#007 22nd Ave, Penthouse Suite (Sweet!)   Phone (212) 715-4649
  New York, NY 10783   E-mail: ehyou@fughetaboutit.com

Stephen J. Evangelista, PhD, MBA, DDS, CPA, Esq.

Objective   To gain a CEO position in a firm with opportunity for lots of money.
     
Education   Virginia Polyurathane Institute & Spongebob University, Bleaksburg VA 24060
    Honorary. May 2012, Physical Studies. Major QCA 4.15, Overall QCA: 4.25,
    Title: Teacher's Pet - 1997, 1998
     
Work Experience   1957 Hurricane Music, Miami, OH 36907
    Sales, Music Specialist
    -General Sales of my talents
    -Working with large inventory
    -Created the internet, telemarketers, and the paper clip.
     
    1959 - current, Independently Employed, New York, NY 10783
    Expert On Every Topic Known To Man, and Fish
    -Give top level advice to CEO's, CFO's, and Salmon
    -Pyramid experience since 5700 BC
    -Locate financially rewarding acquisitions
    -Liquidate them
     
Computer Experience   -ENIAC, IBM360, Palm Pilot, PS7, iDrive
    -Software Applications: DollyClone2000, DNAMapper7.2, Frogger,
    "I Speak Basic To My Apple"
    -Operating Systems: UNIX, OS/5, Windows 100th Anniversary Addition
    -Programming Language Experience: FORTRAN, TurboPoop, Pascal, Cadkey