30 September 1998
jenn got a part. jenn actually got a part after the all the crappy stuff she did on stage the past two days. luck is definitly with her. that is not whining however. lj is very dumb. THAT is whining. he is so incredibly dumb that jenn wants to kick him in his "have you slept with him?" stupid hatted head. her and daniel call him hat man. jenn has a lovely ap us history test tomorrow, she is quite excited, YEAH RIGHT! she's gonna totally fail, AND it's not just multiple choice, OH NO! she has to write and ESSAY too! OH! and now mitty has spilled water on the butt card!!! it is water stained and ruined! oh horrible water! oh, evil making people leave us. horrible horrible things of that indeed. mitty thinks it is no fun waiting for mail that is probably not even sent, even though her package was supposed to be sent last week. it is lots of fun to check her box at college and never get any mail because she does not live there. at least jenn sent her mail there once. that was okay. also, we think it is very nice that sometimes people do not realize when we need our space, well mitty thinks so anyway, she doesn't know about jenn, but it is probably like that for everyone. silly boyfriend automatically assumes that if mitty is quiet there is something wrong and then when she says "nothing" he won't leave her alone about it. which makes something wrong....duh. this whine makes NO sense what so ever, so we think it is over. jenn needs to check her mail anyway.

29 September 1998
today was a lovely day. tuesday it was. a beautiful tuesday. noah and jenn seem to be having a little bit of a problem lately though. pisses jenn off really because she's not treating him any differently than before...dumb stuff that always happens. jenn had more auditions for "the good doctor" again today, but she blew that too. she got up there and started doing her old lady monologue and thought "what the hell, i don't want to be old", so she just said, nahh forget it. she'll just be the violinist we guess. after that jenn had to take daniel to the junior high in the other town so that he could pick up his sister at 4:45. of course, jenn's mom was late with the car, so that made daniel and jenn very nervous about what ogre would do if daniel was late. lynn and josh came with them into town, and luckily they were not late. after dropping daniel off they went to boyfriend tina's, but had dropped josh off too. stupid things happen at carl's junior. dumb everything. people are too stupid a lot of the time, and yes. jenn was covered in duct tape today, by one king daniel also. her shoe has it over the top, as well as her pants. she had a label on her head that said "my jennI" written by mavis, but she took it off at lunch because it annoyed her. lj also annoyed her at lunch. he kept asking if jenn had or would mind sleeping with like every guy there. finally it just got really annoying and she just kept saying "nu-uh" hehe, tricked him. now he thinks that she hasn't slept with daniel, but she wouldn't mind and that he was not offending her in any way. dumb guy that he is. now everytime jenn sees him she's gonna crack up laughing. hehe. mitty is experiencing that fun thing known as extreme confusion and not knowing what she wants (uh...we guess that's confusion...anyway). rushing into things is stupid, especially when you rush so far into something you don't think you can get out too easily. mitty thinks she should become a nun because she is still too much thinking about andy and she is with chris. oh how wonderful life is. why didn't she give it some time before rushing into a relationship like a week after college started? she is SUCH an idiot. and there's nobody who really understands what is going on, so it's not like she can even talk to anyone about it. how gay of life. oh and email takes way too long. 2 friggen hours one of them took! and it was 1K! what the hell?! AOL sucks, that's all we have to say.

28 September 1998
mmmm yes today jenn had auditions for the play "the good doctor". she TOTALLY bombed. she got up there and did some stupid monologue about finding a monologue. she wanted to save her other one for the old woman thing. it's a pretty good one that she found last night at about 12. yes...good. today was good for her though, other than the fact that her and daniel got to listen to heather talk talk talk talk talk in the theater during lunch AND mr bernard, american lit teacher, got ahold of jenn's quote book and put some that daniel gave her ON THE BOARD! at least he didn't see his name. daniel would have been very not happy at bernard man. yes. and daniel got yelled at a lot today. stupid yelling. stupid ogre. yeah. stupid psych test for mitty is on wed, it's going to have a bunch of stuff on the biology of the brain...boring boring boring and andy is being silly and not sending her her tapes. hmmm, what else....we think. stupid oedipus video mitty had to watch today and then the stupid singing thing dave put up and it goes off whenever anyone walks by and sings "wild thing"....it's a halloween thing, a green demon kind of face. dumbness of it all....how annoying it all has become. our lives are green.

