote to say, KEEP IT UP! Whatever it is.
Diched - 10/18/00 21:46:58
My Email:fuct@aol.com
Comments:
Wow,
I was looking for a website to by dry ice for my Halloween party, and I stumbled on to this FUCKING PISS POOR!!! excuse for a website! These little fucking psuedo-punk-fag-wanna-be's are not even around anymore. This kind of shit PISSES ME OFF!!!! But the
fucking lame ass website lingers. This just shows that the internet has opened new doors for more useless shit that stinks up our lives more than they already do. I don't know what this band's shit sounds(ed)like, but I'm sure it sucked shit whatever it w
s! By the way CANCEL YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE IF YOUR NOT GOING TO ADD ANYTHING NEW TO IT! I've wasted enough my all-too FUCKING precious time on this. I'M OUT!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!
steve groff - 10/02/00 04:18:47
My Email:steve7342@webtv.com
Comments:
wow rich punk rockers.life is so hard huh?
bj jones - 09/28/00 17:56:53
My URL:http://www.bj.com
Comments:
fuck you
Brandon Gay - 09/21/00 17:45:12
Comments:
Brandon Gay - 09/21/00 17:45:10
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shelly - 09/12/00 16:04:00
My Email:s_lei909@yahoo.com
Comments:
i like ur home page very creative
bill clinton - 08/17/00 12:00:10
My Email:monica
Comments:
damnit i thought your sight was about poop,oh well the pic of the bumwas fat.hurry and get the sound clipps so we can find out how bad y`all suck
kmvhj - 08/09/00 16:07:55
Comments:
What is with this site?! Everything you click on brings you to the same page. I also would like to know more about the band because punk kicks ass!
stinkie - 08/02/00 05:35:43
My Email:brownshorts.com
Comments:
OOOPS !!! I Just shit my pants. IT smells like DRY ICE .........
Nut sack - 07/31/00 02:46:45
My Email:scrotum.net
Comments:
Want to see my balls ???
Rectal Itch - 07/31/00 02:39:39
My Email:asswipe@yahoo.com
Comments:
Would You like to smell my ass? I can blow some really good farts that probably sound better than you boys.
Harry Balls - 07/31/00 02:32:25
My Email:Charles_yct@yahoo.com
Comments:
You guys BLOW !!! I can make sounds out my ass that sound better than you. By the way, where`s your next gig?? At the local GAY BAR .......... MENTORS RULE !!!!!!
Jacob WRIGHT - 07/26/00 12:43:44
My URL:www.SNAKE_66@hotmail.com
My Email:SNAKE_66@hotmail.com
Comments:
hi babes
what have you been doing i want a shag
i love gemma breen
she is a babe
Rodney - 07/23/00 09:02:25
My URL:http://welcome.to/dryice
My Email:societypnk@aol.com
Comments:
DRY ICE IS FUCKING DEAD. nothing more to see here, move it along. go the fuck home. asshole. fuck. go listen to bands that are better than we ever were and ever will be. actually we're not even a band any more, so go listen to bands that are better than w
ever were. GO TO http://www.sadnessprevails.com *the official no motiv website*
fag@school - 05/15/00 18:11:49
My URL:http://ur mom
My Email:mynutsack
Comments:
are you guys any good? i have never heard of you until now. where are you from or located at? what kind of punk do you play, heavy shit or the kick ass kind!
zachary - 05/03/00 03:58:10
My URL:http://www.zackallday2.homestead.com
My Email:cheesepuff@meganet.net
Comments:
hi i don't know who you are but i just found this site you gotta see my site make your own site at http://www.homestead.com ok?
Liz - 04/16/00 08:19:31
My Email:candygirl081@hotmail.com
Comments:
Ur web site is cool yet i've never heard ya. But that's okay. Great pix.
pete ur - 04/12/00 18:52:18
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KID TERRIFIC - 04/11/00 08:14:21
Comments:
wow i thought this was a porno page you guys suck
steve groff - 04/02/00 21:54:40
My URL:po box 2955
My Email:crestline.com
Comments:
mail me snail mail
Monique - 03/29/00 16:29:35
My Email:????????????????????????
Comments:
Very Bad Site .........
I want to learn about Dry ice Not to have fun..........................
casey burnett - 03/05/00 03:33:08
Comments:
connor.s. - 02/28/00 22:14:39
My Email:???????
Comments:
- 02/26/00 08:21:49
My Email:ivyleaf
Comments:
and just when I thought wait he just might give a shit
Anne Swedberg - 02/22/00 22:30:38
My Email:anneswedberg@hotmail.com
Comments:
Penis Man - 02/13/00 04:09:22
My URL:`http://
Comments:
I want to suck on big a PENIS all night long.
yoonki - 02/12/00 14:53:51
My Email:no email
Comments:
hey rod what's up? you remember me?
I heard that jason got your email and I wonder when you come to korea hahahahahahaha anyways see you soon
wanda - 02/05/00 16:49:03
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- 01/29/00 20:17:09
Comments:
Are you still playing????? This site hasnt been updated in months. Whats going on???
Jason Choi - 01/27/00 07:34:18
My Email:choijason@hanmail.net
Comments:
What's up? Rodney Shadman. Its Jason Choi. DO U remember me? I heard about this from Yoonki. U got black belt? hahaha. E-mail me sometime. Be famous and come to Korea later.....
- 01/19/00 19:27:43
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- 01/07/00 05:29:30
Comments:
The creators looked on as their passion was destroyed; and equaly confused the destruction didnt know where to begin
sonny - 12/21/99 00:08:29
My Email:physcosonja@yahoo.com
Comments:
i really nevr heard of u guys. and coming upon this site was a fluke. meow, meow 4 the cats. how long have u been around? you r invisible i found magical glasses that brought me here, put up adds, ect.
