All Right boys and toys this is the coloumn in which I review my favourite and least favourite beer and alcohol related products...I'll be reviewin' some local brews and brews from far far away...Me (and hopefully Pinel) will be givin you a flawless and distinct guide to alcohol enjoyment.....this coloumn will include prices, alcohol percentages and places of origin.....Our rating system is a scale from X which means that this beer is nothing special and something yer middle aged parents would drink... A XX means that if you drink this swill you'll probably end up passed out on somebody's front lawn with your hands smelling funny... And finally a XXX where if you drink it at a family function you'll try to take off all your clothes and seduce your great aunt mildred......So sit back, put yer feet up and crack open that bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon you found under your bed this morning and check out these brews you saucy trollops...
Price:Ah, This is the kicker...you can get this terrible excuse for an alcoholic beverage for a measly $5.45 so scrape the change of the top of your dresser and bring along enough for bus fare too cuz after you drink this you won't be drivin anywhere.
Alcohol Percentage:A whopping 18%
Where did this shite come from???Somewhere in B.C methinks.... Who the hell made this piss???Some sick bastard with a poor sense of humour named Andre. Yes, But how drunk will it get me????Drunker than Yer father was when you were concieved Rating:I give this a XXXProspect for embarrasing situation while all jacked up on Sherry:
Tunes to listen to while drinking this bitter piss:
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