27 September 1998
mmm...yes...the whine. jenn wishes she were asleep right now instead of writing the whine. no actually, she wishes she was looking for a monologue for tomorrow's audition. she's so lovely at doing stuff the last minute. oh well, too bad for her. noah is mad at her now too because she asked him about why he does something he does, which needs not to be spoken of right here, and NO it's nothing disgusting you perverted little people. school will not be fun tomorrow and jenn is WAY too tired to deal with anything, so she is going to sleep now. sleep tight. mitty on the other hand is wide awake because all she can think about is how stupid life is and how dumb things are. yes. stupid her for auditioning for the stupid dracula play. she got a small part, even the director thought her part was bigger than it turned out to be, and she has to miss 2 swing lessons and didn't get to audition for the musical at her college, which she thinks she had a good chance of getting into. oh well, bad call mitty.

26 September 1998
jenn is the official translator. yes. she translates things that "women" say to josh, and then see if they make any sense. of course they never do because GIRLS NEVER MAKE SENSE, not even to one of their own gender. we serioulsy hope that we are not as stupid as that. jenn was very tried today too. her and daniel "slept" on lynn's bed for 3 hours. stupid lynn and his sister took pictures of them sleeping, which is really great because jenn was using a stuffed raccoon for a pillow and she had her head right in the crotch. we are sure that that is going to look just lovely in the photograph. jenn also believes that one day, after running like she did today (which was hardly anything) she is serioulsy going to die. everytime she runs, even a little, she gets all stupid and feels like she is going to pass out. neat huh? yes. and yesterday night, jenn dismantled the vcr, so she cannot record sailor moon tapes that peter gave her. stupid peter. "it's great to have another moonie around"...ummm, yeah peter, whatever. moonie. ok. mitty thinks it is stupid that she never has time to read. that's all...a mild whine today.

25 September 1998
today was kelly's birthday! woo woo!! jenn called her but she was out getting a happy birthday, so she just left a message on the answering machine. yes. today was the last day of thespian initiations, but noah didn't come to school, so jenn couldn't initiate him. she was quite sad. but lynn did win beanie thespian, which jenn had won last year. she was very happy, but at the same time, sad that noah couldn't have won. at lunch that one girl who jenn just TOTALLY blanked on her name kept drawing hearts on the pretty picture that jenn drew for daniel in lipstick...hearts are not good things on a picture of salt and slug...that's just wrong. oh, now jenn is very pissed that she couldn't think of her name. damn damn damn!! what is it?!?!! oh forget it. mitty wants to go to see tori amos on 17 october (yeah, she already went in august, but can't get enough) but the stupid dracula play is that night, and the night of two more concerts she wants badly to go to: cherry poppin' daddies and royal crown revue. no swinging for her. oh well. it would be inconsistant of her to have GOOD luck.

