Plain Jane

Plain Jane is for the hard-working blue collar "Plain Jane" workers everywhere...

Hey there mister, quit hiding your eyes
and don't ridicule me 'cause I'm high on life.
I'm high, high on life.

A little sympathy is running through your mind.
I say it don't worry me none, mister, I don't mind.
As I'm fine. Doing fine.

I don't carry signs "Will Work For Food."
I say I earn my money, am I too cool?
I say I...I get by.

Simon says it's just public cliché.
I say I never cared for it. I prefer to be Jane.
That's a plain, plain Jane.

Chorus:
Address me as Plain Jane.
Simon says it never meant that much to me.
Address me as Plain Jane.
Hey mister, shut your hole and see.
Address me as Plain Jane.
Address me as Plain Jane.

I have these fantasies that lately blow my mind.
Where everyone just sings along,
can't seem to help but smile.

It seems I'm judged for everything I say, wear or do.
So to all of you, the judges, this is what you do.
Swing'em I- I- I...