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 PROCOL HARUM

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General Rating: 3

Introduction

ALBUM REVIEWS:

APPENDIX A: SOLO PROJECTS

APPENDIX B: Thomas Silvestri's recollections of PH live shows

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Introduction

Nobody knows much about Procol Harum these days. SAD. Just because all the people who ignore their existence, deliberately or not, miss quite a lot. Yes, one might dismiss the band on first listen - they're not an easy nut to sink your teeth into. Simplicity lovers will despise them for their pomp and pretentions. Hardcore prog lovers will neglect them for the lack of immaculate musical virtuosity. And, finally, those who just want to have a good time with their favourite bands will probably complain at them for their lack of diversity - after all, every next damn Procol Harum record sounds exactly like the previous one.
They're all wrong, of course. Yes, the band had a very narrow style throughout all of its ten years - all based on Brooker's tenor voice and keyboard playing; but, well, so did Led Zeppelin, and it seems nobody reproaches them. Moreover, I swear that Procol Harum were more diverse than Led Zeppelin - simply because their songs set quite a wide series of moods, ranging from silly comic throwaways to grandiose Bach-inspired symphonies. Yes, the band lacked true virtuosos; but all of its musicians were quite skilled, and Robin Trower was more than just your ordinary guitarist: together with Fripp, those two were probably the best Hendrix imitators one could find on the rock scene. Finally, about the pomp and pretentions.
Procol Harum are not a prog rock band by any means. Prog rock demands technical perfection and total mastership as one of its required components, and prog rock is always combined with meaningless, but overbloated lyrics. Procol Harum were not technically perfect, and their lyrics had meaning. Yes, you heard right. Keith Reid, the band's official lyricist, was probably one of the greatest, if not the greatest, rock poets in existence. You can hear a lot of influences in his words, Dylan not last of them, but ultimately he developed his own style which nobody was able to top. And he wasn't that pretentious, except for a couple of their lengthy suites like 'In Held Twas In I'. His lyrics usually dealt with small topics of little significance, or, at least, they were stylistically narrowed. But the imagery is just fantastic, you gotta admit it. Listen to their debut album and tell me I'm wrong. The lyrics, in fact, constitute a large part of Procol's attraction - rather like Dylan's. However, the melodies attached to these lyrics aren't usually less superb. Most of the complaints about them probably result from the fact that Keith was primarily a poet, not a lyricist: he wrote poetry, and poetry doesn't need to have a diverse rhythmic structure. All the more, one has to admire the band's talents in adjusting his compositions to their music (Elton John fared much worse while struggling to fit Taupin's words into his song structures).
If you know anything about anything, and that anything happens to be Procol Harum, then that anything is certainly 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale'. But believe me, there is really much more to the band than that first (most worthy, of course, but still not the only) single. You just need to take some time. Not too long - their style will have you grabbed by the collar quite soon, I guarantee. Meanwhile, take a walk with me and let's have a look at some of the albums of this, arguably one of the world's most intelligent, bands, shall we?
Lineup: the band was originally known as the Paramounts. These were formed in the beginning of the Sixties and mostly played R'n'B covers. By 1967, however, the band split up, and Brooker, one of its co-founders, formed Procol Harum in its place. The first lineup that recorded 'Whiter Shade Of Pale' consisted of: Gary Brooker - keyboards, vocals; Matthew Fisher - keyboards; Dave Knights - bass; Bobby Harrison - drums; Ray Royer - guitar. Note that Keith Reid, the lyricist, was also considered a formal (sixth) member of the band, although he never joined them on stage, staying behind the curtains.
This lineup, however, wasn't stable, and even before they recorded their first LP, Harrison and Royer left, replaced by: B. J. Wilson (drums), Robin Trower (guitar). This is the classic Procol Harum lineup as we know it (1967-69). Both Fisher and Knights left in 1970, replaced by Chris Copping who functioned as both a bass and a keyboard player. Robin Trower left, 1971, replaced by Dave Ball. If you didn't love early Harum to death, you might just as well stop here: Fisher's and Trower's departure thin the sound, and the band was never the same (but I still love it). Ball left, 1972, replaced by Mick Grabham. Alan Cartwright added on base, 1972, but left before their final album in 1977 which also featured Pete Solley on keyboards. A good mess, as you can see: Brooker was the only constant member of the band, with drummer B. J. Wilson coming close (unfortunately, he died in 1989).
The original lineup kinda reformed in 1991 for an album and a tour; I got the album and, as you'll read below, it's seriously below par. Nevertheless, what I just want to add is that Procol Harum amazes me as one of the most consistent art rock groups in history - for years, they've been pumping out album after album, quite a lot of which either are masterpieces or come close; loss of key members like Fisher or Trower didn't really have any serious impact on the individual talents of Brooker as a composer or Reid as a lyricist. Just follow my reviews and see the endless row of eights and nines - you'll get the idea. And don't you dare thinking I'm biased towards Procol Harum - I started out with a bias against the band, in fact.

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ALBUM REVIEWS
A WHITER SHADE OF PALE

Year Of Release: 1967
Record rating = 10
Overall rating = 13

Arguably the first serious and mature art rock record with some of the best keyboard playing in history.
Best song: A WHITER SHADE OF PALE

You might make the mistake of thinking 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale' is the only good song on the album, just because it's that notorious. Don't. Contrary to rumour, the album isn't packed with filler at all - even if they did have to rush to the studio and record it as quickly as possible on the heels of their sudden success. Of course, the song is outstanding: the way they intertwine Bach's 'Air On A G String' with blues patterns and Reid's mystical lyrics is simply incredible. Perhaps the tune doesn't sound as terrific now as it did way back in the summer of 1967 - after all, it was probably the first major venture into the world of art rock. But I still hold a soft spot in my heart for it as one of the best representatives of the magnificent sound of Procol Harum. The only thing it lacks is a guitar - Robin Trower hadn't yet joined at this point; but even without the guitar it still manages to convey that feeling of measured majesty which makes Procol captivating.
Yeah, but this is not the only high point. They might have recorded individual songs of higher quality in the future, but it's on here that they really burst out with an innovative, totally groundbreaking set of numbers. I'm perfectly aware that most of them are built on the same musical principle - that is, combining classical elements, primarily Bach, with slow, moody Ray Charles-ish soul and Brooker's high, unrestrained vocals; but that doesn't make the music less fascinating, because they didn't forget to provide most of their material with clever, catchy hooks. Not to mention the lyrics - some of the best rock poetry on here, no doubt.
You wanna some proof? Okay, here we go. 'Conquistador' might be the second best song on here, based on Reid's brilliant allegory of the vanity of victory. And, as much as I'm not a fan of the Brooker tone, I must confess that he pulls off the song just fine, clearly getting Reid's message. The best moment, of course, comes in the chorus, with the scary descending guitar riff over the confused lines 'And though I hoped for something to find/I could see no maze to unwind'! BOO! Sounds almost like 'Boris The Spider' to me, only the dark humour vibe is replaced by the really frightening one. Yet another spooky tune is 'Outside The Gates Of Cerdes' (what's Cerdes, may I ask, and what's its relations with Hades?) Ever seen a painting of the Final Judgement by Bosch? That's what the lyrics seem to be all about, and the keyboards and the dark bass line create a mood that's simply perfect. Finally, if you're not yet scared out of your pants, you get a gloomy account of Brooker always running into his own tombstone in 'Something Following Me'. Need I add that both songs are highlighted by Trower's vicious Hendrix-inspired solos and Fisher's beautiful organ?
There's also some romantic ballads on here - like the silly 'She Wandered Through The Garden Fence', or the groovy 'Salad Days (Are Here Again)', and a couple of songs might seem throwaways, like the repetitive 'Kaleidoscope' or the short good-time ditty 'Good Captain Clack'. But even then, they're still listenable, and you won't regret buying the album while listening to such monsters as their greatest Ray Charles rip-off ('A Christmas Camel', with maybe the funniest lyrics on the entire album), or the closing instrumental 'Repent Walpurgis' which sounds close to 'Shade Of Pale', yet is different. IMHO, it's one of the most gorgeous classical-style rock compositions ever, standing right there, together with Jethro Tull's 'Bouree'. Funny how all the gorgeous classical-style rock compositions are based on Bach, isn't it? In fact, if I might allow myself a little digression, it's interesting that Bach seems to be the primary influence for all 'serious' bands, and not only art rock ones: even Jack Bruce admitted Bach's influence in his work. I still have no idea why. Sure, Bach is a great composer, but there are so many more... why does nobody ever quote Mozart as an influence? Too lightweight? Too bad, I say!
All right, I was talking about 'Repent Walpurgis'. It's a great instrumental, with the pounding organ and Trower's guitar building up to shattering climaxes. Hell, I caught myself on using as many 'greatest', 'shattering' and 'gorgeous' epithets in this here review as I'd probably never use on a whole page devoted to lots of other bands. Well, you gotta excuse me: this record is truly like nothing else (except for later Procol Harum records, of course). I'd bet its primary uniqueness of course, lies in a definite differentiation between the piano (courtesy of Brooker) and the organ (courtesy of Fisher). This results in a very rich layer of keyboard sound which neither Yes nor ELP, the two greatest keyboard prog rock bands of all time, could afford. Another distinction is that it manages to sound intelligent and serious without sounding at all pretentious - courtesy of Keith Reid and the goaty singing of Mr Brooker. And even if you think that it's pretentious, just listen to the ridiculous fun on 'Mabel', the track that should really and truly belong to a drunken cabaret party... nah. It's as great as everything else on here.
Oh! And don't forget the bonus tracks! The B-side of 'Shade Of Pale' is actually a jumpy R'n'B number ('Lime Street Blues') that denotes their Paramounts past. Then there's 'Homburg', their classic second single which is a carbon, but certainly not a dull, copy of 'Shade Of Pale', except that the piano is featured more prominently than the organ, giving the song a complaintive rather than majestic feel. 'Monseigneur Armand' is a throwaway, but 'Seem To Have The Blues All Of The Time' is top-notch, built on a grumbling, almost heavy metal riff (I wonder how much innovatory the song was for its time? There were no Led Zeppelin back then, remember that!) In all, the record is wonderful, wonderful, wonderful... geez, I'm gonna go put it on one more time now. Go get it.

