Come back soon, this page is under construction! I stopped having time to work on it when school started, and I haven't had the free time since. But as soon as there's a vacation I'll be able to put up all the audio that will be here. Here's a sneak preview to what it's going to be about: recordings of funny phone machine messages, well-known classic commercial clips. Plus totally random sound clips. Check out the Beatles sound room while you're waiting at http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Palladium/beatlespage.html.