December 1998 Whine Archive



24 January 1998
mmm yes. today was good. yesterday was bad. bad bad bad for jenn. she doesn't even wish to go into the badness of yesterday, so we will just tell you that it was bad. jenn bought soap today though. and milk. whole milk finally. no more getting sick off of lame ass 2%. mitty got to pack today. she couldn't bring all her shoes though, so that sucks a lot. stupid having only so much room for packing. and jenn has no clue what today is so she just is pretending that it is the 24th. she thinks that it is, but isn't quite sure, so all of you people will just have to get confused if it isn't.

18 January 1998
jenn is all hot and floaty now....

12 January 1998
mmm, it has been a while, but you should be happy jenn is actually taking the time to give you the insite on the whining industry first hand. well...sunday, jenn got horribly sick at daniel's house...it wasn't too cool to tell you the truth, and the minute she came in the house she fell asleep. she was badly dehydrated. it was fun. mitty is quite mad at slow computers at the moment. sadly enough, jenn cannot whine about hers...YET! there is still time my little pretties, and your little dog too..oh wait, thats something entirely different. she is also pissed about no having enough money to buy the pimp coat, which apparantly is a pimping coat. oh, excuse us, pimpin'. there we go. jenn's cat just sneezed. fun cat. stupid spiders also like to visit mitty in the night. so much for prince charming climbing up your hair. jenn also lost her wallet today, which made her very pissed off. oh, but she found it. and then there is the subject of dumb fuck alan. you know, there is always someone that you hate, if not more. well, jenn now hates alan. a lot. he is trying to BECOME daniel. it is quite scary. but what makes it even worse is that it looks like jenn is trying to be daniel as well. you see, yesterday they (daniel, lynn josh and jenn) went to wal-mart and daniel and jenn got some gloves. they were the same exact kind, tight and having nice grip, only daniels were all black and jenn's have blue on them. ok, so that night jenn goes shopping with her mom because all of the pants she has have holes in the ass. well at the mall jenn's mom realizes that jenn has no coat! yeah, nice thing to notice now. but anyway, so jenn's mom says she will buy jenn either the flourecent green jacket or the black...jenn could not even bear to look at the green one, so she had to decide on the black, when what she really wanted was navy blue. yes, well, you are sitting there thinking, what is the point of this whole story, well we are going to tell you! jenn now has almost the same exact coat as daniel, only it is slightly more feminine. yes. well. now lynn says stuff like "you two look too much alike, i don't like it!" and stupid things like that. it shouldn't piss jenn off, but it does, being as she wanted BLUE! yes. but that is all. thank you for stopping by.

8 January 1998
and you my friend, are a dirty dirty hoe. yes, at least that is what we think, so yeah. mmmm, today was boring as shit, until jenn went to daniel's house at about 6:45. first they were all at josh's house and then daniel had to go home while they were watching roger rabbit. after that lynn was supposed to go to the school's dance at 7, but ended up not needing jenn to take him since he wasn't going, so jenn went to daniel's. there she fell asleep. it was nice. and then she came back and her lynn and josh sat in the "sex room" and talked about being insane. yes. fun stuff that. yeah, jenn's tired and thinks she will go to sleep now since after 12 lynn and daniel are out of saturday like schoolings. yep yep yep, fun fun fun!!! yeah, sure.

6 January 1998
jenn is talking to joe at the moment about personalities and the destinctness of it all. it is quite lovely. she thinks that she can spell well too, but she is sadly mistaken and needs to go back to 3rd grade. "it flows more" for her than it does for hoe. that is what she is told. and joe, not hoe. sorry about this confusion which is plaguing you. and if you are suffering from no confusion, we am deeply sorry and we will have to try much harder next time, being as henn is "too good to talk to you" at the moment. yeah, but now jenn wants to sleep, as well as mitty, so we bid you farewell in your luxurious travels to wherever you may go, be it far or near, in your head or actually in the realm which we call "reality."

5 January 1998
jenn doesn't want to whine. she wants to not do anything but she has history homework AND she needs to work out, but we will forget about that

4 January 1998
, yes. jenn is VERY VERY VERY hyper right now and she doesn't think that she can really whine about anything at the moment. nope, no good whining for you tonight!!!! SO THERE POOPY PANTS! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAA and the hammers are what every girl wants, and even patt, so they must be DAMN good! hehehehehehe yes.