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SHINE ON BRIGHTLY

Year Of Release: 1968
Record rating = 8
Overall rating = 11

A little too overblown with too few departures from the first album to match its pretentiousness.
Best song: SHINE ON BRIGHTLY

Ever so slightly weaker than A Whiter Shade Of Pale, just because there are almost no serious musical advances here (what the huckle - there would really be few serious musical advances for the next ten years, let's admit it frankly; but isn't that the fate of most art-rock bands?), this is still a solid effort. The main Procol warhorse is still the center of attention: Reid's Dylanish lyrics set to Brooker's dancing keyboards. There's a little less Trower on the record, which makes it harder to assimilate: after all, how can you fare without a cool Hendrix guitarline now and then? However, if you listen very hard, you'll actually discover Robin on almost every track: it's just that he's diversified his sound, often using less distortion and a higher, more squeaky tone; he also gets to demonstrate some really weird, chaotic lines on 'Skip Softly', the kind of which he was too shy to include on the previous record. Unsatisfying as it is, it's still a sign of life - Procol Harum were never a pure keyboards band, at least, not until Trower's departure.
The album, of course, is built around the epic, 17-minute long, half-classical, half-rock suite 'In Held Twas In I' (I still can't figure out what the hell it means - it doesn't have any obvious sense to it, neither is it a palindrome. Does anybody have any ideas?) The suite itself is revolutionary, of course: prog rock with its rock symphonies hadn't yet been born at that moment, and Brooker and company can be really called pioneers in that direction. They even did this before the Beatles - one year before the second side of Abbey Road! However, from the musical side 'In Held Twas In I' can in no way be ranked equal, not to mention surpassing, Abbey Road. It has its great and groovy moments - the confessional 'In The Autumn Of My Madness', for one, or the cool guitar line leading into 'Look To Your Soul'. And the 'Grand Finale' is terrific, although too close to a pale carbon copy of 'Repent Walpurgis'. Still good. Still gets my mind flowing, and Trower's guitar is cathartic to the core. But the way the suite starts, the ridiculous and overbloated spoken 'Glimpses Of Nirvana' with its Buddhist coan, and the very main body of 'Look To Your Soul' itself are, eek, boring. I know that's the kind of word I should never pronounce while reviewing Procol Harum, because once I named one of their songs boring, I'll be sure to extend the procedure to others and others and others, but I'm finally beat. Blame it on the seventeen-minute length of the track: this was the first musical experience of the kind, and they might have thought its flaws would be less evident in the light of its groundbreakingness. Maybe they were in 1968, but time lays open all the traps. To put it short, there are way too few musical ideas for a seventeen-minute running time, and that's that.
Better seek salvation in the shorter numbers. Me, I'd eagerly seek it most of them. 'Quite Rightly So' is a definite higlight, with delightful soulful singing from Gary and a very pathetic organ melody. Or take the title track, highlighted by that excellent 'screeching' guitar line in the choruses and 'decadent' singing. Yeah, I know the melody's recycled from 'A Christmas Camel', but that don't make the song less exciting, at least, not first time around. Then there's 'Skip Softly (My Moonbeams)', the weird one of the album - nothing can be more weird than 'Mabel', of course, but it's still weird. It has a funny, almost ragtime keyboard rhythm, then it goes off shattered into guitar solos and finally ends with a grotesque organ quote from some famous classical melody I just can't remember the name right now.
There's the scary 'Wish Me Well', a group-sung blues number that tries to emulate 'Outside The Gates Of Cerdes', and there's the clever lyrical stunt 'Rambling On' where Brooker tells a story about his yearning to fly like Batman and what came out of it. Beats 'Something Following Me' all to hell. Yeah, these short numbers might get monotonous, but they're always entertaining. Except for the dragging 'Magdalene (My Regal Zonophone)' which is so sleep-inducing that I heartily welcome 'In Held Twas In I' coming in its fall.
See, I keep comparing this record to its predecessor, because that's the very natural thing to do: if there's any sort of inspiration here, it's only provided by A Whiter Shade Of Pale, none of these stupid outside influences. If you loved their debut album to death, you'll get as much out of Shine On Brightly. If you're like me, however, you'll be left a little disappointed. Not enough disappointed, though, to rate the album more than two points less of perfection. Yes. The bonus tracks aren't as interesting as the ones to Shade Of Pale, by the way. Okay, there's a cute little poetical rant called 'In The Wee Small Hours Of Sixpence' which I kinda like. But the Italian version of 'Shine On Brightly' ('Il Tuo Diamante') is ridiculous - Brooker sings like a naughty schoolboy who's been always missing his Italian lessons. And the stereo version of 'Homburg' adds little to the excellent mono version on the previous album. Why are better albums always accompanied by better bonus tracks?

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A SALTY DOG

Year Of Release: 1969
Record rating = 9
Overall rating = 12

More personal songs and more carefully crafted music. A great showcase for the guitar, too.
Best song: A SALTY DOG

Probably their second best album, this one marks the transition into the stable, steady and flourishing period of 1969-71 - the brief shining moment when Procol Harum was, arguably, the world's best art rock band. Of course, the individual albums and songs varied in quality, but the richness of sound generally just couldn't be topped, and, moreover, they were probably the only band that managed not to sound pretentious by tackling material which in any other hands would only cause brows to be raised and shoulders to be shrugged. Shine On Brightly, even with all of its glorious highlights, was somewhat patchy and insecure - it was like they were painfully trying to find the perfect balance between all band members, and ended up almost disqualifying Trower. A Salty Dog finds the band in perfect state: the songs are still mostly based on Brooker/Fisher's piano/organ interplay, but Trower's guitar re-instates itself as a third equal and, in fact, quite a lot of songs on here are only made significant by Trower's contributions (most notably 'The Milk Of Human Kindness' and 'All This More').
Here they abandon the pomposity of 'In Held Twas In I' and mostly stick to relatively short, tight, compact songs, few of which have as much immediate impact as their debut album (that is, if you heard that one first), but most of which turn out to be little musical chef-d'aeuvres in the end. Keith Reid is also at the peak of his lyricist talents, turning in one blistering set of imagery after another and interchanging them with emotional confessions. The title track is a genuine Procol classic - when the orchestra comes in, it's like I'm right there in the middle of the sea together with the salty dog, in the 'parts unknown to men/Where ships come home to die'. It sounds very close to 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale' and yet it ain't no rip-off, 'cause the mood it sets on you is totally different. Anyway, stop crabbing and realize that Procol Harum is probably the only art-rock band in the world that could make real good use of strings when it came to orchestration.
Then there's the menacing, almost burning 'The Milk Of Human Kindness', highlighted by fantastic Brooker/Trower interplay; that fuzzy guitar riff simply shakes my bowels and the 'quiet desperation' of the song is unsurpassed. 'Too Much Between Us' is another nice ballad built on acoustic guitar, although I admit it might sound boring to you if you're not in the mood; me, I find the melody charming in its almost childish naivety, and Brooker's plaintive, sentimental rerrain is so sensitive and movving that it almost makes one cry. Trower shines on the rockers 'The Devil Came From Kansas' (although this is probably one of the weakest tunes on here, because the melody is totally primitive and they don't compensate it with their pedestrian singing either) and 'All This And More' (much, much better, the second best guitar line on the album is here - Trower's climactic flourishes after each verse are exceptional, almost trumpet-imitating).
The album's also much more democratic than before: not only are Trower and Fisher allowed to offer their own contributions (most of the songs on the previous two albums are credited to Brooker/Reid), they're even allowed to sing them - and they got better voices than Gary, even though all the diehard fans might disagree. Well, screw the diehard fans, I say. Have you heard 'Crucifiction Lane'? It's built on the same generic melody that's featured on 'House Of The Rising Sun' and that the Stones would simply steal for 'I Got The Blues' two years later (which is, strange enough, a worse song than this), but somehow they manage to make the best out of it, and Robin offers a blistering solo, too. Fisher's contributions aren't bad, either: 'Boredom' is folkish fun and 'Wreck Of The Hesperus' is the album's second orchestrated epic (besides the title track). It was like Matthew was holding a competition with Brooker, but I'm not sure who won. Gary probably won in the 'commercial' sense, since it's 'A Salty Dog' that became a fan favourite, but 'Wreck Of The Hesperus' is almost just as good. Funny thing: George Harrison, a close friend of Brooker, also wrote a song called 'Wreck Of The Hesperus' for his 1987 Cloud 9 album. But that's a different matter. Fisher also gets the honour of closing the album with the contemplative 'Pilgrim's Progress', a relative throwaway but a pleasant tune by itself.
The only misfire is Trower's two-minute 'Juicy John Pink', a raw recording of a heavy blues tune: it doesn't sound at all bad, but it just doesn't fit in with the band's sound. I don't mind diversity, but this is a peculiar oddity rather than an attempt to diversify the style. Get that on a B-side and gimme something like 'Boredom' instead. But, anyway, this is as cleverly crafted a collection of songs as you're ever going to get. Yes, the sound is a wee bit more uniform than before, but you have to get over that. After all, this is what they call symph rock, isn't it? Classical music transformed into rock. Few bands managed the transgression; get this record and learn all the benefits of great art rock.
But I warn you - you'll have to relax and get into it. This ain't the kind of music that makes you clench your fist or tap your feet. No music-hall sendups here, either: everything is getting very serious. That's why I can't quite award this a 10: too much mid-tempo and too much sameyness. I really can't blame the melodies, but I think that the album's structure and composition leave something to be desired. Although I certainly can see as to why this is universally acclaimed as the band's finest moment, and is generally the diehards' best bet for a true chef-d'oeuvre.

