Here's Our Big Winner:

NAME:  Jonathan Mitts
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I am an avid coffee drinker. Every morning I wake up
and have 2 cups of coffee with two lumps of sugar and
some cream. My coffee is the only surefire way to start
my day off right. So a couple of weeks ago I woke up and took a shit, then went
to make my coffee as usual.
To my surprise there was no coffee in site. I searched every nook and cranny in
my kitchen. No creamer, no sugar nothing at all!!! " Oh shit", I thought, "what
in the sam hell am i going to do!!!". Then thats when I had a truly ingenious
idea. I though "hmmmmmmmm that shit i took this morning was brown just like
coffee?!?!" So I grabbed the turds from the toilet, threw them in the coffee
filter an wala instant coffee substitute. What did I use for creamer you say,
Well I'll give you a hint "I got it from a guy named winky that lives in my
pants."
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Jcristo's  Coffee Contest
It Wasn't easy to select this over the others!
This story was selected out of the others because it made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe. The Others Are Very Funny too! Part of the reason this story was chosen is that I know Jon Mitts, and although I don't think he wrote it, I can believe this is something he'd do. The contest is wrapped up as of 2:00 Am on Aug. 25, 1997 mostly because we, the page administrators, have school or college starting now. We are still taking Coffee Stories!! If you still have a coffee related story you want the world to see, then please fill out this form or email jcristo@oocities.com  or you could just sign the guestbook. It's been fun, and It's you (and geocities) that made it possible.
Thanks,
Jcristo
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