24 September 1998
today mitty went to the renaissance festival. she had a really cool costume that her mom made for her, and it was awesome. too bad angie hates being upstaged and kept giving her mean looks the entire time because all angie had in the way of a costume was a stupid dress she bought at goodwill. it was yellow...ugh. too many leather and metal and chainmail bras at the ren. fest. too. it was so wrong. today, jenn was invisible. yes indeed. not only was she wearing camo, but NO ONE seemed to pay attention to her and noah when they were talking. NO ONE...well, daniel, but he listens to everything, so it's not that new. jenn and daniel also got to hold the silly drama club sign today at lunch for "club day". oh yes, it was very lovely. there was supposed to be a pole that held the sign up, but for some reason, unknown to all human kind, there was no pole. yes. they thouroughly enjoyed it. and then it was very lovely when jenn had to go to driver's class...behind the wheel training. the dumb instructor treats her like she's five. "oh, you are a lovely driver!" "oh, but watch out for that thing, oh, and that, OH! and slow and easy right here because this is a sharp turn" WTF is up with that?!!? she's not blind you stupid retard!! she's driven BEFORE! why don't you just chill out, get your damn foot off your stupid little instructor's break and shut the hell up?! yeah...that's exactly what should happen. jenn drove by daniel's house 3 times today, and of course, could not go see him. don't you hate it when you go by people's houses and you can't go see them, even when you know that they are home. yes, that sucks. she didn't go by anyone else's house though, so at least she was not tempted too much. tomorrow noah has to wear pink for initiations. damn pink. damn initiations. jenn did get to paint his face completely blue today though, so that is a good thing. but that is not whining! no it's not and if you believe it, then you deserve to be drug out in the street and shot. relationships are very neat too. we seem to be having troubles with our retarted girlish feelings. screw feelings!!!!! just leave us alone! life would be so much easier if stupid feelings never existed, boring mind you, but MUCH MUCH better. jenn thinks that she was supposed to do some homework for journalism...oh, but she did not do it, so too bad for stupid her. yes, stupid stupid stupid. this whine has become very long, good good whine. we have taught you well. oh and this time it is jenn's fingernails that are being totally stupid. chipped silver everywhere. what's a girl to do?

23 September 1998
hmmm, today was not a fun day for jenn. she was evil to all of her boys. she did not talk to any of them and felt very horrible. noah tried to talk to her a lot, and she just kinda shrugged him off, and then daniel was afraid of her because she curled up in a little ball in her B3 seat in the theater at lunch. he didn't talk to her at all today. she was having a very bad day. memories once again. mitty's disks are evil too and do not like her. and a huge spider tried to attack her!!! ackk!! she went upstairs to get something to kill it with, but now it is gone! it could be on her!! oh no!! kill spidey!

22 September 1998
hehehheehehehe!!! jenn is EVIL!!!!!! she yells at pat for all the stupid things he's ever done. HAHAHHAA!!! jennY just left though, so she feels like shit. at least king daniel is on so she can yell to him about stuff. oh man, jenn REALLY feels like crap. sick even. WHY?!? yeah, well, tonight should be fun. jenn drank another pespi at like 8. yeah. smart one that she is. pespi for the mind. food for the soul. some people are so stupid! today mitty got into an argument with jon because he smokes cigars and mitty said he is putting himself at risk for lung cancer. and he said he is at no risk. mitty got in this big thing with him and then he said something stupid and mitty tried to end the fight with joking around and said "nope, you're lying." then jon said "typical female response." what the fuck does that mean?!!!

21 September 1998
ah yes, jenn's other me is here now. jennY. yep yep yep. jenn had to go through hell to get the school to let jennY come to school with her tomorrow. and jenn likes to send out forwards and piss everyone off, including mitty, hehehe, evil jenn. patt thinks that jenn doesn't like him anymore. that really pisses her off, and she's prolly gonna hear something from him for putting it in the whine, but too damn bad! that's what this friggen page is for! so there! jenn also told daniel some stuff yesterday, that's why she couldn't really whine. damn her. why does she always have to tell people how she feels? hmm?! answer us that! jenn is very pissed that she cannot find her cursors that she downloaded. stupid her! AND she has a history exam on wednesday, but hasn't studied very well. she's not very good at studying. oh well. too bad for stupidness. girl, it's all over. i'll kill you.

20 September 1998
lying. jenn cannot handle them. she has also decided that girls are evil. so many girls have treated jenn's friends like crap. not just relationship-wise, but friend wise. many of jenn's guy friends have been totally consumed and then spit out. jenn is really not in the mood to whine right now. yes, she has many many things to whine about, but you will just have to wait until she is ready to share. so there! mitty agrees that girls are evil, which is why she prefers the company of males as friends. they are much easier to deal with and talk about funny things like masturbation. hehe, no just kidding, mitty does not enjoy stories of dennis "christening" every building on campus. but she still thinks he is cool, he is nice and watches radiohead with her. anyway, girls can be so catty and stupid....mitty thought she got away from that after leaving high school, but apparently not. it's still all the same old shit, girls being stupid and telling stupid rumors and doing mean things. it's ridiculous.