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Year Of Release: 1970
Record rating = 8
Overall rating = 11

Aggressive and pessimistic, that's what this one is. And it's somewhat a departure from the earlier sound, which some might welcome.
Best song: WHISKY TRAIN

Oh dear, Procol Harum can rock. We'd always suspected that, since Trower's primary idol was Hendrix, after all. However, the basic sound of Procol - the organ/piano interplay - always prevented them from doing exactly that; whatever they forked out, it all ended up sounding like a Bach rip-off. Now that Matthew Fisher has left the band, this interplay was all but gone. His replacement, Chris Copping, isn't really much of a keyboard player - after all, how can one guy handle both bass and keyboards, even in the studio (not to mention live)? I know only Ray Manzarek, and his handling of both duties always caused the Doors a lot of criticism. So this album is much more guitar-based than the previous three: Trower suddenly rises up to the stage and convinces us all that he's not really mellow (as if his guitarwork on 'Repent Walpurgis' left any doubt). The first song on the album, 'Whisky Train', breaks in with such a rip-roarin', intoxicating melody that you could hardly believe it was Procol in the first place: a heavy, distorted riff, no pianos, straightforward lyrics about an old boozer who decided to quit drinking, and only Brooker's usual voice somehow links the song to the traditional Procol style. Nevertheless, the song is great; it's one of the few compositions in the entire catalogue that really sets your heart afire and gets your feet tapping. The guitar is awesome.
The rest of the album is somehow more traditional, although the guitar is much more prominent everywhere. Also, Keith Reid must have been having a really bad time, 'cause most of the lyrics deal with death and loss of hope and torture and abuse and other unattractive subjects (the word 'death' gets repeated in almost every song, in fact. And the titles? 'The Dead Man's Dream', 'About To Die'! They should have called the album 'Death', but they were probably afraid nobody would buy it under such a straightforward name). That's not to say the lyrics are bad (except for 'Whaling Stories', an unsuccessful venture into the world of prog rock): they just get so paranoid after a while that the whole album leaves a heavy feeling. In that respect, 'Whisky Train' might seem deceptive, because even if it's a hard rock song by definition, it's not a pessimistic song.
It's right at the end of it that the drama begins, with Brooker singing about a horrible dream of his - 'Dead Man's Dream' has a melody that sounds like a whining beaten dog, a plain old-fashioned dirge with funeral organ around and Brooker basically sounding like he's totally at the end of the line. The lyrics sound like they're taken from an old goth tale ("And the corpses were rotten, yet each one was living/Their eyes were alive with maggots crawling" - yuck!). Thank God musical videos weren't all that popular in 1970, or we would have gotten something real nasty from these guys.
After that, for a short period of time, Brooker turns to threats with the almost lyrically punkish 'Still There'll Be More' with lyrics like 'I'll blacken your Christmas and piss on your door, you'll be crying for mercy but still there'll be more'; then he passes on to cynical revelations ('Nothing That I Didn't Know', with multiple references to dead young girls), murky, chillin' prophecies ('About To Die', perhaps the most gruesome number on the album, with a dirty guitar/organ interplay and Gary impersonating a Biblical hero, no less) and broken expectations (the slightly less interesting musically 'Barnyard Story').
It all comes to a culmination in 'Piggy Pig Pig': the song itself isn't very impressive, with a nice but not great melody, but the climax (the band furiously shouting 'PIGGY - PIG -PIG' over multiple gruntings and swooshing noises) is frightening, sounding like a death sentence to the 'piggified' society. The song ranks right there, on the same level with Harrison's 'Piggies' and Waters' 'Pigs (Three Different Ones)', in its brilliant use of the swine allegory, although it's definitely a wee bit more complicated in the current situation than in the two other ones.
For many fans the album's masterpiece is the seven minute long 'Whaling Stories', but I can't really find any justification to that fact, except for the very reason that it's the longest song on the album and thus pretends to be its magnum opus. It has its moments, but for the most part it's slow, dreamy, and doesn't really fit in with the other songs on here - neither musically nor lyrically. It just seems like a retread of 'A Salty Dog' to me, both in the lyrical department, with multiple marine allegories, and in the 'grand slow epic' sense, but without the swooping string climaxes and a weaker melody. I do admit that the grandiose mid-section is awesome enough in the sonic department so as to compensate for lack of strings.
Still, I far prefer the album closer 'Your Own Choice' - it's faster, it makes more sense, it's hummable, and it's unpretentious - if you don't see any pretensions in lyrics condemning the human race, of course.
On the whole, though, the album's just as enjoyable as the first three. And, anyway, expression of world sorrow had always characterized Procol Harum music - it's just that they get a little over the top on here. On the other hand, it is all compensated by Trower's filling up the space of Fisher, so if you want your rock music to rock, grab this one. Better still, try to find a compilation that has 'Whisky Train' on it. I'm sure you'll succeed. And dig that album cover. If you scan it closely, you'll notice it's structured in the form of a mock-board game, with one Procoler (Trower, I suppose) chasing after another (Brooker, I presume) and shouting 'Come back, you scamp!' Hilarious.

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BROKEN BARRICADES

Year Of Release: 1971
Record rating = 9
Overall rating = 12

Procol Harum metamorphose into a hard rock band. For a short while. But a worth while.
Best song: SIMPLE SISTER

Youpee, another great Procol Harum record. Lord save me but I can't help liking these guys. There's almost nothing particularly impressive about this particular one, in fact it doesn't contain even a single all-time classic like 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale' or 'A Salty Dog' or even 'Whaling Stories'. And yet, it's just so cleverly constructed, so brilliantly arranged and performed, and manages to be artsy and memorable at the same time. The closest thing to a 'prog epic' on here is 'Song For A Dreamer', and even this one is shorter than six minutes. And it's good. The main thing about the album, though, is an almost complete, if unexpected, dominance of Trower and his guitar: quite a few of the Brooker-written and sung tunes are all based on heavy riffs, and he contributes three compositions himself. God only knows what Robin could have transformed the band into... if he hadn't unexpectedly left it right after the album's release. One of the most unexpected decisions in rock history (maybe only compared with Gabriel's leaving Genesis after the triumph of The Lamb): the man had just solidified his presence in the band, turning them into a mighty 'hard-art' ensemble and then this! My hypothesis is that the others have rebelled against him, but that's behind the curtains, really, and it shouldn't interest you unless you're one of these sharks that keeps distributing photos of Keith Richards naked.
Anyway, where was I? Ah, yes. The album's surprisingly short, with only eight songs on it, and they're more or less evenly split between 'kick ass' rockers and more traditional Brooker keyboard incantations. The rockin' part is all good, although I must say that a fan of 'classical' Procol Harum might be severely disappointed first time around. Trower is a fine guitarist, with an almost perfect brand of riffage and enough talent to produce a tasty solo; and we all know about Keith Reid's magnificent poetic lyrics and Brooker's piano arrangements. However, when taken together, these things don't seem to really fit in, not at once, at least. Quite a few times I caught myself on the thought that they remind me of some output from certain patchy New Wave bands that wanted to rock out and sound artistic at the same time and ended up sounding like lame derivative rockers with stupid pretensions. Here, it's vice versa: can you really imagine Gary Brooker as a rocker? Well, you'll just have to, and once you get over yourself, you'll get quite a lot of pleasure from such weird tunes as the punchy 'Memorial Drive', or what is probably the best (and the best known) song on the record: Brooker's 'Simple Sister', built on a riff that bears a suspicious resemblance to Townshend's 'We're Not Gonna Take It', but it's just similar and it isn't the same one, so I pass on that comment. The riff is good, as you might conclude, and the lengthy instrumental mid-section can get a little boring, but only a little - and only if you're not in the mood for a good solo. And I don't know whether it's my jerky tastes or I'm really a genius for liking this song, but I get a hell of a lot of pleasure from the closing 'Poor Mohammed', sung by Trower. The lyrics might be dumb (condemnation of discrimination of Arabian population immigration?), but the melody rocks! It rocks! Not as hard as 'Whisky Train', but it rocks! Yeah, one might say that this kind of rockers makes the band lose their face and turn into an average, half-inspired hard rock band, but what the hell, we all know this is just a groovy facet of the band, and they do it good, and those who are not entirely satisfied with any record that's full to the brink with 'artsy' symphonic sound can also enjoy this particular album.
In fact, the 'traditional' songs are worse than usual this time around, at least a couple of them. The title track is all built on a synth loop, and Procol Harum were never a synth band like ELP or Yes - they didn't even know particularly well what to do with them. So it ends up kinda suckin'. A little. 'Luskus Delph' doesn't thrill me too much, either, though it's good. On the other hand, we have the lengthy, moody guitar/keyboards interplay on the psychedelic 'Song For A Dreamer' which, you might not believe me, but it's so - it really sounds just as if it's been taken directly from Dark Side Of The Moon. It's creepy, dreamy, far out and a little philosophical (and what about the line 'I'll meet you on the other side of the moon'? Now that's ripping off, I tell you, Roger!). 'Playmate Of The Mouth' is no slouch either, with its clever use of brass and tremedous rhythm. Yes, they did it, they don't really sound boring - not even on their fifth album. Jeez, they already made five albums that mostly sound the same and none of them are still boring. Isn't this a proof they're a great band?
The only major weirdness that lies within the album are the lyrics: if Home's main issue was death and mutilation, on Broken Barricades Reid turned to portraying confusion, disorder, inner and outer chaos and violence. Song after song you get pictures of ill-treated people ('Simple Sister'), lost illusions (title track), self deprecation ('Luskus Delph') and just absolute ruin and mess ('Playmate Of The Mouth'). No wonder that Trower seems somewhat alien with his hard rock rhythms - they just don't fit the lyrics nohow. You have to appreciate the arrangements and the lyrics separately from each other, that's the only way. Otherwise, a fine record, and for huge fans of Trower, the band's last one - like I said, he left soon after its release. Replaced by Dave Ball.