Devil - 12/18/99 21:01:38
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Cameron Harris - 12/17/99 17:42:06
My Email:hemicuda72@hotmal.com
Comments:
cool
Julian lema - 12/13/99 19:44:10
My Email:semevoloelcapot@hotmail.com
Comments:
I´m argentinian. Please came to argentina. Sorry, I don´t know so much english
Pablo Picasshole - 12/07/99 21:52:36
My URL:http://www.secondfloordaycare.com
My Email:field_eh@hotmail.com
Comments:
Hey, I'm contacting as many punk bands as I can find to say "Join us or die!" If you're not SecondFloorDaycare's friend, then you're our foe. You don't want to know what happens to our foes. We humiliate them by calling them "poop head" or "vulture vom
t". If you want to avoid that unfortunate fate, visit our website and tell us how much we suck.
Camstah - 11/26/99 06:07:38
My Email:camster@ucla.edu
Comments:
u guys r funny....i think u guys need more info on who u r individually...but your web page is cool.....so when do we actually get to see u play?
sumfucker - 11/14/99 08:48:00
My URL:http://welcome.to/dryice
My Email:sumfucker@aol.com
Comments:
This post has been *NUKED*
Rod - 11/14/99 08:45:56
My URL:http://welcome.to/dryice
My Email:societypnk@aol.com
Comments:
I would like to announce to you all that my name is "Bob" and that i have been diagnosed with a very serious disease known as Testicular Cancer. I have already had my left teste removed as a result of this relentless disease, and am in danger of loosing m
other one. Please donate all of your money to research on this horrible, horrible disease. My right nut depends on you all.
If you want to meet me, I will soon be accepting all condolences and sympathy BJ's in support groups. Just look for the guy with a lopsided crotch and rather swollen...
The artist. - 11/14/99 08:40:41
My Email:theartist@?.com
Comments:
DRYICE SUCKS POOP POOP PUNK POP I HATE YOU DRY ICE YOU BITE A BIG FAT DICK YOU COCKSUCKING ASS LICKING TITTY FUCKING DONKEY FUCKERS GO DIE I HATE POOP I HATE YOU DIE YOU FAGSHITHORSENADSAQNUGGET WULD J00 LYKE SUM PHRYEZ WITH THAT ASSHOLE SHIT FUCK PISS CU
T I DONT NOT HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU SUCK BIG BLACK ASS AND DONKEY DICKS YOU FAGSAQNUGGETS GO DIE PALOSVERDES SLUM WHORES YOU SLUTS FUCK SHIT PISS DIE ASS PIRATES YOU SUCK PUNK POOOOOP.
I HATE YOU ALL.
LOREN - 11/12/99 16:14:59
Comments:
YEAH PUNK POOP
LOREN - 11/12/99 16:12:37
Comments:
YEAH PUNK POOP
Justina - 11/12/99 04:00:31
My Email:muff_one@yahoo.com
Comments:
poop!
Rod - 11/04/99 07:24:32
My URL:http://welcome.to/dryice
My Email:societypnk@aol.com
Comments:
No Dry Ice stuff this week...i'm gonna be starting up a metal/emo band with me on drums, andy on bass, and this korean hardcore guy singing and playing guitar. We're gonna tear the roof off the motherfucker! oh well...also! in other band news - Everyone w
o lives in the South Bay, CA, go see my friend's band 2 Minute Hate playing at T.J. Charley's in Manhattan Beach on this Sunday, November 9th! This is their public debut so everyone come check them out...they're playing with south bay punk kings False All
ance, and others like Bad Chile and maybe even the Abductors! I'll be there so stop by and say hi.
joel - 10/17/99 20:00:52
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/me3/munsdezmo
My Email:dezmo540@hotmail.com
Comments:
how do you promote your page to get so many hits?? I need to find out so i can promote mine. email me
Rod - 10/15/99 04:27:45
My URL:http://welcome.to/dryice
My Email:societypnk@aol.com
Comments:
everyone ignore tim's weird ass posts. he has somehow resurfaced in the south bay, and all the drugs he took fucked him up good and proper. his family is glad to have him back, and all charges against him have been dropped by the D.A. good job tim!
Rod - 10/15/99 04:08:18
My URL:http://welcome.to/dryice
My Email:societypnk@aol.com
Comments:
EVERYONE IN THE SOUTH BAY, CA AREA! COME TO YESTERDAY'S COFFE SHOP IN REDONDO BEACH ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15 AT 8:00 P.M. FOR 2 MINUTE HATE'S (FORMERLY M.O.D.) DEBUT PERFORMANCE. THEY ARE DEFINETLY GONNA ROCK THE HOUSE SO EVERYONE COME OUT AND SUPPORT THEM.
WILL BE THERE TAKING PICTURES SO EVERYONE COME SAY HI....LATERZ
t1m *masterbassist* - 10/13/99 06:06:58
My URL:http://www.masterbassist.com
My Email:masterbassist@dryice.com
Comments:
My penis is bigger than yours.
Pat - 10/13/99 03:38:31
My Email:PAThetic86@aol.com
Comments:
Hi, dry ice fans.. I apologize for not updating the site in a while, but due to Tim's irreversible drug habit, Marc's frequent raving quests, Rod's porn and bud fetish, and my relationship with THE GREATEST WOMAN in the universe.. Dry Ice has not had much
time to inform you, the people, who make it all possible for us.. the band. Although we haven't started updating the actual site itself, Rod gave you all a pretty good idea of what has been going on since we posted the last Dry Ice news bulletin. And I as
ure you that once we get back to rockin' and rollin', our summer adventures are going to make for some damn fine new songs... Until next time, Pat.
JOE POOP - 10/13/99 00:40:25
My Email:JBIAFRA352
Comments:
I AM A POOP PHYCO AND A POOP SEX FINATIC
Rod's Midget Twin - 10/12/99 06:01:43
My URL:http://welcome.to/dryice
My Email:WannabePnk@aol.com
Comments:
Hey everyone! I know Rod said there was no new Dry Ice news this week. BUT I have a very very special announcement! Attention all members of the gay community, as of today, i have officially come out of the closet! isn't it great?...more Dry Ice news as s
on as it is available.
t1M *Masterbassist* - 10/12/99 05:57:35
My URL:http://surf.to/me
My Email:sexmagnet@FBD.com
Comments:
wo0t.