19 September 1998
jenn was very scared today. someone she cares a lot about scared her. being scared is not good. not at all. mitty spent the night at school tonight. woo woo! no mitty for jenn. but that is ok. they will speak some other time. KIM leaves jenn for college in the morning. she hasn't really thought about her being gone, but it will surely hit her in time. jenn was supposed to have a little "party" tonight at her house. she invited flora, lynn, daneil, josh, noah and KIM but only flora, lynn and KIM were able to come, and KIM wasn't even able to for very long either. so later, it was just lynn and jenn. it was VERY boring, let us tell you. jenn's "real" self came out and bored lynn to death. and at the time, jenn was worrying a little. it was quite fun indeed. finally when they started having fun, it was time for lynn to go, so that sucks. KIM came right before he left though, so jenn was happy to see her. jenn's page is also being evil. she changed the colors on it, but it still hates her. evil evil, almost like jenn's flashing god. FLASH!

18 September 1998
first day back to school after fun camp. sucked royally. had a rally schedule, but noah wasn't there to share it with, and daniel and lynn seemed to be lost. josh too. jenn ended up sitting with amo, who is cool, but the people she hangs out with are sooo stupid. jenn got to listen to one girl complain about lesbians. stupid annoying girl. jenn wanted to kick her, but the girl was so stupid that she couldn't. it wouldn't be worth it. some people are just too ignorant to waste time with. then there is the fact that jenn still has homework. stupid annoying homework that she ALWAYS has. sometimes she wonders what would happen if she just stopped everything. hmm...everything would probably stop. yes. jenn forgot to work out today too. she was talking to daniel and forgot. damn her. oh well, she can do it late tonight. it is not quite yet the time that the whine is usually written, but it will have to do. mitty left early tonight. she needed to do stuff that is stuff-like. jenn wants tomorrow, right now! damn tomorrow! why are you always a day away! tomorrow, tomorrow, i love you, tomorrow, it's only a day away! oh dumb song. feet smell like cleavage. no. not cleavage.

14, 15, 16 and 17 September 1998
4 days of fun camp! jenn and noah were just at camp along with lynn and josh for 4 days to learn about equality and prejudices. it was quite stupid, because although they were very much into being equal in every respect, but they brokw their own rules and laughed at homosexuality. stupid stupid people. they say that everyone is equal, including gays, lesbians and bisexuals, but at the same time, they discriminated against them. sure, nobody is perfect, but they don't need to be completely stupid about it. if they feel that way, good for them and their jolly dumbass selves, but they don't have to make other people feel like crap at the same time. we think that this is totally stupid, considering the fact that one of the teachers who was a counselor is a lesbian. stupid stupid stupid. whenever jenn doesn't whine, mitty doesn't whine because she is lazy and also forgets much of the whiningness. but jenn is cool and remembers to do it lots. so these four days mitty cannot remember. that's grounds enough for a whine, dammit!

13 September 1998
hmmm, it is only 5:30 and jenn is already whining. oh, and dave matthews is on mtv. sadness. strange feelings. confusion is not a major part of fun. when jenn was talking to daniel today on aim, she got all panicky for some reason. that made her kind of mad. and then she wanted to go to the airshop website, but of course it is broken. jenn also got yelled at today for doing her homework. star thought that she wanted her to do all of jenn's packing. stupid star. jenn takes responsibility for what she is supposed to be doing, and never asked star to do it. jenn wishes her dad was home. nothing stupid like this would ever be going on. it is REALLY hot in jenn's house too. star likes to open all the wondows when she knows it is hot out, so the whole house remains hellishly hot the whole day, AND night. it's real fun sleeping when you are sweating. and then people who give you guilt trips, OR are manipulative completely suck ass. what is with them? they think that if they can make you feel how they want you to feel. fuck them. you can't make people feel how you want them to unless they are weak and don't deserve to live anyway. it would be best to kill all manipulating guilt-tripping assholes. yep. kill them until they are dead. mitty thinks public speaking class is not fun. stupid lady teaching it doesn't even know what she is doing. maybe we are mistaken, but shouldn't someone teaching public speaking be a decent speaker? just a thought...

