monsterspy

like monsters? how about spies? click on me!

he's a monster but he's completely inconspicuous
he's so smooth he makes bond look ridiculous
he's got sharp teeth
claws that are long
he's got bubblegum that doubles as a bomb!

he's got sunglasses with x-ray vision
he's gonna need 'em cause he's on a secret mission
he's 4 feet wide
he's 8 feet tall
he'll have to kill you if you see him but you won't see him at all!

quiet as a cat, cool as a cucumber
always getting smarter while the bad guy's getting dumber dumber
crazy like a fox, superceded by no other
always gets the women, yeah, they call him mr. loverlover

hedon'tneedtogrowlorscreamoreatyourbrainsorhauntyourdreams
hedoesn'tneedtowearasheetheneverwipeshisbigFATFEET
you'llneverhearhimsneakuponyou'foreyouknowithe'suponyou
he'ssecretslyandsupersmoothbestwatchyo'assHE'SONTHEMOVE!

he's fought the KGB, the FBI and CIA
he's fought the bad guys from japan to californ-i-ay
he knows kung fu
jujitsu too
he's got a blackbelt that he ain't afraid to use!

he's got a supercar with superbuttons doing things
he pulls a special lever down now he's got superwings
you broke my will!
oh what a thrill!
goodness gracious...
MONSTERSPY!

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