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LIVE IN CONCERT WITH THE EDMONTON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA

Year Of Release: 1972
Record rating = 7
Overall rating = 10

Not a perfect song selection, but that's the only complaint that might be.
Best song: CONQUISTADOR

This project was actually carried out in a hurry, and the rehearsal sessions and everything were particularly rushed - legend has it that Brooker actually wrote most of the orchestral arrangements on board the plane to Canada. At the very beginning, right before the band & orchestra leap into 'Conquistador', Gary says 'Ready? Oh... after you', and the audience bursts into laughter - apparently since the poor band leader had forgotten whether it'd be the band or the ochestra to play the lead-in segment. (Of course, that's a purely subjective opinion: maybe they were laughing at something else. Maybe Gary dropped his pants).
Anyway, if there ever was a band that suited an orchestra, it'd be Procol Harum. This is an undeniable fact, but, paradoxally, it's responsible for both the good and the bad effect produced by this record. The good side, of course, is that the band and the orchestra mesh in perfectly, and neither lovers of classical music nor lovers of pure rock music should be put off by this, of course, if they're intelligent enough. The orchestration is always smart, unlike, say, the arrangements on the Moodies' Days Of Future Passed, and the songs almost invite, almost require orchestration, as if Brooker was the illegitimate lost and found son of J. S. Bach (never mind the age, though). But this is also the bad side: you don't really get the feeling that the songs are at all different from the original studio releases. I mean, they are different - the string intros, the choirs, etc., etc., but it's not the kind of crucial difference that makes some live albums acquire a unique mood that was not previously captured in the studio. And, since the band don't change the arrangements as well, and the song structures are all the same, this just isn't a necessary must-buy for anybody. Even if it is a milestone - after all, this was the first activity of the type 'the so-and-so symphonic orchestra plays the music of...'.
Also, I'm not totally satisfied with the song selection. 'Conquistador' is totally great, of course, and out of all the five selections on here, it's probably the most enhanced by the orchestration: the 'sturm-und-drang' goes off splendidly. No wonder this was their biggest hit single since 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale'. It also adds a brilliant guitar solo by Dave Ball that was so badly missing in the original, and the strings add an additional injunction of atmosphere and creepiness to the song. And 'Whaling Stories', which was the dullest song on Home, is ten times superior to the original version as the orchestra adds that necessary grandeur and swooping stormy majesty to the climactic mid-section that was also badly missing in the original. You only need to rev up your amps and you'll feel yourself lost in a small whale-hunting barque atop a raging sea...
But the rest of the material is kinda iffy. 'A Salty Dog' is an absolute Procol classic, of course, but including it in the program is a bit of a cheat - it featured an orchestra in the original studio version, so, while for some such an inclusion might seem an obvious choice, others (me included) would view it as a deliberate simplification of the whole affair. Was Gary too lazy to write more orchestral arrangements? Well, if he did write them on board the plane, he probably was... And I'm sure the quadrophonic effects tapes with seagulls crying sounded great for the audience, but it's kinda unimportant for the ensuing record. 'All This And More' is quite a good song, but not too suited for an orchestra as it's primarily guitar based, and Dave Ball's guitar tone only gets diffused in the humdrum. (By the way, this is Dave Ball's only record with the band, in case you're interested). Why not 'Wreck Of The Hesperus' instead? Or, what the hell, why not 'Whiskey Train'? Come on now - wouldn't an orchestrated version of 'Whiskey Train' sound cool? Now that would be groundbreaking.
Finally, the entire second side is donated to 'In Held Twas In I'. And again, not only they could have included more songs instead of just one lengthy suite, but it's also not the best example of Procol's style. You don't need an orchestra to play the opening 'Glimpses Of Nirvana', for instance, or to substitute the ferocious guitar riff in the middle, the one that opens the 'Look To Your Soul' part. I mean, you don't really pay attention to the orchestral work while listening to the song. And since some of its parts are boring, you get entirely distracted.
So you see, I have my complaints about this 'classic'. Still, these are just minor quibbles, because the record does capture the essence of Procol Harum brilliantly. None of the songs are bad, and about fifty percent of the stuff on here is great beyond all doubt. Recommended only for completists - except for 'Whaling Stories', you'd better be off with the studio originals, but if you see it cheap (which is doubtful since the greedy Americans still haven't issued most of the Procol stuff on CD), take a swift stroke and grab it tight. Don't forget Gary's funny liner notes, too - they have included a brief snippet of his feelings written down right before the concert, and they're all written in the style of a testament written before a duel or, at least, in the 'message in a bottle' style. Heh heh. And what a cool album cover! I mean, you just have to see the album cover!

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GRAND HOTEL

Year Of Release: 1973
Record rating = 9
Overall rating = 12

Some of the most luxuriant sounding symph rock tunes are captured on this one.
Best song: FIRES (THAT BURN BRIGHTLY)

You know, I'm slowly becoming convinced that Gary Brooker is one of the greatest songwriters in the whole art rock genre, even if I still don't really appreciate his voice. This is their sixth studio album in a row of constant tens, nines and eights. I remember when I first heard it I didn't like it all - pompous, keyboard-drenched symphonic garbage, I thought, but I've been a fool. The album rules mercilessly - I just listened to it four times in a row and couldn't get enough of it. Trower's departure made a significant impact on the sound, and yet they didn't exactly return to base. New guitarist Mick Grabham is competent but not too prominent on the album; more significant is Chris Copping's relegation to organ with the addition of a new bass player. This means that keyboards again fully dominate the band, and the sound is deep and full once again, based on piano/organ interplay. But this hardly sounds like Salty Dog or Shine On Brightly. In fact, if I might permit myself the audacity of inventing the term 'barocco rock' (of course, if it hasn't been invented already - I don't want to steal anybody's terminology), this is one of the few, if not the only, rock album in the world that would share the epithet. Everything about it, from the title to the album cover to the lush strings/choirs/piano arrangements, suggests that this is a fine example of barocco art. And I like barocco art.
The ultra-pompous title track says it all, in fact: a beautiful, romantic keyboard intro, grandiose lyrics ('tonight we sleep on silken sheets' and suchlike), orchestrated arrangements and quotations from waltzes and 'Otchi chyornije' (one of the few well-known Russian gypsy songs, if you're not familiar). The quotations might seem somewhat banal and out of place, but the melody itself, along the lines of 'A Salty Dog' but still somewhat different, is gorgeous - nobody could pull off such pomp and totally get away with it like good old Procol. Everybody knows how hard it is to write a bombastic, orchestrated ode and make it impressive as well. But these guys were really really talented, and Brooker has an amazing talent of dealing with classical music without any special education.
Another fascinating example of baroque classicism on the album is the flabbergastingly great 'Fires (Which Burn Brightly)', based on the by now traditionally gloomy Reid lyrics and a heavenly piano phrase. Of course it has nothing to do with rock music, but why should it? We all know rock music as such does not exist, don't we? Rock songs probably do, but rock albums don't. And this isn't a rock song, it's a beautiful, sad lament highlighted by some generic, but pleasant female background singing. B. J. Wilson also swings out on this one, demonstrating his ample drumming talents, but it's the keyboard line that really makes the song, as well as the swirling organ in the more "energetic" solo passage..
The rest of the album seems to almost be built around these two principal pillars: none of the other tracks are as grandiose, but most of them are still extremely well written, not always concentrating on the same grandiose style to allow some breathing space, but practically always containing some tasty hooks and nice moods. There's only one obviously bad tune on the album, in fact - the dorky anti-television pamphlet 'TV Caesar'; its ugliness doesn't have as much to do with the straightforward silly lyrics ('TV Caesar mighty mouse/Shares a bed in every house') as with the painfully simple and nursery-style melody. It might have been less painful if the horrible refrain weren't repeated for at least a million times throughout the six-minute long song. I hate the song utterly and deprive the album of the ten for exactly that reason. It's one of the few examples where Brooker's combination of 'high art' with 'memorable hooks' really does the man a disfavour.
But apart from that problem, the album's reputation is immaculate. There are amusing, lazy shuffles with puzzling pseudo-autobiographical stories ('A Rum Tale' - with hilarious lyrics like 'I'm buying an island, somewhere in the sun/I'll hide from the natives, live only on rum'), some of them based on prominent sad and majestic piano ('For Liquorice John', a song that might seem repetitive to some but is completely redeemed by the subtle melancholic atmosphere so niftily created by these minimalistic piano lines). And if you want to have some reminiscence of why Procol Harum were actually called a 'rock band' with all that endless classical piano pop, they include a couple of convincing, er, symph rockers ('Toujours L'Amour' and 'Bringing Home The Bacon', with the best guitar on the album), that chug along with enough force and power to convince even the most venomous sceptics.
And finally, just so as for you to have some lightweight relief for your soul, there are two obscene ditties on the album, one about veneral diseases ('A Souvenir Of London'), one about drug smuggling ('Roberts Box'); the first one was even banned on the radio, although it ain't that easy to discover what 'em lyrics are about. 'Got a souvenir in London, gotta hide it from my mom'. That dirty old Keith! The songs are nice.
Thus, please don't carry on the mistake that some critics and reviewers have made - namely, that Procol lost it entirely with the departure of Trower. It was certainly a big loss for the band (even if some of the fans only thought they'd gained from it, disliking Robin for his pushing the band back to the 'roots' on the previous albums), but Trower's guitar never really lied at the very heart of Procol's sound, rather serving as a powerful and very useful embellishment. And Trower didn't carry away even a single bit of the band's songwriting talents, nor did his departure influence the usual wittiness of Keith Reid's lyrics. Anyway, chronologically speaking, this might just as well be the last great Procol Harum album. Dang it, how many great albums might one band have? They'll soon beat out the Stones in the average rating if I keep giving them high marks such as these!

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EXOTIC BIRDS AND FRUIT

Year Of Release: 1974
Record rating = 9
Overall rating = 12

This is more pop sounding with a couple rockers thrown in, but this only adds to the diversity. Magic!
Best song: at least four or five candidates here, can't really decide...