12 September 1998
today boyfriend tina came over. he brought empire records with him, other jenn's favorite movie. it was very neat to watch it again. fun movie that it is, but the bra scene is just wrong! AND the one with aj's shirt! the bra moves all over the table, disappearing and then coming back, and then ends up on the floor, and then after aj takes off his shirt, he is magically wearing it again! what's the dilly with this?! and jenn has so much homework that it's flying like monkeys out of her butt. yes indeed it is. friend problems are really neat too. stupid misunderstandnigs and not being tolerant. people need to learn not to be stupid. mitty is gone. lost forever in the great state of maryland. no, she isn't really, but jenn likes to over react and make up a long story. the truth is, jenn has no idea where mitty is...well, she is NOT online, so that rules out one place. indeedy! radiohead made jenn cry again tonight, but not as evilly as before. she doesn't even know why it makes her cry. stupid fade out song. all the other ones love her. strange happenings here. mitty thinks the whine has gotten less funny than it used to be. now we are just depressed.

11 September 1998
crying. yes, that is a neat action. why does music have this strange effect on jenn? radiohead and stone temple pilots make jenn very incredibly sad for some strange reason. "let me be just let me be". you know, radiohead makes her a lot sadder than stone temple pilots though. radiohead has memories. can't forget the curves of your monkey. stone temple pilots is just dumb. jenn also has a LOT of homework. since she is going to camp anytown, she has to do all of her homework this week instead of doing it on the days which she would normally recieve it. daniel also did something strange to her computer which is driving her insane. somehow he made it incredibly fast. HOW!??! now jenn has a lot more stuff she is obligated to do on the computer also. besides work, homework, email and the whine, now she has another page which she must update. the live oak drama guild page. fun fun fun for jenn jenn jenn. oh, and today, daniel, lynn and josh came over and they had a cool time, until they went to the school. silly daniel stole a key for the water and left it running. no, you see, that is not the bad part...the bad part is he left it at her house. naughty naughty...mommy finds it and jenn is TOAST!

10 September 1998
today was a most sucky day after school for jenn. she had 4 straight hours of lovely homework! AP history is not her friend at all, thats what she has decided. and she made brian REALLY mad when she was talking to him today. he deserves it, but now jenn thinks that KIM will be mad at her for being mean to the asshole. today was pretty good other than that though, except mitty couldn't find chris after her class and then his cross country meeting ran late so she coudn't see him much. mitty's computer is being really slow tonight too. and exginger spice looks really old! like tess's mom! serioulsy! stupid old spice girls. oh and the silly lady on the mtv awards said the winner before she even opened the envelope! no, she didn't know who was going to win. no way! all the videos suck too! big up to your mother. that's what we always say. fucking backsteet boys beat radiohead!!!! mitty thinks it is time for mtv to get their collective head out of their ass.

9 September 1998
ohhh sad sad sadness of this. jenn stepped in doggy poo with her new blue shoes just moments ago!!! her dog mack was locked in the garage last night, by who knows, and for an old dog with no control over his aging body...well, you know how that goes. today was just boring though too. people talked to jenn, and everything cool like that, but nothing cool happened at all. joe and nate were extra boring in geology, and jennie was completely retarted, as always. nate and joe like to make fun of her because she thinks she is cool, but is really just mean to everyone but who she thinks is "worthy" of talking to her. yeah, we like people like that a lot. like every guy that jenn is friends with, she critisizes because they aren't "fine". who the hell cares!? she's not looking to bone them! she is FRIENDS with them, stupid girl! jenn turned in her life today to her journalism teacher's sub too, but has a feeling that she didn't write it at all as well as she could have. and her "episode" which was most memorable to her, pretty much sucks now, so that's shot. she hasn't really talked to mitty too much either. dumbness of being far away from everything cool. jenn wishes that her family could buy mitty's old house and live in maryland again. stupid california. jenn's job sucks too. she never knows what the hell she is supposed to be typing, and then when/if she does find out, her computer hates her and decides to break. and jenn sucks at writing the whine. dumb jenn. dumb whine. dumb life..