I buy a lot of stuff at that place and I have to say I like the joint. You grep Frys in Yahoo and all you see are listings of people bitching about how bad the place is. My feeling is that these are people that enjoy bitching. I mean you go to a place, yo
don't like it, don't go back. If you keep going back then you enjoy being miserable. Some folks enjoy that. I could join in and do about 3000 words on why Frys sucks but it would be too easy and editorialy uninteresting.
A strength is always a weakness but conversly a weakness is a strength. Look at it more like you are hacking a system. Hacking as in the original and true meaning in that you poke around and study a system so that you become familiar and acquainted with i
s intricacies and idiosyncrasies. A system is not good nor bad. Like Unix or DOS, it just is what is and you if know what that is, you are set. Keep your eyes and ears open for information, be aware of changes or additions and learn from the misfortunes (
r fortunes) of others. From that point you can use the system and move around and through it because you know what it can do and not do. Simply do not expect the system to do what it does not do. If you do, you are a moron or you like to be miserable.
A lot of the complaints revolve around the fact that the sales staff is uninformed and unknowlegable. True. But you can scope that out on day-one. You walk in, note that they are dorks and that's it, you are up to speed. So don't ask 'em anything other th
n, "where is the bathroom?" When they ask, "can I help you?" the silent response is, "no, you can not help me because I won't let you and because you are incapable." Now I admit that some of these guys look like they own only one long-sleeve, white dress
hirt and some others seem to be preoccupied by the fact that they can't see their arms through the sleeves and that just nukes 'em so that they can't concentrate on helping you. But I don't go for the advice and regard the show more as, flavor.
I go in to gawk and handle stuff. I bring in my own information and I just want to check stuff out. Frys shines for that because all (most) of the stock is right out there for you to heft and poke at. I get a thrill out of checking out those huge, shiny b
xes that graphics cards come in. There was this other chain called Computer City. This joint blew because all the good stock was locked in these plexi-glass cases. You had to chase a sales guy down to get at it. At Frys, it's all there, out in the open. A
sles and aisles of stuff. And what stuff. All the computer stuff, software, books, small and large appliances, TV's, audio, electronics, toys, music, magazines, junk food and porn. Even model rocket stuff. You can spend the day, have a Coke, Ding-Dong and
Dorritos lunch, catch up on your reading and watch Top Gun on the big screen. at the Fountain Valley store you can sit and watch the cute girl stammer through the Maytag Neptune washer/dryer presentation. At Anaheim they have a coffee bar with tables righ
next to the books.
The other reason I go in is the return policy. In the old days (Windows 3.0/3.1 days), they used to return EVERYTHING within 30 days. I mean software, music CD's, video cameras, food and whatever. Now things have changed a bit and you just have to stay cu
rent and know the system you are dealing with. Software is unreturnable if the inner package is opened. You can only return it for an exchange for the same item like for defects. But you can return the open package for a new package of same and return tha
one, unopened for a refund. Also they will return any software that has a manufacturers 30-day money back guarantee. That is every Microsoft product. They used to make you fill out your own return form and you can put any wacky name and address on it. No
they ask for your drivers license. The system evolves, you make a note of it and move on.
Remember when Doom came out and we were all akimbo about which VLB video card was best. Well I benched all of them (and kept 3) courtesy of Frys. Looking for a good book on Linux? Buy 'em all, read 'em at home for a few weeks and return the ones you don't
like. You have to stay with-in the 30 days. Don't make 'em try to wander out of the bounds of policy. No one will be happy. If you buy a thing, keep it 31 days and expect to return it, you enjoy being miserable. However, I have gone in with just such a si
uation and with the proper attitude driving a zest for exploring the unknown, I have come away with a store credit from the manager. The trick is to leave it up to the manager, give him space and let him do his thing. If he is in the mood, he can whip out
that little pad and write you up an exception. If he's not, well too bad, just walk away. Remember it was your fault because you came back out of policy.
When you pay for stuff, pay cash or credit card. Checks just seem to bring the whole thing to a halt. Those Frys brothers never heard of check acceptance companies or are too cheap to pay the fees. When you pay by check they want to call your bank, I mean
call the bank branch and talk to a teller. One time they would not take my check because it was night time and the bank was closed. Wacky business model but hey, pay cash. That way when you return your stuff, you get cash back and don't have to wait.
One time before that, I wrote a check, they asked if this was my home number. I said it was my work number, so they called my work and came back saying that they only got a recording. I said, "That it is because I work for myself and I am here. You are ta
king in person to the guy you were going to ask for on the phone and he (I) can verify me." So from then on it was my home number. But that is the joy of the exploration. You discover a facet of the policy, like an undocumented command line switch and eve
if you never need it again, it's another piece of the whole that you hold, an insight to the greater cause.
The other complaint is that the help is inept and the simplest things get botched up. Well I say that there is potential for profit in chaos. That inept memory clerk that brings you a 32 MB SDRAM instead of the 64 you paid for can just as soon bring you a
128 part. It's Quixotic and fun. You watch the cashier tourtureously work out the refund for a complicated return and like a bouncing roulette ball, it may come up right, short or high. Most times it comes up right, sometimes it's low and you have to chim
in but once in a blue moon it rolls up high. Like Monte Carlo.
Other folks complain about the door Nazis who check your bags. That is just a cival liberty, anti-authority thing. They are probally pot-smoking, dippy-hippie, granola and Birkenstock, Mac user types who just freak at the man. Screw 'em. Their chicks are
airy. You buy your stuff, the kid highlights your receipt after the most perfunctory glance and you move on out. If you desire to make a stand about search and seizure over this then, you guessed it, you like being miserable. If you wnat to work that rout
ne just pull any item out of a bag and ask the guy if it's ASCII. He will latch on to that like a calculator dividing by zero. The whole process breaks down like when you keep entering 999 in a phone tree and a live human finally picks up to see what's go
ng on. The process is derailed and in rebooting it they fire you out the back like a mangled envelope in a DeskJet. Walk silently though confusion.