Gngngngn. Grand Hotel might just as well have been the last great Procol Harum album... but it isn't. Initially I thought giving it a 7 - as far as I remembered, it was a slight letdown after Hotel. But then I relistened to it and thought, 'eh, it's better than I thought. Maybe I'd give it an 8.' I relistened to it once more and thought, 'wow, it's exciting! A certain 8, maybe even 9-worthy! Let's have one more!' I had one more and then rushed over to my PC, because one more listen and I'd have maybe given it a 10. A jibber-jabberingly, flabbergastingly great album is this one.
The funny thing is that this doesn't sound like GH at all, if you exclude the usual Procol trademarks, of course (aka Brooker's voice and keyboards). That one was classical, pompous, pretentious and overbearing, but all deservedly so; this one is mostly quiet, simple and poppy - in fact, it probably has the maximum amount of 'pure pop' songs as compared to any previous album. Those who like their Harum majestic will be disappointed except for a couple of tunes. But those who like their Harum clowning around and putting hooks into songs will be triumphant. And I will look down on both sides with overall satisfaction, as I like both sides of Procol Harum. Now there's just a little selfcomplacency for you. Anyway, this is my site and I write what I want.
There are three types of songs on the album: 'traditional' classically-influenced odes, more mainstream pop songs and even some goofy rockers. All good. The classically-influenced odes include 'The Idol', a touching contemplation on fake sides of religion, with the magnificent refrain going just like 'oh the idol... oh the idol' (although I confess I always heard 'holy idol'); plus, Mick Grabham adds a terrific guitar solo that makes the song's drawn-out ending fully endurable and to a certain extent - cathartic. Keep in mind, also, that Birds is a far more guitar-heavy album than its predecessor, and thus might seem less boring to those who get pretty sick of keyboards early on. Even better is 'As Strong As Samson' that's probably the most cathartic track on the album - the lengthy coda is so beautiful it even reminds us of the 'early days'. Together with 'Fires (That Burn Brightly)', these are the two 'late' Procol Harum songs that clearly demonstrate the band could reach the same majestic heights as in the days of Fisher and Trower. And 'New Lamps For Old' is slightly weaker, but it ain't bad: it's just that the melody is not as clearly defined and the lyrics aren't as colourful.
The majority of the songs here, however, can be better classified as 'classicized keyboard pop'. I doubt that you'll be able to restrain your foot from tapping while listening to the rhythmic 'Beyond The Pale' (its melody, when sped up, has become the basis of many a stupid dance number, but here it sounds just fine). Another wonderful number is 'Fresh Fruit', an ode to that glorious product of nature (with terrific humorous lyrics by Reid), punctuated by whistling and cute piano playing. And even the lesser efforts are all pleasant and memorable ('Nothing But The Truth', with its famous 'Is it on, Tommy?' lead-in segment, has a well-constructed melody, and 'Butterfly Boys' is at least danceable). The only minor misfire is 'The Thin End Of The Wedge', a half-experimental piece with Brooker assuming a particularly nasty tone as he recites a set of disconnected lines over some primitive musical backing. The effort here might have been to create a self-made parody on 'Come Together', but it fails.
Of course, there are a couple of signs of decline here: the accented simplicity of some of the material shows that Brooker and company were a little hard up on ideas by the time. Such a smartass guy like Gary wouldn't want to let it out, of course, and most of the songs are masked carefully with brilliant arrangements and careful production. The reason why I still rate this album so highly is because it's extremely consistent. Most Procol Harum albums, even the best ones, usually have their two or three filler numbers - failed ideas or boring realization. Exotic Birds And Fruit, while not having even a single song of the caliber of 'Grand Hotel' or 'A Salty Dog', still grabs you in the beginning and holds you until the very end. And being hard up on new ideas didn't mean they had to let go of the old ones, after all - they unearthed one of the oldies ('Monsieur R. Monde', nowadays also released in its early version as a bonus track on A Whiter Shade Of Pale), turning it into a terrific rock'n'roll performance along with the other rocker on the album, the closing 'Drunk Again' (note: 'Drunk Again' wasn't originally present on the album, being a B-side or something like that, and was only added as a bonus onto the CD edition). 'Drunk Again', in particular, ends in a couple minutes of a ferocious boogie woogie jam where Brooker confirms his own claim of being more influenced by Jerry Lee Lewis than by Bach: his rollicking piano is every bit as good as the well known beat of the Killer! Why didn't Gary play rock'n'roll more often? Finally, these rockers display the talent of new guitarist Mick Grabham who shines particularly on 'Monsieur R. Monde'. Great, great, delicious guitar chops everywhere. Even if you're not a Procol fan, get this album if you find it. It's sure to give you a good time. And how can one resist the beautiful album cover?

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PROCOL'S NINTH

Year Of Release: 1975
Record rating = 7
Overall rating = 10

Even more pop, but with fewer memorable melodies and, well, kinda repetitive.
Best song: PANDORA'S BOX

Well, so this is where the well finally begins running dry. One problem was that even with all of Gary's and Reid's talents, it was getting harder and harder to remake the same record for the eighth time (the record is 'Ninth' because the countdown includes the 1972 live album). The other problem, more obvious at the time, was that whatever they were doing was hardly selling at all - even in the better days when prog rock was an obsession, Procol Harum was deemed too 'simple', and now that the world was getting tired of artsy and apparently overbearing symph wizards, it didn't need the old bandwagon either way. The decision they took was to move further away in a 'poppy' direction; for said aim they even recruited Leiber/Stoller (sic!) to produce the record. The songs are all short - the longest doesn't exceed four and a half minutes, and the classical influences have almost died away, cuz most of the tracks are R'n'B at heart. The weirdest moments are Leiber and Stoller's own 'I Keep Forgetting' and the cover of the Beatles' 'Eight Days A Week'. Not that these songs are bad or anything, but seeing such songs on a Procol Harum record is more like encountering an extract from a Beijing opera in the middle of Beethoven's Ninth symphony. As usual, I repeat that I have nothing against diversity, but not in such an unfitting way. One should, of course, remember that Procol Harum started out as the Paramounts (which were to classic Procol as Denny Laine's Moody Blues to Hayward/Lodge's Moody Blues, if you get the analogy), and a certain 'return to roots' is not all that unexpected here; the problem is, nobody really needed that return to roots, least of all Procol themselves.
Of course, I can understand them - sometimes, as we all know, a 'return to roots' acts as a new creative impulse for those who run out of ideas. It's like going back to the crossroads in order to take a different turn, like the Stones and the Beatles did in 1968, for instance. But it's hard to speak of creative impulses here, really, especially when one comes to realize that these two misguided covers also serve as protecting barriers against the few tunes that try to sound like the Procol of old but somehow fail in an almost miserable way. For one thing, there are way too many tunes that sound like rehashed songs off Grand Hotel: 'The Unquiet Zone' borrows its thump from 'Bringing Home The Bacon', while 'Typewriter Torment' can't help reminding me of 'Roberts Box'. Yet the first tune doesn't manage to recreate the real ferocity of the former, while the second one is too pedestrian and unfunny compared to the latter. The worst offender, though, is the pop anthem 'The Final Thrust' where the band sounds so happy-hippy that it almost makes me sick; it's so mainstreamish that I really wonder whether the want of commercial success was indeed the main driving instinct behind these songs. They almost seem to be going for a Queen-like groove on that one (of the 'let us cling together' type), banalizing their epic approach in a real nasty way. Even the lyrics seem to suffer: they are so boring most of the time, so devoid of Reid's usual imagery and so drastically un-hilarious that it spoils the general picture quite a lot.
That said, this still ain't a bad record. It even manages to contain one last moment of majesty, one genuine reminder of the band's old power - the sweeping, scary 'Pandora's Box', probably the last truly great song for the band. Ironically, it actually happens to be an old outtake dating back to their earliest sessions! The melody is actually slightly reminiscent of 'Conquistador' - same music-hally 'dancing' style with boppy, but minor chord changes. It cooks, anyway. While being considerably short (which allowed it to be a minor hit single), it achieves everything in just three minutes, combining the 'pirate' imagery of A Salty Dog with the energy of Broken Barricades. The only thing I don't really understand is the connection between the title (which is an allegory for all the illnesses and wrongdoings of mankind) and the actual lyrics, but who am I to guess? Anyway, besides that obvious three-minute wonder, there's also the emotional thrust of 'Fool's Gold' and the little touch of amusing lyrical self-deprecation on 'Without A Doubt' (although the melody is a concoction from several earlier good tunes).
'The Piper's Tune' and the lethargic, bluesy 'Taking The Time' are also pleasant, lazy shuffles that aren't that hard to listen to, just a bit boring at times. Both will, however, easily appeal to Procol fans, as Gary is extremely prominent - I'd bet you anything that a large number of people just can't get enough of Mr Brooker's lazy, complaintive croon backed with relaxative piano chords, particularly when the words come together in a real vocal melody and the piano chords can be traced to a real instrumental melody, which they can - it's just that they both penetrate my soul a few inches less deep than your average Procol classic.
So on careful listen one can certainly distinguish a fair share of good songs. The major problem with the album is that it ain't heartfelt, and I don't really know whether they cared about the record at all. Except for 'Pandora's Box', not even a single tune rocks with the sincerity of old, and there are absolutely no 'sweeps of majesty' like on 'The Idol' or 'As Strong As Samson'. It isn't even interesting to dance to the fast songs, and where are those great Jerry Lee Lewis impressions? Gone they are. Even Mick Grabham sounds dull and depressed most of the time. 'Regression' is the word: much too often this LP sounds like a Procol Harum tribute band.
Except, of course, for the places where it sounds like a Beatles tribute band. Dig that 'Eight Days A Week' cover!

