Easter a la Backstreet Boys
"Hey! Bone calm down!" Brian exclaimed. "You're getting that dye all over me!"
"Sorry B-Rok," AJ laughed.
"Sure you are," Brian said. "Where'd the blue dye disappear to?"
"I think somebody is hiding it from you," Howie said, pointing to Kevin.
"Hey, Kevy-Kev gimme some blue," Brian said.
"Oh, Brian, sorry but uh, I used it all," Kevin said, pointing to 2 dozen blue eggs.
AJ laughed. "Like blue eggs Kev? Says A LOT about you."
"Whaddaya mean?" Kevin asked, puzzled.
"That's for me know... oh well I'll tell you anyway," AJ said. "It means you like guys, of the tall, blond type."
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that," Kevin said.
"Where is your lover Kevin?" Brian asked.
"My lover?" Kevin asked. "Sandra Bullock should be here any minute."
"Hey...I want Sandra," Brian said.
"Howie gave her to me for Easter," Kevin shrugged.
"Howie! Why Kevin?" Brian asked.
"I thought you liked blue eggs too," Howie said.
AJ and Kevin both roared with laughter. "Shut up!" Brian yelled. "Or leave my house!"
"It's my house too," Kevin said.
There was a knock on the front door. "Come in Nick!" Brian yelled.
"Happy Easter you all!" Nick exclaimed.
"Brian and Kevin have been anxiously awaiting your arrival," AJ smiled.
"Hey Bri, since it's Easter and all...and I've got Sandy," Kevin sighed, "He's all yours."
"I feel like I'm in an episode of the Twilight Zone," Nick said.
"Hey Nick, take these eggs to the living room," Brian said.
"Yes sir," Nick said, obediently taking the eggs Brian handed him.
"Whipped," AJ said. "You're completely whipped Nick."
Nick rolled his eyes as he walked to the living room.
"Got enough eggs in here?" Nick asked coming back to the kitchen.
"I don't know," Howie said. "Too bad the grocery stores are closed on Easter."
"Hey the hens are laying colorful eggs this year," Nick commented.
Everyone looked at Nick and thought he could not possibly be that stupid. Nick then broke into a huge grin.
"Ya thought I was that dumb, didn't ya?" Nick said. "I know it's the roosters that lay the colorful eggs."
"Damn Nick, how did you actually survive to 19 with nothing in between your ears?" AJ asked
"Huh?" Nick asked.
"Quit while you're ahead Nicky," Howie said.
"Don't call me that," Nick cried.
"Yes Nicky," Howie said.
"You're funny," Nick said.
"I try," Howie responded.
"So why do we have all of these eggs?" Nick asked.
"Lets get these in the car," Kevin said.
Everyone helped move the eggs to a truck Kevin had borrowed.
"Hey where are we going with all of these eggs?" Nick asked. "Did the Easter Bunny run out?"
"Nick, you goin' with me or Bone?" Kevin asked.
"You, I guess," Nick said.
"Hey Kevin," AJ said. "Nick likes green eggs. You know what that means don't you? Anything that walks, male or female."
"Funny," Kevin said.
"What?" Nick asked. "I don't think I want to know."
"You're probably right for once in your life," Howie said.
"Okay lets get goin," Brian said. "We're gonna be late."
"Where are we going?" Nick asked.
"Children's hospital?" Nick asked Kevin. "Why did nobody tell me about this?"
"We did," Kevin said. "But that was the night you decided to take some of AJ's pot."
"I had pot?" Nick asked. "Cool."
"What ever you say Nickay," Kevin said.
Kevin and Nick walked into the hospital with the eggs. They went from room to room with AJ. Howie, and Brian handing eggs to the kids.
"Hey Kev," AJ said. "I don't think this one is hard-boiled."
"Here, give it to me," Brian said.
"Why?" AJ asked.
"Have you guys ever seen 'Porky's'?" Brian asked.
"That's a dope movie," AJ said.
"Well, you know that part where the guy drops the raw egg and hits the guy with the hard-boiled one?" Brian asked.
"Sure," Howie said.
"I was thinking about reversing that," Brian said, looking not-so-discreetly at Nick.
"Yeah," Kevin said. "I think somebody's hair is looking too perfect."
Brian smiled broadly as he walked over to Nick.
"Yo Frick," Nick said.
"Hey Frack," Brian said. "What would you do if I hit you in the head with an egg?"
"Not much," Nick said. "The eggs are hard boiled.
"But, hypothetically, if this egg was raw, what would you do?" Brian asked.
"Kill you and serve you as Easter dinner to these kids," Nick laughed. "Whould you like that?" Nick asked the girl in the bed they were standing next to.
"Okay, sounds good," Brian said, as he smashed the egg against Nick's forehead.
"I'm gonna kill you Brian," Nick yelled. He raced after Brian, yolk streaming down his face.
AJ, Howie, and Kevin and all of the kids in the room laughed, as Nick grabbed Brian.
"You think we should save Brian?" AJ asked.
"Nick is big enough to kill him," Howie said.
"But Nick likes green eggs," Kevin said. "Brian will be fine."