The same is true about the funky bait and switch ads, extended warantee complaints and all the consumer/shopper junk. Think outside of the box. If you are in the box you not only lose you are not even in the game. You are part of the process, that part th
t gets processed. Don't go in as Joe shopper. Don't play IN the system. Stay out of it, stay around and above and beside it and make your own path. Like this:
Whenever I go to Frys to buy something I bring a small item that I can return. If the return line is short, I get my refund slip first and continue on. Then when I get my item that I came to purchase, I go to the short people-with-return-slips-only cashie
to pay/get my refund instead of the long everyone-else-wait-here line. Whatever line I go to, I go with a shopping cart to hold my stuff and to lean on and I bring a few magazines to read in line. That way I can flip through the Computer Shopper while Me
highis sweats out the cash register and that whole confusing reading/number thing.
If you look at the whole system as a huge place filled with all this really cool stuff that is staffed with minimum wage immigrants from third-world countries that the management trusts marginally more than they trust you and is a living testament to the
onder that any volume of business transactions can transpire despite the crippling language barriers, then with pith helmet and whip, the adventure is yours and game is afoot. If you look at it as an opportunity to have Meihighis help you pick out a good
CI modem (there is none), you are seriously enjoying being miserable.
If the later is so and your girl is hairy, you are in heaven.
T1m *masterbassist* - 10/12/99 05:45:09
My URL:http://i.am/insane
My Email:wtf@unknown.com
Comments:
wo0t.
I need to get milk for my coffee so I walk to the Korean market. It's only a few blocks away, I am currently situated in a low crime area and besides I am putting on weight and I could use a little exercise. It's not like I am massing tonnage like, well y
u-know-who, but rather like the older Sean Connery as compared to the one in Dr. No. I mean I am driving home with a sore shoulder and as I'm rubbing the back of my neck I notice fat back there. Back-of-the-neck-fat. About a half an inch of it. Now after
ll these years of growing up a pencil neck, of looking in a mirror and seeing this dorky big eared head sitting atop this bean pole neck poking out of a hopelessly huge collar opening, I am tossed on the shoals of life reborn as a fat neck. But I digress.
The problem is, the big damn deal is, that when I get to the corner of the big street, and I stand on the curb waiting for the light to change, across the street the nice old man who does the crossing guard duty gets up from his little folding chair and c
mmences to come over to hold traffic for me. At a light.
The first time it was cute. Here is this old fart, wearing a semi-official orange polo shirt and carrying that big stop-sign-on-a-stick, shuffling over to help me so's that I don't get run over. He's a cheerful chap, moves a bit slow but does his stuff an
appears to be good with the children. I tell him thanks but he doesn't have to bother with me and he's like,
"It's all part of the service sonny"
in that cheery, sing-songy voice that perfectly nice people that are destined to be really annoying have.
Next time I am there, he is on point across the street, sizing up the traffic left and right, working up a good spot to escort me across. I am waving him off like the deck guy in Top Gun. "Abort! Abort! You are not on the ball! Your gear is up! Abort! He
ooks at me and smiles. He waves back with a big semi-toothless grin.
"Glad to see you too sonny!"
Gar.
From then on, as I get close to the corner I try to time it so that when I get to point "A", he is at point "Z" so I would miss him. But like Wiley Coyote I am constantly foiled and the chipper little bastard is always there, ready to aid me in my crossin
, a regular freaking St. Christopher. He's going,
"Gonna be a hot one!"
I'm like,
"Ya."
This one time I did arrive at the corner just as he was escorting a scraggly group of kids across the other side of the intersection. This was my chance and as I was waiting for the light to change up the guy starts to freak. He gets all panicky and flust
red. I see him in the corner of my eye from across the way and he's geticulating wildly at me to hold my position. His face is flushed with genuine concern and he is stirring about like a cat soaked in gas as he tries to usher his current charge over and
et back to saving me. I try to make like I don't see him but he is really wigging and I feel sorry for him and so I relent. And that is it. Damn me! Damn me for being a kind and compassionate man. I have empathy for this miserable creature and now I have
fooking personal savior traffic-wise whenever I go to the Korean market.
Your strength is always your weakness. Whether it's Sun Tsu, kung foo or Baron von Clausewitz it's all that same. Find the enemy's strength and therein lies his weakness. He guards his flank and right in the center, in the midst of the mail and plate is t
e chink in the armor that the wiley adversary targets and pin points with the poison dart. I am a handsome, loving and thoughtful man and because I am concerned that the poor bastard is gonna stoke out right in the crosswalk, I am doomed in my morning con
titutional.
And what would I say to him? "I am very upset that you are so kind and have taken an interest in me. I am 46 years old and yet I am self-conscious of other people's opinion of me such that I am being helped across the street." Or, "For no reason at all th
t you will understand or have any life experience to comprehend, I shall return your thoughtfulness by killing you." Garrr!
OK, now I am getting all weird with this deal cause if it really bothers me I can just cruise on over in the Jeep and just drive right by the thwarted little man. But I just can't relinquish control of my life in such a fundamental way that I can't go wal
to the market whenever I please without being accosted by Moses who apparently feels anointed in his mission to part the seas for me. I am having this really nice, really, really nice day, I am walking along, not stepping on the cracks or whatever and as
I near the corner, much to my abject horror, Darth Crossingus spies me and begins to hoist his evil carriage out the lawn chair. Smiling. NOOOOOO! Now I too am an evil man. Absorbed and converted by the veiled but nevertheless very real evil who's shadow
as crossed my path, hatred consumes me. I will shoot him in head if I have my gun. Right between the eyes. I mean I can. He's like 20 yards and closing, take my 8-inch .357 with a nice sight radius and I go single action, one shot, oh please God I will be
good forever. I will watch the Chabad telethon and donate money, I'll kneel and say my prayers every night, I won't make fun of retards, I will be nice to Glock. Please, one shot, one time, then never again. He comes.
