bisexual cheerleaders

They sat around one day
And said
I'm getting bored and feelin
Dead, oh yeah
And when their parents went to
Sleep, they stole their guns
And hit the street, oh yeah
They robbed a bank and got
Some cash
The cops
Came so they made a dash
Oh yeah

She said, she don't like
Her psycho-loser boyfriend
And she said, she don't like
Her psycho-loser girlfriend

Bisexual cheerleaders
On the run.

Picked up a man on the side of the road
“Where you going, we don't know”

thought they were cute and he wanted a show
a fashion misfit who didn't know
one night he tried to get in their pants
they beat him down with hairspray cans
OH NO!

After that
They got tired of fun
They all gave up and became nuns

YEAH, OH YEAH

Words by Jeremy Jones