You're a freakin' nutcase! No, not really but woah, do you know how to jape around! You're dangerous! Someone leaves a pair of shoes unattended and the next thing you do is put a slice of cake in each. When you're around, shampoo mysteriouly becomes superglue, vanilla ice cream becomes mustard flavoured and whoopee chushions lie in wait in every chair. You're crazy, you used to dance around discos in your diapers, you and Nick Backstreet are ideal for each other!

people are like Nick!!!