"Gonna be hot enough for ya sonny?"
He approaches, holding that red stopsign to the heavens like a beacon for all who drives to be aware that b0ggs is crossing the street and that in crossing he is protected. I will lunge at him and strangle him right there on the center divider. I will gra
his neck and squeeze until the evil force that has taken over his body is exorcised and those laughing, maniacal eyes pop out of his head like jelly out of a donut. He waves me over, beaming with the pride of a job well done.
"Ya"
I reply. Damn me again. I suck, I suck, I suck. I am weak, I am ineffective, I am impotent.
I am nuts. I am full of rage and equally full of guilt for being so angry at this nice old man and that makes me even more nuts. Sometimes I pop a vein trying to telekinesis-ize the guy and freeze him in his tracks. I stare with the blackest of hearts, bl
od pooling in my eyes making my vision red. I stare and try to force him, using the shear force of my will and my anger to look my way and simply not see me. But no. He is to powerful.
One time, he approaches me and in a fit of despair I spin on him and dump,
"Look, I don't need you to hold off traffic for me. We are at a traffic light, I am quite capable and you should save your attention for the school kids who really need you. Thank you very much but I do not need help."
I am emboldened. The floodgates have flung open. There is no stopping me now.
"In fact I do not want your help. When you see me coming, just stay put and leave me the hell alone."
There! I said it. A load has been lifted from my shoulders. I have been freed from the shackles of oppression. Rising like the Phoenix from the ashes, I am reborn. I am again a man. I have taken control of the situation, of my life, of the evil at attempt
to drain me of the very purity of my essence. I have looked into the eyes of he who is evil and have spoken truth.
I have spoken to a deaf man. The guy just grins at me and nods his fool head. He doesn't hear a thing! FACK! Broken and empty, a shell of a man, I hobble across the street guided by Charon himself. I am led to my demise.
"Whoever ordered up the weather ordered up a hot one."
"Ya"
Arnold Weissman, Accounts and Billing - 10/12/99 05:24:08
My URL:http://www.sexysluts.com
My Email:Billing@SexySluts.com
Comments:
Attn: Rodney-
This is regarding your account with us at SexySluts.com. I have sent you countless e-mails regarding your past due account balance, but it seems that your e-mail address, BigBlackCock@Blowme.com, is not valid. Due to your failure to pay your overdue bills
in the amount of $433.89, I am forced to termintae your account. It is a shame to lose one of our most loyal and faithful customers, but you blatant disregard for the well-being of your account status cannot be overlooked. If you wish to re-instate your a
count, contact me at the above e-mail addess so we can work out a payment plan. Thank You.
Rod - 10/12/99 05:04:13
My URL:http://welcome.to/dryice
My Email:societypnk@aol.com
Comments:
Hey everybody! It's me again. No new Dry Ice news this week. I have a special announcement though! Attention all residents of the south bay, CA area: come down to Yesterday's Coffe Shop in Redondo Beach this Fiday, October 15 for open mic night. Dry Ice's
freind band Masters of Deceit will be playing so come check them out and show them your support. Call yesterday's for more info. If you live in OC and don't want to make the trek down to RB, just go over to Chain Reaction cause The Ataris are playing! Go
uy merch from them! that's all for now...more Dry Ice news as soon as it is available.
Tim *masterbassist* - 10/09/99 06:48:53
My URL:http://www.hamsterdance.com
My Email:jackmeoff@hotmail.com
Comments:
*ahem* I would like to make a formal statement please. "I am not a psycho."
-Thank you. That is all.
Dry Rod - Dry Ice Drummer - 10/09/99 04:38:53
My URL:http://welcome.to/dryice
My Email:societypnk@aol.com
Comments:
Hey! this is Rod from Dry Ice. Im writing in the guestbook because Pat is the *webmaster* for this site, and he hasnt updated in awhile, and I feel it's my duty to give all our loyal fans the 411 on what's been going on with Dry Ice for the past few month
. Well, there are two top stories of equal importance that i gotta get outta the way. #1-Our bassist Tim has left Dry Ice due to a problem with drug abuse. Now don't get me wrong, Dry Ice aren't a buncha sXe pussies, but Tim was hitting some hard drugs an
is now currently in rehab somewhere in northern CA. He won't be seen in these parts for awhile. *update*-Last we heard, he escaped from the clinic and is now currently on the run from the law. Good Luck Tim! Ok then, #2-Shortly after Tim's departure, Dry
Ice was auditioning for a new bassist, we met Mark and decided he was a great guitarist! So now the current line-up for Dry Ice is Pat-Rythm Guitar/Vocals...Mark-Lead Guitar/Vocals....and Rod(me)-Drums. However, there is something missing from all this, a
d thats a bassist...currently, Jesse (Misaligned Youth) is filling Tim's shoes until we can find a permanent replacement. Ok! on to the next order of business: Unfourtunatley, Dry Ice hasn't had much happening with them these pat few months. The summer wa
wasted due to Pat's steamy late nite rendevous with a very tempting and seductive woman whom he met over the summer. Mark's summer was spent at the local rave scene in Southern California, where he did some E, dropped some A, and got drunk quite a few ti
es. He is presently addicted to clove ciggarettes so everyone send him mail at MarcNimoy@hotmail.com and give him advice on how to kick the habit! Good Luck Mark! I wasted my summer by being online looking at way too much porn and smoking too much weed wi
h the society crew. Anyways, on to the future of Dry Ice: we have yet to practice with the new lineup, but hopefully we'll get started on that soon. Everyone email us and tell us to get motivated! Also, there arent any new songs being released, but due to
the large success of the Dry Ice/Tequila Mockingbird split we released last year, we will be putting those songs up as mp3s in the near future...check back in a week or two. Also, Dry Ice was honored in a documentary on the South Bay, CA punk scene called
"The Decline of Society". This turned out to be a great video and has all origional footage of Dry Ice (Tim and Mark are both in this), Misaligned Youth ( Jesse's Band) and christian punk pioneers, the Irish Monkeys. We have a few copies we can send to ou
fans out there...email me for info! Also, the website will be *officially updated* very soon, with pictures, music, and hopefully tour dates! Until Pat gets his wagons in line, i will sign the book about once a week to let you all know whats goin on...Fi
ally, Dry Ice would like to thank all our fans and people who have supported us these past few years. We love you all and hope to have sex with all of you in the near future! au revior!
