I'M A VEGAN
(But I'll Still Eat Out a Woodchuck)

I'm a vegan, but ill still eat out a woodchuck...

I don't eat meat but I'll go down on a woodchuck,
Then let the woodchuck chuck my wood,
I don't smoke pot and beer to me is bitter,
But there's nothing I like better than eating out a little fucking critter.

I orally stimulate animals,
Live or dead.
While normally people eat them
I fuck them instead x2

I fuck   woodchuck
I fuck    deer and buck
I fuck    geese and duck
I fuck    lick and suck x2

I pretend to be their mother,
I lick them till their clean,
When I get up to the butt hole,
I whip out my machine.

I orally stimulate animals,
Live or dead.
While normally people eat them
I fuck them instead x2

I fuck   woodchuck
I fuck    deer and buck
I fuck    geese and duck
I fuck    lick and suck x2