JQPUBL1C - DAMN I'M COOL HARDCORE

This is stuff that I think is awesome.

Nestle Quik
Nestle Quik
Damn this stuff is awesome. I drink at least three glasses a day of this. It's way hardcore.
Pantera
Pantera
Pantera is the greatest band of all time. They rule, Phil has big arms like me. Dimebag is the best guitarist ever. I watch their home videos all the time.
Drums
Drums
Man I'm awesome at drums. I think I'm going to be the next Neal Pert or something. That would be waaaay hardcore. Damn that is awesome.
Weights
Weights
I lift my weights all the time. They come before almost everything even breathing. I am getting real big. One day I will be bigger than Goldberg.
Wrestling
Wrestling
Wrestling is awesome. I watch it as much as I can. I even rent tapes from Blockbuster Video. Someday I would like to be a wrestler. If you have a good wrestling name for me send it to me in an e-mail. jqpubl1c@oocities.com
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski has to be the greatest movie of all time. I have 2 copies and have watched it like 100 times.
White Russians
White Russians
The dude in The Big Lebowski drank white russians so I tried one and they are awesome. They are supreme hardcore.
Bowling
Bowling
Bowling is another hobby of the dude so I had to do it. I am pretty good. I think my big arms help me knock down all of the pins. Can you say strike?!?!?!?