DryIceFan - 10/09/99 04:09:54
My URL:www.i want the band.com
My Email:IlovePat@punk.rawk
Comments:
DRY ICE IS MY HERO. I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS ESPECIALLY THE SINGER. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE OTHER DRUMMER HE WAS CUTE. ANYWAYS, I SAW YOU GUYS PLAY AT THE GLASS HOUSE, NICE SHOW. THANX FOR THE FREE T-SHIRT
Paul Ernst - 10/07/99 05:03:24
My URL:http://www.ataris.com/
My Email:paul@ataris.com
Comments:
You guys are SOOOO rad and sexy and cute.. oh my god.. I want you all to play for me sometime.. oh and visit www.ataris.com cause, The Ataris suck.
Brittany - 10/04/99 21:29:51
My Email:flsparkle@aol.com
Comments:
Whoa....You guys are sooo awsome! you've gotta come play down here in South Florida. You're talented and so fine.If any of you need a girlfriend, i just broke up with my boyfriend. 5'3
strawberry blond hair, brown eyes,109 pounds. Good luck with your band!
- 10/04/99 03:47:50
Comments:
ldskfojg - 10/03/99 04:37:55
Comments:
you are a stupid faget
emily - 09/30/99 02:34:05
My Email:kikgirl69_16
Comments:
God you guys are fucking hotttttt. I wish there were some hot punk guys where i live. Come play a show in Hackettstown NJ
laisha - 09/27/99 07:24:45
My Email:fetus4444@iname.com
Comments:
the "slums" of P.V.
what a joke. What kind of punk band comes out
of, P.V. ?
Best punk is in San Pedro.
josh scott - 09/21/99 12:10:53
Comments:
you guys suck get a life your mom sucks me
kaila - 09/17/99 02:52:37
My Email:kailafox@yahoo.com
Comments:
hmmmm...well i was originally looking for actual ice that is dry for science, but hell this is way funner. even though thats not technically a word, it is in my world. so, yeah stay cool.
Kaila
jesse - 09/03/99 17:48:16
My Email:oooooaf@aol.com
Comments:
You guys rock!!! I caught you over at Chain Reaction the other day. Keep on truckin'~!
Jason Ramone - 08/01/99 23:35:18
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Gala/7566/
My Email:The_Nads@hotmail.com
Comments:
Your page licks ass! NOW VISIT MY PAGE OR ELSE MY GRANDMA IS GOING TO GET YOU!
ZeCö - 07/03/99 14:57:00
My Email:hmm
Comments:
steve wiedlin - 07/03/99 02:31:09
Comments:
Hey pat I would have e mailed you but i'm computer
illitare and severely retarded but oh well. I heard you got a chick, right on. just remember that you wont find truth through a chick. If you asked me I'd say that most girls are pretty fuckin scandalist.They get ya hard and run away from ya.
I had a chick too but then she broke up with me for stupid reasons. That dumb ho can go eat a fat dick. anyways, i'm sure you heard about me getting jumped by a bunch of wetbacks. At first it was only 3 or 4 of em,-no problem. then everyone and their moth
rs came from out of nowhere. there must have been 30 of those stinky fuckers. They all kicked my ass but I didn't go down with out a fight. I clocked one of em in the beginning pretty good and then I knocked out one of their toofs. dey is toofles now. I g
ess that goes to show that if you mess with one bean you mess with the whole burrito.
later on man
keep it real
SOUTH BAY RUKUS
"SATAN" - 06/06/99 05:00:03
My Email:CATMANTO@GATEWAY.NET
Comments:
NICE PAGE. GET THE SOUND FILES RUNNING. PUNK 4-EVER
melissa - 06/05/99 15:14:51
My Email:m13m13c13
Comments:
this is cool im me ok
- 05/26/99 10:29:44
Comments:
Hey, what`s on? I`m sitting here in this shitty classroom. I need fun!! Fun? Yes, fun!!! More fun!!
Darren Fairweather - 04/27/99 16:27:59
Comments:
Yousuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Loads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesse at Upstairs Records - 04/22/99 16:27:43
My Email:oooooaf@aol.com
Comments:
We need to finish the dry ice demo. Also, the fourband comp has been downgraded to a three band comp. On it, we're including you guys, Tequilla Mockingbird, and Misaligned Youth.
the dumbass chicken - 04/21/99 23:57:44
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/nj/dryice
My Email:gd409decaf@aol.com
Comments:
your guestbook sucks. . .no, i'm a dumbass. . .well anyway at least i got it right and put my e-mail in the e-mail space. . .~chicken!
Chicken - 04/21/99 22:51:14
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/nj/dryice
My Email:The Wonderful World Of Dry Ice Fanzine!
Comments:
ey oh ey! greetings from new jezzy. . .impeccable taste with your band name. . .did you name it after that green day song, too? (yeah we're dorks, so what!). . .so anyway, get those damned sound clips up, we need to hear you guys! and check out our site
. . .~chicken!
