*It was all in a flash, the Monster Mash, We did the Monster Mash. Wa-ooh, wa, wa-ooh*(sorry folks, the opportunity was TOO good to pass up)
I cannot BELIEVE we got stuck here!" Howie moaned.
"Yeah," Nick answered. "Especially with THEM."
"Yo Carter, It ain't no picnic for us either." Justin said.
"Would you all just SHUT UP!" I yelled. "IT ISN'T THAT BAD!"
Everyone was stunned. Even Kevin stared at me with his jaw dropped. I normally don't yell like that. I'm just kinda Pissed Off. Here's the background information. My name is Brian. My bandmates Nick, Howie, AJ, and my cousin Kevin, form a group, the Backstreet Boys. You may have heard of us. We seem to be stuck in our video for 'Everybody(Backstreet's Back)'. I was in the bathroom, and, as you may have noticed, Joey's not here. He kinda, sorta, bit the dust. I don't know what happened. All I know is that at while I was in there to wash by hands, I saw Joey dead in the bathroom with the glow in the dark blue paint saying, 'I'm coming to get you.' That scared me until I saw green paint that taunted, 'It's almost dark..." Monsters are the only thing I can think of... Being in this mansion is giving me the feeling that I'm going to look at Howie at any second,and find Dracula. But my biggest concern is that our friends from the notoriously "adorable" 'N Sync are here. My point is, will they change into monsters? And if so, what? I'd hate to see what happens. Oh no, the last of the sunset is slipping below the horizon.
"Guys, I feel kinda funny..." AJ piped up.
"Well, I've the Perfect solution. You should drink my elixer(A.N: I LOVE THAT WORD! I like how it goes of your tongue. Elixer =o)). It might help." Kevin said.
OK, he NEVER talks like a crazy scientist unless we're in a dark, deadlike mansion where you can feel evil lurking around every corner. Don't I have a way with words? No applause, just send money. Gimme a minute to piece this together...
"No thanks man, I don't drink acidy green stuff." AJ said.
"Suit yourself young man." Kevin said. Then he drank every last drop of the green liquid. He doubled over in pain. I couldn't bear to look. We're family, and seeing him in pain, not my idea of a par-tay.
"What's up with him?" Chris asked.
"Nothing's up with me." Kevin said. We all looked at him and Nick screamed. He had changed into the infamous mad scientist Jekyll and Hyde! At least he was talking normally. Umm, this is bad. By this time, Nick, Howie, and AJ had changed.
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Justin screamed.
"Cool." JC said.
"OH GOD! Guys, HELP!" Justin said, or screamed rather. He had changed or was in the process of
changing into the Creature From the Black Lagoon. Interesting. Oh my gosh. You will never believe
this! Lance just changed into the Bride of Frankenstein! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...gasp...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! Chris is Frankenstein! But remember, in the story of
Frankenstein, the Bride of Frankenstein hated Frankenstein himself.
Okay, now it's just gettin' funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh CRAP! (sorry children)
JC's one of those huge aliens from Independece DayŽ!!!!
"What are YOU laughin' at Funny Man?" Lance questioned me.
"Yeah, What's so FUNNY?" Howie said slyly. Just then, all the monsters started towards me, ready to rip me to shreads, closer and closer they came until-
I woke up. I was in bed, and Kevin was in the room.
"Yo, B-Rok! What's up? I heard you screamin'." He said.
"Oh, I had one helleva(pardon me) nightmare! 'Nsync and us were stuck in the mansion from 'Everybody', and you changed into Jekkyl & Hyde, and everyone including 'Nsync changed into monsters! And there was some psyco guy stalking us and he killed Joey!" I explained
"You and your silly mind. Get some sleep." Kevin left.
That's when I saw it. In small green paint. 'I'm getting closer all the time, for I've hopped out of your mind. No need to worry, because...' I looked up, and saw, in big blue letters, 'I'm gonna get you."
Then, all of the sudden Nick burst into my room, covered with blood, and said as he fell, "Run, man, run." Then he died. I was in shock, then Kevin called my name. It was a far off in the distance whisper, but still... Then, the last thing I saw was a bloody knife and Kevin's bloody hand before I passed out.
"Good actin' Nick." Kevin said.
"You too." He said. "Do you think we should tell him we planned that?"
Kevin thought, then he said, "Why?"
Nick shrugged and they went off to tell their bandmates and *N Sync that the mission was accomplished.
Joey laughed. "That was great." He wiped of the fake blood.
Justin and JC started dragging out the fake bodies. "Do you think these dummies will do the trick?" Howie asked.
"I'm sure they will. I just wanna see Brian's reaction when he finds us all "dead." Kevin said.
"Let's go and wait for consientiousness to return to him." AJ said. With that, they all walked up to the balcony of the stairs for a birds-eye view of the action...