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SOMETHING MAGIC

Year Of Release: 1977
Record rating = 6
Overall rating = 9

A few misguided avantgarde ideas in a totally unsuitable period. Other than that - a fine and convincing swan song.
Best song: THE MARK OF THE CLAW

Of course, this is the worst out of all the 'classic ten' PH records. So what? It's still terribly underrated, mostly because of two conventional things: (a) it had the bad luck of being released in 1977, when every critic that would dare to praise an art rock record was simultaneously signing his own death sentence, and (b) because it contains that wretched 'Worm And Tree' suite. We'll deal with the suite later. Here I'll just say that now, when more than twenty years separate us from the Dark Ages of Art Rock, it's time to re-instate historical justice and admit the value of the few, but the few good art rock records that came out around that time - Going For The One, ELP's Works, and, most notably, Something Magic.
I guess that saying a trite phrase like 'this record's pessimism is so overbearing that it isn't hard to understand the band was in its closing phase' doesn't particularly work for Procol Harum, a band whose music was always built on minor melodies and pessimistic concepts; at least, beginning from Home, we haven't seen a totally joyful PH album (Exotic Birds And Fruit was close, though). But anyway, there's something about the first side of this album that makes me feel more sincerely the stress, disillusionment and just exhaustedness - not the exhaustion of ideas, rather the exhaustion of trying to break through with such a kind of music, exhaustion of being forced to constantly battle with the world over the right to write something like that. In this way, some of the tracks are clearly throwaway because they simply did not care. I mean, they didn't care at all, and if only Brooker wasn't such a truly talented composer, this could have been a disastrous mess. Songs like the title track, a lame stealfest from classical tunes, or the bizarre, completely out-of-place 'Wizard Man' that's just a happy pop Abba-esque song, indicate exactly what I just said and nothing else. (As far as I know, 'Wizard Man' wasn't present on the original release, and its inclusion amidst the numbers, not even as a bonus track, is one of the strangest decisions on album composure I ever witnessed).
On top of it, they still manage to pull off three beautiful tracks on the first side which, although not ranking among their finest works, are still quite luvvvily. Okay, 'The Mark Of The Claw' isn't exactly beautiful: it's written in the finest Trower traditions, a hard-hitting rocker with a well-conceived riff and some rattle-the-wall solos. The coda, where the riff is being reprised and silenced for a number of times, is quite mesmerizing. And the two gentle sad songs, 'Skating On Thin Ice' and 'Strangers In Space', are so utterly, hopelessly sad and tragic that you might think Gary (and Keith) were in really big trouble at the time. 'Strangers In Space', in fact, almost makes me shiver in its imagery of utmost loneliness and disillusionment. Maybe it does go on for too long and is too dang repetitive - the chorus is repeated for God only knows how many times - but it still ain't no 'TV Caesar'. A fitting testament to the career of Procol Harum, indeed.
So what do we find on the second side of the album? 'The Worm And The Tree'. The apple of controversy, if one might permit a little metaphor here. Completely unaware of the time and the place, the band unexplainedly decided to dedicate the second side to a monolithic, eighteen-and-a-half-minute suite (at a time when even Yes didn't dare to record more than a... err... fifteen-minute one. Geez, guess this comparison doesn't exactly work). What's even worse, it is a full-fledged classical piece, with occasional elements of dance music (!; but what is the 'Enervation' part if not dance music?) thrown in. And Gary doesn't even sing the verses - he recites them, usually in between the parts, sometimes over the music, but there ain't even a single bit of singing. The lyr..., er, the piece of poetry is unbearably straightforward even for Reid: it's a fable. Yes, a fable about a worm who hid in a tree and fed on it and devoured it and the tree grew rotten and the forest stank. And then a man came and he chopped down the tree and he set fire to it and the worm was trapped in the tree and it burst. And so the worm was gone forever but the tree was regenerated from the ashes. The moral you can define for yourselves. Golly, do you think it has anything to do with Procol Harum's own fate? If PH is the tree, then the worm must probably be the Sex Pistols!!
Anyway, some of the music on the second side is good - some piano and orchestra parts, a couple of guitar solos, they're nice. But of course it's easy to see why everybody hated the track so much. I myself have mixed feelings towards it, and I don't really think PH were that good at creating long, multi-part epics. Dang, I don't even feel passion for 'In Held Twas In I'; why should I feel something towards 'The Worm And The Tree?' You tell me!
So, I guess you already got it that it's the last record of the 'classical' Procol Harum. After that, the band members went their own ways; the only thing I know is that Brooker had a moderately successful solo career which I might even check into someday. Hell, who knows? I might even review it someday! (Trower, of course, already had a much more fabulous solo career going on). This boring life dragged on for about fifteen years, the only significant event during that time being the tragic demise of drummer B. J. Wilson. After that, nostalgia pulled the former partners together, and in 1991 they gathered again for a reunion album called Prodigal Stranger which I'll be reviewing in a couple of moments.

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THE PRODIGAL STRANGER

Year Of Release: 1991
Record rating = 4
Overall rating = 7

One of the most unnecessary and misguided 'comebacks' I ever listened to.
Best song: THE TRUTH WON'T FADE AWAY

A decent return to form this is not. After spending fifteen years working on solo projects, most of the original members suddenly felt a surge of nostalgia, which was all the more appropriate seeing as the old groups were suddenly honoured all over again. So Brooker, Fisher, Trower and Reid, the four columns upon which the original Procol was based, got together again and decided to cash in on the past glories. I say past, because any sane person's only reason for buying this record could have been its attribution to Procol Harum: viewed independently, it has no other reason for existence.
Lame, lame, incredibly lame. For the first time I realized how crucial, in fact, was B. J. Wilson's drumming style on their original records. With Wilson deceased, there is no new drummer in the group, and the session players mostly stick to modern beat - you know, the one that gets your feet tapping and is booming and all that, but which doesn't contribute to the sound at all. In fact, most of these tunes have nothing to do with the 'classic' Harum style - they are just your ordinary synth-pop numbers with nothing to distinguish one from another. The playing credits, in fact, baffle me totally and entirely: Brooker is credited for 'piano' and Fisher for 'Hammond organ', but there's just about a couple spoonful organ on the record, and if you call these cheesy synths 'piano', well, you might as well credit Trower for playing 'mandoline'. As for Trower himself, he's a huge disappointment: either he was kept from unfurling in the studio or he just recorded his parts in a sleepy daze, because none of his riffs or solos even approaches the level of energy and inspiration displayed on the first band records. Pathetic. Reid, as is expected, usually sticks to nostalgic passages or rather banal universalist remarks, and his lyrics don't even try to come close to any of his previous solid efforts. In all, this isn't even a 'pale shadow' of Procol Harum: if not for Brooker's usual tenor voice (which I never liked in the first place and certainly don't like it more nowadays), I would never have guessed where these songs could come from.
Nevertheless, there are three or four tracks on here that could probably be considered 'highlights' (relatively, of course). There's the bouncy, memorable 'The Truth Won't Fade Away' which still sounds more like Elton John than Procol, but at least it does have some guilty charm of its own. 'Perpetual Motion', though severely modernized, does look a little like some Exotic Birds outtake, and the closing 'The Pursuit Of Happiness' is certainly Procol-like; if not for grossly banal lyrics, totally unworthy of such an intelligent poet as Keith, it could have made a passable contribution to the group's post-Trower days. Unfortunately, it's the last song on the album, and in order to appreciate it, I had to sit through eight or nine pieces of dreck, that, instead of creative melodies, classically influenced instrumental passages and Dylanish sagas, offer us melodyless rhythm tracks, lyrical cliches, generic female choruses, and electronic drum beats.
I still can't understand how this album could fail so much - of course, I always knew that it hardly got any positive reviews at all, but then again, neither did Something Magic, which, although not the band's finest effort, was still miles better and more entertaining than everybody assured me it was. I also thought that by the beginning of the Nineties, old bands were starting to get rid of modern trends and one by one started to return to their initial sound. Nothing of the kind. Nothing. This is your average keyboards pop with nothing to redeem it. Ugh. Maybe they got so disused to playing together after such a long period of time? What a bummer. If you see this album for ten cents or something, get it for 'The Truth Won't Fade Away'. Or, better still, don't. This might shatter your faith in the band as it almost managed to shatter mine - luckily, this was the last Procol Harum record I got, so I really don't care anyway.

The truth won't fade away if you mail your ideas!


THE LONG GOODBYE

Year Of Release: 1995
Record rating = 5
Overall rating = 8

Weak symphonic arrangements of great Procol tunes. Do you really need this?
Best song: CONQUISTADOR

This is the last of the Procol releases, and since it's relatively new, I'm afraid it can often substitute 'the real thing' in CD stores. Of course, it might already be out of print as well, but buyer beware: this isn't really a Procol Harum record. It's the 'symphonic Procol Harum' - Procol Harum tunes played by the London Philharmonic Orchestra. I only list it here because Gary does sing on most of the tracks, and there are also a couple appearances from former band members, like Robin Trower and Matthew Fisher on 'Repent Walpurgis'; also, since symphonic arrangements of Procol Harum music are not at all a big surprise, many fans consider this to be the real twelfth album of the band.
Unfortunately, it doesn't hold a candle to the 1972 Live album. The difference is that in 1972, the orchestra only helped enhance the sound - its basis was still provided by the band, and the results were fair enough. Here, the band is missing - you only get to hear the orchestral and choir backing. That could be all right by me, but, unfortunately, this is where you get to realize that Procol Harum were indeed a band - not a cheap substitute for a symphonic orchestra. About half of the songs on here are inescapably ruined, and none sound superior or even equal to the originals. The opening 'Conquistador' is okay, since the mighty soaring string chorus almost substitutes all the necessary guitar/organ work. But 'Homburg' amounts to a pleasant moody tune without the catchy, majestic piano line; 'Grand Hotel' is ridiculized by Tom Jones' operatic singing (okay, I know the song was originally written in opera style, but it was the Brooker singing that really made it original); 'Pandora's Box' is unexplainably instrumental; and the biggest letdown is 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale' that is deprived of its stunning organ work and drumming and is transformed into a bland, loose, relaxed air. For Heaven's sake don't let this be your first Procol purchase - if I were to hear this version first, I'd probably lose any interest in the band forever.
Moreover, the final four selections are rather strange. As far as I understand, Gary wanted the entire history of Procol to be represented on the album, so towards the end he mostly sticks with obscure semi-classics and un-classics from later albums (note that Shine On Brightly and Home are still not represented by anything). Okay, 'Strangers In Space' (from Something Magic) is a good song, drenched in deepest pessimism and sorrow; but again, why did they think that substituting Gary's vocals with a barely audible female chorus could be a good idea? It couldn't. And why 'Butterfly Boys'? Wouldn't 'The Idol' or 'As Strong As Samson' off Exotic Birds be a better idea? And why '(You Can't) Turn Back The Page'? That's one of the most boring tracks on Prodigal Stranger! And, frankly speaking, the only Brooker solo tune captured on here (title track) doesn't make me hungry for any further venturing into Brooker's solo career. Although, like I said, if this were my first purchase, I probably wouldn't have been so hot for Procol Harum at all.
Nevertheless, as much as they try to ruin the perfect Procol classics, they are still classics, and you simply can't get away from the fact. If you can't find anything else by the band but this, get it still. 'Conquistador', 'A Salty Dog', and 'Repent Walpurgis' are all great on here, and as for the remaining stuff, well you just gotta assume that the originals are a good deal better. If you find out you hate this album, you're probably not welcome to bother about Procol Harum at all; but if you're at least vaguely interested, start digging deeper and you'll be rewarded.