Upstair Records - 04/16/99 23:46:12
My Email:Upstairs.com
Comments:
WOW nice promo put out with you guys ,...upstairs
first eve
jesse - 04/12/99 22:28:37
My Email:oooooaf@aol.com
Comments:
Goddamn. I got so many fuckin requests for that promo tape from upstairs records. Shit, I never thought it'd take off like this... Anyways, we gotta start working on the new tape, and the split 7". Later days, bro...
beth - 04/10/99 03:35:37
My Email:shorty@netaxs.com
Comments:
I like you
Your Biggest Fan - 04/06/99 23:33:24
Comments:
You suck. Go to School.
beevafeeva - 04/04/99 21:50:19
My Email:beevafeeva@.com
Comments:
my brother has a punk band 2
there pretty good but im sure you r better
POOPIE - 03/28/99 17:53:11
My Email:CRAPDOME@.CONNH
Comments:
YOU SUCK YOU POOP FRAUDS
mark - 03/20/99 09:07:06
My Email:madcaddies@aol.com
Comments:
I'd say something witty or profound.........but nothing comes to mind - oh well........take care
Melanie - 03/18/99 00:00:10
Comments:
Cool! really
- 03/16/99 21:10:02
My Email:gmacklis@baxglobal.com
Comments:
punksoup3 - 03/14/99 19:18:59
My URL:http://dickhead.com
My Email:punksoup3@yahoo.com
Comments:
i was just typing in shit to see if punk poop was here because my name is punksoup and it was. kick ass man. are you guys any goodzilla? i want your cd
Jesse a.k.a. OAF - 03/08/99 21:43:04
My URL:http://yesh
My Email:OOOOOaf@AOL.com
Comments:
So, long time no see. I remember when you guys were over at my house with me and eric recording at our home studio, Upstairs Studios... Well, I'm glad you guys finally made it into the mainstream. I saw you guys a while ago opening for the Vandals. Ah
... memories... Anyways Misaligned Youth is still alive and kicking. We should play a show together, just for kicks... Old School (us) meets New School (you)... And just for the heck of it we'll revive 2-Pac and have him play too... Farewell...
nikki Hellerstedt - 03/07/99 16:33:15
My Email:fuzy58@hotmail.com
Comments:
dude, your site kicks ass. major punk. im seriously interested in what your demo is like and i wouldnt mind getting one.
THANX NIKKI
jeremy shcenk - 03/05/99 18:54:40
My Email:roces16@yahoo.com
Comments:
do yu guys have any cd's out if so I'll order one
Casey - 02/19/99 14:59:05
Comments:
what the heck is this
Andy Tuley - 02/19/99 13:57:38
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ks/MaddScientists
My Email:Tuleybab@aol.com
Comments:
I have never heard of you guys but i like poop. I am in a Ska/punk band from K.C. We have been around for about three years so where not the trendy little fucks that make up bands just to be cool. Come to K.C. because I want to see some punk poop.
fuck you - 02/19/99 03:20:00
Comments:
fuck you fuck you fuck you- your name is gay as shit. your page fuckin sux you are a gay as puddle of vaginal discharge.tha
dign should say "will work for a hot beef injection" ya fuckin cakeboy!i hope your stupid ass band dies in the middle of one of your buttfucking sessions.(__))========D<
eat shit and die=)
fuck you,
trumarcus - 02/19/99 03:07:57
Comments:
i have no fuckin idea what you band is but i typed in poop and clicked dearch this was the result(___|___)
o
o
>plop<
Mat Eskridge - 02/11/99 01:42:29
My URL:http://www.thegrid.net/gcw
My Email:gusher_inc@hotmail.com
Comments:
hey, PV...cool. My grandma lives there. You guys sound pretty good. Make you a deal, I play bass for a punkrock band called Gusher. We got our CD coming out late this month. I'll send you guys a sample with 6 songs on it, for a copy of the demo when
t's ready. E-mail me back and we'll talk. Maybe we could even get a show going if we ever come down there. Thanx
"peck" - 02/03/99 20:18:19
My Email:annaes@yahoo.com
Comments:
hey, i was just surfin' the net and saw ur web page-not bad! anyway, i was thinkin maybe u could somehow send me some of ur music to listen to--ive herd good and bad stuff, so i figure ill check it out myself, thanks!
BONQUITA - 01/23/99 19:15:13
My Email:none of your bisquick!
Comments:
You guys sound like you rock! Come play for us in Florida!!!! We need some new talent. Maybe my band can open for you, We're called "something hatian" that would kick ass. PUNX NOT DEAD!!!!!
bagry dipinto - 01/18/99 21:14:33
My Email:(i'd rather not)
Comments:
you smell like diahhrea splatters
kristin - 01/15/99 20:22:03
Comments:
ok, i was just lookin for the dry ic fanzine page, but this one is really good.
- 01/10/99 12:08:13
Comments:
Sonny Brown - 01/06/99 17:02:41
My Email:01sbrown@st-ansgar.k12.ia.us
Comments:
POOP Rocks POOP POOP POOP POOP
misalighned youth - 01/02/99 08:35:36
My Email:punktime
Comments:
there will soon be a show with MIsalighned Youth opening for Dru ICe...gotta go it'll be soo cool
eric - 01/02/99 08:34:39
My Email:DLKEP@aol.com
Comments:
okay..(sorry rod and tim)..you to pat...Dry Ice is the worst band ever
eric - 01/02/99 08:30:02
My Email:DLKEP@aol.com
Comments:
you guys are the greatest band ever...i go all your shows...hey that last one at rod's house was awsome..especially when that little kid was singing..man i wish i was more ike him
Lil'Dave - 12/30/98 20:00:02
My URL:http://www.grizzlybear.com
Comments:
I'm in a cool band from monroe Michigan. We're called Orange Kake. You guys sound like you'd be cool. I wanna hear somethin' from ya'.
kIM - 12/22/98 02:09:33
My URL:http://www.gurlpages.com/me/kimmypoo/index.html
My Email:go tew my darn page n find out...SUCKA!
Comments:
are yew psychic? cuz i never heard of yew!!!!
Jon Knickerbocker - 12/15/98 23:51:18
My URL:http://www.pvpusd.org
My Email:knckrbckr@noknicks.com
Comments:
Greetings,
It has come to my attention that there have been pictures put up around Palos Verdes Peninnsula High School that have my face on them saying untrue remarks. These pictures must be removed within the next 24 hours or you will be prosecuted to the full exte
t of the law. That is all, gentlemen. Good day.
