No one in the world has patience, but we can pretend!
(Stephanie Wilson)

I need a caring and sensitive man but all of them have boyfriends."-K.F.
(Cindy Judge)

I think I will go into the liquor business, it's so rewarding to see the people dance around
(Emily Sauter)

Alcohol is only for adults and kids with fake ID's
(JJ Saur)

"So kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait for me, hold me like you'll never let me go."
(Tracy Lynch)

"Today is the greatest day I've ever known can't wait for tomorrow I may not have that long I'll tear my heart out before I get out"-Smashing Pumpkins
(Tracy Lynch)

I'm guaranteed to make you moan and scream!"
(Tracy Lynch)

I have gone to find myself, if I return, before I get back, please keep me here
(Lucy O'Byrne) That which does not kill me makes me stronger
(Mike Orawsky)

"If No One's Looking, It Ain't LOUD Enough"
(Mike "Cheech" Micciche)

"....and not only did you cross that line, but you went there, hung out, and bought a few people a round of drinks over there."
(Mike Trenck)

"Living is easy w/ eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see."
(Alison Shaw)

~"It's hard to get by in life living on just a smile"~
(Bronwyn Hunter)

"Dream baby dream of all that's come and going. And you will find out in the end there really is no difference" - Michael Hutchence, INXS
(Phillipe Monin)

*I need a boyfriend really BAD...Are you really BAD?*
(Laura Belden)

*I'm not as think as you drunk I am*
(Laura)

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
(Colin Donegan) <--- like the "Colin.html" Donegan

May the four winds blow you safely home
(Dan Smock)

"When it feels right DO IT, and do it good god dammit"
(Stacie Morvay)

"If you love something, let it go...if it comes back it's yours...if it doesn't, it never was..."
(Stacie Morvay)

"We took it and we split it...you're f***ing right we did it"~DMX
(Christina Clark)

"Well friends never leave you they're a two way street/They'll always believe in you when you've ceased to believe/And I'll still feel the same if you're a friend in need/'cause I'll always love you/Don't forget about me" -Nancy Griffith
(Kelly Moughty)

"Many times those that are quiet have the most to say."
(Ashley Challinor)

"I can except failure, but I can't except not trying."
(Ashley Challinor)

"Every failure is one more on the road to success."
(Ashley Challinor)

The True Enemy Of War, Is War It's Self
(Shane Smith)

God, I'd love to meet her, I bet she is really SMART.
(Chris Bertram)

"Your parents must be terrorists! Cause you da bomb!"
(Chris Bertram)

~* Love is like a virus. It's contagious,there's no cure, and it's up to you to spread it~*
(Tara Sloane)

MeN whO MaKe YoU cry arE nOt WorTh YoUr TeArS or TiME!
(Tara Sloane)

"I'm a Woodchuck"
(Kacey Irish)

Your a freshman makin an impression
(Billy Blankemeier)

"I'm a better man than you'll ever be and a better woman than you'll ever get"- Angel.
(Mary Droesch)

"I took one look at my ghetto Romeo and I knew that I wanted him to be the abusive future father of my illegitimate future children."- DOGS
(Mary Droesch)

****
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.

These pills can't be habit forming; I've been taking them for years

Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Don't steal, the government hates competition

Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children.

If your parents didn't have children, odds are you won't either.

*****
All of the preceding were Heather Konitshek's quotes.

"Honi, Honi"
9Germaine)

"DAMN GEENA!"
(Juan Kopp)

"SUKIT"
(Hawaii Bunch)

"Mmmmmm.... Peeeeeaaaaanuuuuts"
(Stephanie Johnson)

"Beer,Burger, Bell"
(Donegan)



and finally... MINE!!!

What if yesterday was the most exciting day of your life??


If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"

"True terror is waking up one morning and realizing your high

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with

"If you were any less black you'd be CLEAR..." ~ Marcus from "Go"

"Love my n*ggas but wheres my b*tches??" - DMX

"Oh my god, what's that familiar smell? It smells like ACETONE!" - Tony, the faggy waiter from Planey Hollywood in Waikiki, Hawaii.

Colin will grow up to be a cross dresser!!