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APPENDIX A: SOLO PROJECTS

Most of Procol members, old and new, have had solo careers going on, and reviewing all of them is a task worthy of comparison with reviewing all the solo projects by ex-King Crimson and ex-Genesis members (not to mention ex-Beatles members, but at least that task is fully rewarding). However, out of all these careers, only Robin Trower enjoyed some more or less deserved success, breaking through the charts in America and achieving a true cult status that at one point threatened to overshadow Procol itself. On the other hand, Trower's solo career is so distinct and different from the classic Procol sound, and his audiences were always so very different from the Procol audiences, that I preferred to dump all of his solo stuff, some of which is quite worthy but much of which is so-so, on his solo page.
Since Gary Brooker was the undisputable leader of the band and main composer, I also got interested in taking a sneak peak at his output, which isn't that large - the man only had three or four records out in all.
A separate story is the brief recording career of the Paramounts, the band that started it all...


WHITER SHADES OF R'N'B
(released by: THE PARAMOUNTS)

Year Of Release: 1983
Overall rating = 9

Undistinguishable, but not bad altogether. Can hardly see the link to Procol Harum, though.
Best song: YOU NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD

The Paramounts are to Procol Harum exactly in the same way as Denny Laine's Moody Blues are to Hayward/Lodge's Moody Blues: an early predecessor with decent quality songs but not a whole lot of interesting things about them; judging by the Paramounts' material, you'd hardly guess they would grow up to become one of Britain's most noteworthy art rock bands. The band's constant members throughout its existence were Gary Brooker and Robin Trower; however, most of its studio recordings were done with Barry J. Wilson on drums, and an early version of the band had Chris Copping as its bass player, so it's funny to see how Procol Harum was actually falling back on its predecessors all the time. (Remember that PH's first single, 'Whiter Shade Of Pale', was actually recorded by a fictitious band - Gary had to assemble a real lineup only after its huge commercial success, and this is where all the old pals, starting from Trower, began to arrive. Copping, as you remember, joined the band in 1970).
The most interesting thing about the Paramounts - perhaps - is that, unlike so many more or less renowned British R'n'B combos of the early Sixties, they were formed really early: they never ripped off the Beatles in earnest, playing their first shows as early as 1960 or so. Consequently, their style was somewhat different: less rooted in rock'n'roll and quirky-jerky dance pop, but leaning far more closely towards the Motown/Stax-Volt edge of things. Which is also, as far as I can guess, the main reason why the band was almost never looked upon seriously: Motown influences weren't exactly the trendiest, nor the most artistically valid ones in an epoch dominated by 'She Loves You' and 'The Last Time'.
Whiter Shades Of R'n'B is an excellent and all-encompassing compilation that collects together all of the Paramounts' six singles from 1963-65, plus throws in four more previously unreleased cuts. (There is actually an even more rarity-packed collection out there, called Abbey Road Decade, but I've never seen it). This is just enough to realise what kind of a band the Paramounts were. And they were? Why, they weren't anything particularly special. An overall rating of nine is about the maximum I can afford to a record that's mostly dedicated to inferior re-arrangements of inferior R'n'B covers - I mean, most of the song titles, even if they were mostly not written by the band members, never told me anything. I kinda hoped that 'It Won't Be Long' would turn out to be their take on the Beatles song, but it came out to be one of the few originals (actually, the first song written by the Brooker/Trower duo - hold out the champagne glasses), and a pretty weak one, too. Definitely nothing offensive or stupid, but I'll have to join the general chorus that screams out: 'Historic Interest! BOO!'
Professionally speaking, the band is skilled enough, but not any more than that. The sound is entirely dominated by Brooker's keyboards; in fact, you might easily sit through an entire half of this record without realizing that there actually is a real guitar somewhere on here. But even when it appears (and it turns out that Trower was almost never allowed to solo on the earliest singles), it's a far cry from Robin's future playing; apparently, it took him to assimilate and accumulate all that Hendrix influence in order to become the awesome talent he actually became. All right, I agree it's debatable as to whether somebody can actually become a talent, but let us make an assumption, all right? Let us just make an assumption!
Melodically, the only thing that naturally jumps out at the listener is the lead-in track, Leiber/Stoller's 'Poison Ivy', the song that briefly made the band minor stars in 1963 and even spawned them a serious boost from the Rolling Stones, who called the band the 'best R'n'B outfit in England' or something like that. Their only chart success (something like #35, as far as I remember), it's really cute and tight, even if I myself would still prefer the song in the Stones' own version. But after that, it's just one mediocre number after another, occasionally pumping up some steam but more often losing it. To make matters worse, some of the selected covers are utterly stupid and certainly far from welcome, like the idiotic 'A Certain Girl' (the incessant 'what's her name? - can't tell!' chorus really bugs me), or the lyrically childish 'Blue Ribbons' (heck, stuff like 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand' sounds like Arthur Rimbaud in comparison).
The only tune, in fact, that's really outstanding is their version of P. F. Sloan's 'You Never Had It So Good', ironically, the band's last single. Never heard the original, but the cover is a marvel - that sarcastic, tasteful Dylanish chorus really makes up for any other inconveniencies one might suffer. And oh yeah, that last track, the unreleased version of Charlie Mingus' 'Freedom', is at least attractive because it sounds nothing like the rest of the stuff on here. Moody, slow, with ominous poetic declamations, almost psychedelic in a sense. Transitional between the Paramounts and Procol Harum? Who can tell.
To redeem myself, I'd like to reiterate that this package really does have a lot of historical value - and it's vital not only for Procol Harum fans (actually, it ain't vital for Procol Harum fans at all, because any Procol Harum fan is bound to be seriously disappointed), but also for just about anybody interested in a deeper and more diverse understanding of Britain's pop music in the first half of the Sixties. We all know the Stones, the Animals, the Kinks, and the Who; some of us may have also heard of the Hollies and all the innumerable bubble gum bands like Herman's Hermits; but the Paramounts were certainly different from them all, and even if that doesn't necessarily suggest high entertainment value, it certainly suggests a nice little broadening of the perspective. So grab it if you see it cheap, and it might just make your day.

You never had it so good, so mail your ideas!


NO MORE FEAR OF FLYING
(released by: GARY BROOKER)

Year Of Release: 1979
Overall rating = 10

A solid, moody pop album with Brooker not relinquishing his melodic talents; but this is NOT Procol Harum.
Best song: NO MORE FEAR OF FLYING

