I cant' seem to get carvel out of my head
I will probably work there until I'm dead
We got a freezer that's minus 20 degrees
To get a raise you'll get down on your knees
Carvel, it really isn't all it may seem
You're so stupid if you trust our ice cream
You'll go insane if you eat our ice cream
Vinceguerra will show up in your dreams

We got chocolate and vanilla but we got no swirl. (4x)

Wet walnuts hot fudge crunchies nuts and sprinkles
I don't wash my hands after I tinkle
Poor guy has the worst case of diarrhea
Jae, our boss, is from Korea
Our feelings for Carvel we cannot fake
Carvel, were the machines always break
My boss has arthritis in every joint
Our staff includes a member of Breakpoint

We got chocolate and vanilla but we have no swirl.

(You guys smoke da funny bunny?)