8 September 1998
today jenn had to go back to school after her three (YES 3!!! favorite number again!) day weekend. why are people so stupid? it seems like every time you talk to someone, they are complete assholes to you, but then when they realize that they like you for who knows what reason, they expect you to act like nothing ever happened. yep, jenn, mitty and justin totally hate that. and then it really sucks when people never talk to you to begin with and then wonder why you act like something's wrong. we mean, come on, if you are ignored by someone for a really long time, and then they suddenly talk to you, aren't you gonna be kinda like, "hey, what's up with this? why are you bothering?" yeah, that's what we thought. ned is head also and typos are neat. damnit! mitty just did her nails and now they are all messed up!! what is with nails?! why are they so mean?!!?! typo boy will come and save the day after jenn kicks her damn anti virus thingy's ass!!! QUIT damn thing! there's no virus and if there is, then kill it! just don't tell her about it!! oh yes. burning off steam. how do you burn OFF steam anyway? yeah. another neat phrase that makes no sense. fat old men in underwear are jenn's favorite. mmmm fat old men.

7 September 1998
fun fun fun for today. nothing to do at the fun barbeque. after KIM left, everything went downhill. there was absoultely nothing to do at jenn's house with patt, noah and daniel since KIM was gone and she's fun and makes it funner than fun. noah, daniel and patt are cool, but KIM is momma. you just can't replace a momma. porta porn mom and boyfriend tina came to the barbeque too. they are some fun people. la la la. public speaking is stupid. and mitty had already seen the episode of daria that was on tonight. too funny. jenn is not speech worthy either. earth day and mitty is a difficult topic to make a speech about. there is an ugly smudge on jenn's moniter. yuck yuck yuck! dreams of you. how annoying. goo foo. damn. how confusing. what's wrong with us?!!? we can't whine like we used to!!!! we have whiner's block!!!!! forward into being a complete idiot like jenn. jenn likes idiotism. IDIOTISM!!!!!!!!!

6 September 1998
today was noah's "real" party. it was pretty cool other than the fact that jenn, patt and noah did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! they liked that fact a lot. they listened to the rent cd, ate and went online. it was lovely. missy went to the elton john concert again with jaime. jaime has RED hair now. yes, all of us do now. it's really stupid when people over exagerate about stupid stuff. stupid is a neat word. tomorrow other jenn's mom (porta) is coming over with boyfriend tina for a barbeque at jenn's house. hopefully KIM, patt and noah can come, if not, too bad for them. amo's mom and aunt are prolly coming, but of course amo is not because she is too cool for the town that they live in. jenn is evil and she likes it. it's also neat when you really care about people and they completely ignore you. it kinda makes you feel like shit doesn't it? and then when you confront them about the way they've been acting, they don't give you a straight answer. jenn went outside tonight at noah's house and started crying when she looked up at the sky...the full moon, stars and the smell of the outside...the feeling of it. too much like maryland, but yet, so far away. memories suck.

5 September 1998
today was jenn's mom (star)'s birthday. she left early this morning leaving jenn and KIM asleep on the couch after an exausting night of movie watching and netmeeting chatting for noah's birthday last night. the party lasted till about 2:30 or 3 am. and jenn, being the idiot that she is, forgot where her mom had gone, and since her brother recieved the same genes for memory stuff, he didn't remember either. so after KIM left, jenn did 4 straight hours of her AP history notes. it was a lot of fun. speckled into those 4 hours was a lovely conversation with 4 other people when jenn thought she was only talking to one. it was pretty neat that benya didn't tell her that there were a bunch of other people there while she talked to him about matters which didn't really concern the other people. that kinda pissed jenn off for a while. mitty went to the elton john concert tonight too, so jenn could not get any whine information out of her. jenn had nothing to do ALL day long either until about 7pm when noah finally came over and they watched "the incredible shrinking woman". jenn wanted to rent it because on the front of the box at blockbuster, lily tomlin was riding a gorilla, and since jenn is obsessed with monkeys, and gorillas are kind of monkeys, she made KIM rent it. but of course, they do not even utter the word monkey throughout the whole movie, and in the end they end up keeping him. we mean, yeah, we love monkeys a lot, but get real here people. you cannot keep a 1000 pound gorilla in your house, let alone have him sleep in your daughter's little yellow canopy bed. it just doesn't happen. gorillas and beds just don't mix.