Joe T - 11/17/98 15:18:46
My Email:fairwarning81@hotmail.com
Comments:
SANTA INFERNO ROCKS!!!! PLEASE HELP SANTA INFERNO.
They're my band, just thought you'd be interested to know. We're good, maybe we can trade cd's or something. I'm being fruity but I don't care. I want to get to know other bands.
Glassy - 11/11/98 20:31:22
My Email:Skywalk111@aol.com
Comments:
Duuuude! Dry Ice kicks some major ass! They alone control the punk seen in the Palos Verdes area. There are only 3 sure things in life: death, taxes, and Dry Ice's ability to provoke mass riots with their unyeilding, uncomparable interpretation of the gen
ric word, "punk music". YOU ROCK!
beth - 11/10/98 14:00:57
My Email:bjapunk@juno.com
Comments:
as a mere punk girl from west virginia, (shut up i know the connotations involved w/ that)i think i am authoritative enough to say that your outlook as a punk rock band that people will like is quite bleak. Non existant, if you will. Not only have you ri
ped off a Green DAy song as your band name, you have a distorted view of the punk rock scene in general. how does it feel to be a wanna punk? and that silly "will work for dry ice" logo? come on assholes, lets face it.....YOU SUCK!!!! (take this as cons
ructive critisizm)
Joe Mamma - 11/09/98 22:29:17
My Email:I'm not giving it out
Comments:
I think you're on drugs. But I'm not 4 sure. Your band name sucks. I haven't even heard your band sing,but I think you stink like OLD TRASH! I hope you don't make any money.
GOOD BYE
Jimmy Gimpel - 11/09/98 18:48:55
My URL:http://www.dryic.com
My Email:jimmygimp@dryice.com
Comments:
hey,
i just wanted to tell you guys that you have to change your name to something else because we had dry ice first. if you dont, i'll call my lawyer and sue.Just kidding man, we're the dry ice pranksters, we'll do anything to get you to play a show here!
Virginia Howard - 11/04/98 16:45:24
Comments:
i'm looking for dry ice
john - 11/03/98 21:35:11
My Email:mr_sexy90210@yahoo.com
Comments:
your cool
Sean - 11/03/98 07:35:12
My Email:lacfire@aol.com
Comments:
Hey there. I am making a Surf video and I need some music. I was wondering if there was a way I can work something out as to have permission to use you guys in my video. I heard you guys are pretty good and I am looking for local bands. I have not p
rsonally heard your music so if their is anything you guys can give me to listen to, I would appreciate it, if you are interested. Its going to be of Taylor Steele influence with the newer crop of surfers. Any help would be most appreciated. Please get
back to me with any info that you can offer. Thank You.
Sean
Elemental Prod.
- 10/27/98 19:34:42
Comments:
The theological compensation of expandable experiences is of the unknown. Trivial dillusions are of the farthest to the mind of a sister. What?
10/11/98 11:30:02
| Name: Bad Bunny | My URL: Visit Me |
| My Email: Email Me | |
Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.
Heather Juxtahot - 08/11/98 21:59:16
Comments:
Hi, i just want to say who ever hasn't heard this band is missing out. They have so much talent. Tim the bass player is so cute. Pat and Craig are hilarious to talk to. Sometimes i wish i was younger so i could be with the band more. Well anyway Dry Ice i
awesome.
Heather age 21
chris - 07/28/98 05:26:17
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Mezzanine/7403/dryiceframes.html
My Email:cwthegreataol.com
Comments:
this page rocks
Marilyn Manson - 07/21/98 20:54:45
My URL:hugojdgsjhtiorh--thtrh
My Email:fuck@you.com
Comments:
youguys suck....
really suck........
suck my ass,,,,,,,l,
Johnny Turd - 06/28/98 04:11:49
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Venue/3001
My Email:johnnyturd@oocities.com
Comments:
Dry Ice would be good name for an early eighties new wave band...actually, I'm glad you guys think the Commodes are so spiffy (despite never having met us). I now command everyone reading this to go to the link above...enjoy or die.
Cary - 06/09/98 01:59:12
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Broadway/Alley/8845
Comments:
hi! I think this page rocks, and Pat, you kick ass! well, that's all I have to say! everyone come to my page...and stuff...ok. cool. c-y'all!
--cary
Damion Flouride(Epitaph) - 05/26/98 19:04:40
My URL:http://www.epitaph.com
My Email:thehazard@hotmail.com
Comments:
Dry Ice is definetly going to make the cut....they have an edge over most South Bay punk bands. The raging vocals of Pat Wiedlin combined with the fast guitar riffs of the bassist Tim Lieu make for a great combination. They're sounds of fury have proved t
cause quite a riot. On January 11th they caused some major chaos when they opened up for Krupted Peasant Farmers. Pat began to egg on the crowd by telling police brutality stories. In a matter of a few minutes the crowd exploded hurling beer bottles and
arge rocks at the security. Pat and Tim where put in jail for a couple hours on charges of Disturbing the Peace but they continue to tour the South Bay never the less. When asked why he instigated this riot by local news reporter Charles Agnew, Pat answer
d "The show was losing energy so I just had to pump it up a bit. Punk is all about the energy flow...when you see the crowd dying on you, you gotta start a riot." Amazingly enough not one of the raging fans was injured in the incident. As for the drummer
raig...he is restricted by his mothers demands and cant find the time to get in his drum lessons so he will probably be dropped from the band(just kidding).
Skat (Lara) - 05/26/98 00:04:26
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/nj/ober
My Email:NYNDSKAT@aol.com
Comments:
Hey Pat, Cool page! That Jizzmopper dude is just a lame ass because you guys rule, and he doesn't like you. He should get a life.
Nigel Crappabastard - 05/22/98 07:40:36
My URL:http://www.hornyguys.com
My Email:blow@me.asshole
Comments:
Uhhhh... i think your band rules and your page is even more kick ass. I consider myself quite a loser.