Why Blonds Have a Bad Name
A blond and a brunette were walking along when the brunette noticed a 
blond trying to row a boat in the middle of a field, the brunette
looked 
at her blond friend and said, 'Its dumb blonds like that, that give 
blonds a bad name' and the blond replied, 'yeah and if i could swim,
i'd 
go out there and beat her up for it!'


Dead Birds
One day a blonde and her friend were walking through the park.
Suddenly, 
the blonds friend said,'Oh look, a dead birdie.' The blond looked up
and 
said,'Where?'


A Stranded Blonde
Three women, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead, were stranded on an 
island. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and
estimated 
the distance to be about 20 miles. So, she announced that she was going 
to try and swim back. After swimming about 5 miles or so, the brunette 
began to get tired. However, determined to keep at it, she kept going. 
Unfortunately, 10 miles out, she became exhausted and drowned. The 
redhead, who was stronger that the brunette had been, decided to give
it 
a try. After getting out about 10 miles or so, she too began to get 
tired. Just like the brunette, she was determined to keep going; only 5 
miles from the mainland, she too became exhausted and drowned. Now, the 
blond had always been the strongest of the 3. And so, seeing how far
the 
redhead had gotten, she knew that she had a good chance of making it. 
The blond swam away from the island, and she was making good time. She 
passed 10 miles easily;however, when she reached 15, she began to get 
tired too. But she kept going. Finally, after swimming 19 miles, with 
the mainland only a mile away and in sight, the blond realized she was 
simply too tired to go on. So she swam back.