4 September 1998
today is noah's birthday. jenn, KIM and patt took him out to jamba juice for it. it was quite lovely. they hung koopo out of the sun roof of the car and confused a lot of people. koopo is, for everyone's information, a purple monkey given to jenn by daniel. bear was also given to her by daniel. some people are a lot of annoying to jenn. they like to tell her how to feel. not fun. and then it kinda sucks when people think that they have done something wrong to you, but you don't even know what, and then they keep apologizing for whatever it was, which they won't tell you because they think you already know. farts are smelly and bad spelling saves the day everytime. but koopo makes everything fun again, despite all the sympathy seeking idiots in the world.

3 September 1998
today is the THIRD!!!!! jenn is quite excited about this day. because, as we have said before, 3 is her very favoritest number in the entire world. now, if it had landed on a tuesday, then it would be a very special day indeed, but since it did not, she is not quite as happy as she could be you see. she also has a lot of homework and actual work to do, so that is not very fun at all. and now her computer is being totally retarted and won't connect to the internet. it figures, as soon as daniel gets back from reno and she is talking to him, her computer decides to be a total idiot. dumb dumb dumb. she will probably end up having to save this whine onto a disk and restart the dumb computer so that it will be able to connect to the internet again. dumb dimb domb. yes. bad spelling is always the answer. tomorrow is also noah's birthday, but jenn is too poor to buy him what he wants, so her and patt are spliting something and then patt is going to buy him another gift. dumb jenn never having any money. good thing jenn will have money tomorrow from working today. she has not really talked to missy lately either which is sort of bad, considering that we both do this silly page. silly silly not being able to do stuff. jenn also found out that she will be gone probably from the 11th until the 16th because she is going to reno to see her brother's band play and then on to camp anytown, for which she was nominated this year by who the hell knows. but at least she will be seeing noah and monica there. jenn was also for sale all day. it rather annoyed her. everytime she stood up she would have to fix her retarted bra from poking out of her lovely blue french dress. it was quite irritating. and jenn's printer is dumb too. it is all out of ink and there is no refil ANYWHERE in the house. life is just too hard sometimes

2 September 1998
algebra is VERY boring. mitty gets to have that fun class, and so does jenn. jenn's class is a lot of boring. she has some little boy in her group who is so annoying that she wants to shoot in the head. and then all of the stores in the outlet don't have any good shoes that are less than 60 dollars. but, maybe we lie, because jenn finally found some "cabs" that were only 40 dollars. she is quite happy though. all the girls at school hate jenn's big pants too. natrian and joe love them, but all the girls get all pissy. it's quite funny to laugh at the retartedness of them. oh, stupid shop lifters are evil. bad bad bad them. they always think that people who do not shoplift will and then the people who do, they never give a second thought. "they" happens to be the world. and shoplifters give good people trouble. damn you shoplifters.

1 September 1998
well now, mitty is stuck in an algebra class with idiots and is "learning" about the number line, how gay is that? we think that it is very neat. and then jenn is in an algebra 2 class which is harder than her butt! but you see, her AP history class is almost cake! and her english class is pretty damn cool too. but what's with peeing? happens way too much for our taste. oh, no tasting of pee mind you. we are not ghandi. but everytime we are doing something, we gotta pee. is it just us? oh, parents are quite mean indeed!! they make him cry! jenn's friend that is. they don't let him go to school and see everyone, including jenn, tomorrow and then they are mean to him. evil evil evil. this makes jenn quite sad. and then benya's monkey killed daniel's bear last night. she cannot find bear. strange happenings in the night. homework is also very fun. jenn has a vocab test tomorrow in her AP class which she has to do good on, and mitty has fun algebra. fun fun fun homework and meaness for everyone!