While I was watching i love lucy
had a great idea lets get sushi
called my friends, hopped in the car
soon we were off to the sushibar

we would have looked for it all through the night
cuz the punks in the jetta said it was on the right
but carvel employee of the year
said it was on the right, just up here

got to the place and asked for a table
we counted everyone even chris able
chose our seats and all sat down
the middle of the table spun round and round

we waited and waited and sooner or later
we waited some more and out came our waiter
as we all looked we got a surprise
he seemed to have raw fish between his thighs

(spoken)
we'd never had known except for his lack of pants
andrew threw up after he took a glance
the waiter said "ill explane if you give me a chance
as we all gathered round to give a good listen
he told us the story of what we were missin
and i quote:
"if your cock is made of sushi, can be two things can be mooshy, or it can be hard like rock. ALL BOW DOWN TO SUSHICOCK!"