half a woman
they called him great scott
cause he was great
they called her great susan
cause she was his date
she climbed in a box
and he cut her in two
and when he was through
she was just half a woman
he'd tie her up
set her on fire
douse her with oil
the crowd would go wild
she was always alright
at the end of the night
but somehow she felt like just half a woman
so went the same way year after year
he'd wave his magic wand, she'd disappear
one day she asked "how did this come to be?
somehow there must be more to me"
one day she left
climbed through the stage
and into the trap door
under the lions cage
and after a spell
he said "what the hell?"
it was just as well
she was just half a woman

I Want an Alien For Christmas

The Man in the Santa Suit