Gary Brooker's first solo album is very pleasant indeed. But you have to brace yourself - in the literal sense, too: just look at that cover. This sounds nothing like classic Procol Harum; occasionally, the band had already begun to veer towards more simple pop ditties on their last two albums, but it never really tried to abandon its trademark sound textures. But in 1979 Gary wasn't too keen on working with his colleagues - after all, the band had just dispersed, voluntarily and admitting that its time had passed, and further work with his latest bandmates, not to mention old stalwarts like Fisher or Trower, would have discredited that statement. So the team assembled for the recordings is mostly new and not too prominent, including Tim Renwick on guitars (later worked with Gilmour-led Pink Floyd) and ex-Fairport Convention member Dave Mattacks on drums. They're all good, but not outstanding, and therefore No More Fear Of Flying fails to impress you with the very beauty of the sound itself - Procol could sometimes get away with their instrumentation even if they lacked a real melody. Not here; you have to rely almost entirely on Gary's melody-writing and soulful singing, and only pray everything will turn out all right.
And mostly, it does: old Gary does not fail us one more time. None of these songs are great, and not a single one matches Procol's greatest; but not a single truly bad composition here either. The strange thing is that Gary does three covers, none of which are particularly interesting: 'Pilot', for instance, is just a piece of grandiose-standing sap. But 'Say It Ain't So Joe' is nice in its wailing desperation, and Moore-Kosta's 'Savannah' rocks along quite fine, with a convincing guitar solos and powerful backing vocals.
On one of the originals, Gary continues to team up with Reid - and it's actually the best of the originals on here, the rocking, sing-along title track, built on an addictive organ riff. It's practically impossible to resist it - especially when it's backed up with such loud, steady, self-assured drumming and a subtle, but powerful horn section. Actually, it does sound a little like a Procol outtake, something that could have been easily included on Procol's Ninth, for instance. It's also the only truly memorable tune off the album (not that the others are bad - they just don't linger on for too long).
For all the other songs, Brooker has chosen to collaborate with Pete Sinfield - I initially shuddered, remembering Sinfield's usual lyrics for King Crimson and ELP, and lamenting the departure of Keith Reid, but apparently, somewhere in the late Seventies Sinfield had gone slightly whacko (or put it the other way round - suddenly got cured of schizophrenia) and began to mostly pen simplistic love lyrics. Some of these you can witness on ELP's Love Beach; others have made their way onto Gary's solo album. Fortunately, Gary's melodies are better than contemporary ELP's, and this makes No More Fear more or less succeed where Love Beach had more or less crashed head first into the dirt.
Well, I'm not a big fan of 'Give Me Something To Remember You By', a rather generic, if melodic and steadfast tune; but 'Angelina', with its attractive acoustic work and Gary at his most seducing - he has these kinds of pleading, whiny intonations that melt your heart away - is a highlight. 'Let Me In' is so-so, but at least danceable. 'Old Manhattan Melodies' is a charming, convincing tribute to, well, what the title implies - not that the song itself is an 'old Manhattan melody', because its melody is rather vague and faceless, and, in fact, I can easily picture the song sung by, say, the likes of a grizzly Rod Stewart, but somehow Gary manages to make it where Rod would probably break it. I suppose it's all because of the instrumentation - the man never relies on programming or studio automatons, and plays refreshing, sparkling pianos along with real strings and acoustic guitars. And, of course, Gary had never 'violated' his voice - it bears no hideous connotations as Rod's, and always serves to make the song more noble and solemn. Hell, even 'Get Up And Dance', the closing track that's also about exactly the thing the title proposes, is enjoyable, despite the fact that I can easily picture the song sung by, say, the likes of... a grizzly Ringo Starr. Hrr-hrr.
The CD release adds three bonus tracks which are quite essential, especially one more Brooker-Reid collaboration - 'Fat Cats', a hilarious/dangerous rocker which is the fastest on record and one of the fastest songs, I'd bet, Gary ever recorded. 'S.S. Blues' is, of course, mostly interesting for its title - Gary does add '(Self - Sufficient)' in the title, but what the heck? Few people pay attention to parentheses, much less what's written inside them. When the man goes around singing 'I got the SS Blues - supermarket looks just fine', the impression I get is rather, er, ambivalent. And 'Switchboard Susan' really rocks - a great piece of boogie, probably sorely missed on the original release.
A 'trashy' album, some might call it - apart from (maybe) the title track, solemnity and majesty you'll find not. If your ideal in music is 'A Salty Dog', perhaps you'd better steer clear. But in retrospect, No More Fear is quite the logical conclusion to the 'mainstream-ization' of Procol's music that had begun in 1975. There's nothing groundbreaking or stylistically outstanding on this record, but there is nothing offensive, either: so it's probably a must for all diehard Brooker fans. In any case, it's always refreshing to see a 'classic' art-rocker tackle some 'ordinary pop' subjects and not lose his face in the process. If you're wondering, this is a very, very risky and demanding operation - just look what happened to Genesis!

Give me something to remember you by - your ideas, for example


APPENDIX B: THOMAS SILVESTRI'S RECOLLECTIONS OF LIVE PH SHOWS

I'm surprised there aren't more reports on U.S. PH shows, given how many there seemed to be back in the salad days. So I'll try to offer some info on same. I won't go much into one of the early Fillmore shows or the House of Blues show from '95 that I saw, seeing as how they've already been covered pretty extensively on the great Beyond the Pale website. I will say that the early PH show at the Fillmore was unusually tight and loud for that time, when many bands didn't sound too much evolved from garage status. Also, just for the record regarding the disappointing stateside reception of "Homburg," I'd like to mention that the early New York City FM station WOR played "Homburg" almost as much as "Whiter Shade..." and I remember being distinctly perplexed in the fall of '67 when the former didn't become as big a hit as the latter. But to get on with the live shows... It was a bitterly cold night in February of '72 when my friend and I ventured out from Northeast Queens by way of Northern Boulevard to see Procol Harum at C.W. Post College on Long Island. This was only a few days after the import of Jethro Tull's Thick as a Brick, released in the U.S. in the exact same version a month later, was starting to get played on FM radio. It was around the same time that the early Genesis and Renaissance albums were getting a little U.S. airplay on FM radio. And it was only a short time after ELP's revelatory Pictures at an Exhibition was released in the U.S. and Britain -- in short, it was a terribly exciting time for that unjustly maligned (these days, that is -- back then it RULED!) genre known as British progressive rock. The North Shore of Long Island is often compared to the outskirts of London by those who've been on both sides of the Atlantic and so it was particularly fitting to be driving through the dark, wintry streets bordering the Long Island Sound to get to the Post campus to see PH. I can't remember who the opening act was; it's possible that there wasn't any or we got there late. Procol's set was amazing, however, and Dave Ball was pretty slick on guitar, though we were a little disappointed to hear Trower had left. They played most of their best-loved concert songs -- "Quite Rightly So," "Shine On Brightly," "Conquistador," "A Salty Dog," "Whaling Stories," "Still There'll Be More," "A Whiter Shade..." and "In Held 'Twas In I," of course. But what I remember most vividly was that they debuted three fantastic new songs -- "Bringing Home the Bacon," "Fires (Which Burnt Brightly)," and "Roberts' Box," the chords to which I immediately went home and tried to figure out. (I'd just started playing mandolin to add to drums, having been, like B.J., an admirer of versatile drummers like the Band's Levon Helm and the second-era Byrds' Gene Parsons.) I waited anxiously for the next Procol studio studio album, which would surely contain these songs. But lo and behold...

...the next album was the Live with the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra LP, and we were next to see the group in Central Park sometime in July, I think it was, of '72. Talk before the show swirled through midtown Manhattan to the effect that Matthew Fisher had rejoined the band! As I personally think PH was often at its strongest when it had the benefit of Brooker, Fisher, and Trower all singing and writing, I was particularly excited by this prospect. When no Fisher appeared on the stage, Brooker explained -- I'm quoting as accurately as I can here, as I don't want to ruffle any feathers -- that Fisher had rejoined and then quit after about ten gigs, apparently admitting that he only wanted to get some money together to further his career as a producer. Maybe Gary just wasn't in a good mood about it at the time, but that's what he said that night. He also introduced a new guitarist named Mick Grabham, saying of Dave Ball "He didn't work out, did he?" I'd heard vaguely of Grabham by way of his solo LP Mick the Lad, which I'd read of in a British record store catalogue that I used to order from, and was very impressed with his playing on this night. Despite these personnel rifts, the show was in no way a disappointment. The band still retained many of the old favorites and threw in some special treats I'd never seen them do, such as "In the Wee Small Hours of Sixpence" and "Pilgrim's Progress," the latter now with Gary on vocals, of course. Gary also did something I've never seen him do before or since -- jump up another octave on that "I can see NO...place to unwind" phrase on the last verse of "Conquistador." B.J. was in particularly fine form on this night, doing that one-handed drum roll with foot pedal magic to great effect. I seem to remember that his solo on "Power Failure" was rather more manic than at the Post show, somewhat anticipating the playing on Grand Hotel where the drums seem to function almost as much melodically as rhythmically (as another Paler has noted on the Beyond... site). It was also, if memory serves, the last time we saw the band do the complete "In Held...," with all the spoken parts verbatim. For all this, we were still wondering about those three great songs from a few months ago. Until...

...October '73 (maybe November?) in the Colden Auditorium at Queens College in Flushing, Queens (one of the five boroughs of New York City, for those folks who ain't crossed the pond). With the Chrysalis label solidly behind them now, the show had Tir Na Nog doing a rather pleasant (for fans of the Martin Carthy/Donovan/Cat Stevens/Ian Anderson arc of acoustic English music) opening set of about half an hour. Then a surprisingly long (over an hour) set by the second act, the Below the Salt-era Steeleye Span, of whom I had never heard and who completely blew us all away! The live, a capella, five-part-harmonized "Gaudete" was thrilling, the instrumentals were delightful (Maddy kicking her skirt up and playing spoons), and the harder rocking folk songs like "The Blacksmith" and "Royal Forrester" were astoundingly great! If I remember correctly (I wasn't in the habit of writing down set lists back then unless I was reviewing the show for the Queens College paper, which on this night I was not), the last two songs were "John Barleycorn" (which those of us who'd seen Traffic do at this same venue three years earlier wouldn't have imagined anyone else would dare touch) and the achingly beautiful "Saucy Sailor." By the time Procol came on, the show was already worth the money ($3.50 with student discount!), but they were remarkable as usual. They played just about everything from Grand Hotel except "For Liquorice John" (too bad, I always loved that one, especially the bridge with the harmonica) and B.J. got off the drums to play mandolin on "Souvenir of London." I think Copping may've played acoustic guitar on that, too, as my visual memory of the song is Brooker at the piano -- or was it Brooker on guitar? -- and everyone else standing up at the front of the stage in a row. I believe Maddy also came out to sing Christianne Legrand's terrific parts on "Fires..." It was a very loud and energetic show and no one was more surprised than me when the strong sales of ...Hotel earned the band the coveted host slot on the musical ABC-TV show "The Midnight Special" quite a few months after the album had come out in the U.S.

I never saw the original band again after that. I did see PH do a rather short opening set for Jethro Tull at Los Angeles' Greek Theater in September of '93. Gary was in remarkable voice, Geoff Whitehorn seemed to me the closest thing to Trower on guitar since the genuine article, and the inspired drumming of Ian Wallace (whom I admire greatly from his brief stretch with King Crimson) made it a worthy show. They only did about six songs including "Whiter...," "Salty Dog," "The Truth Won't Fade Away," and that updated version of one of my favorite PH songs, "As Strong as Samson." (For those who haven't heard the latter in its new incarnation, picture Gary playing a piano thing reminiscent of the string intro from the Edmonton Symphony "Conquistador" underneath more up-tempo vocals and you sort of have it.) The most fun moment of the show was Gary talking about sitting backstage with Anderson and discussing where the musical inspiration for "Whiter..." came from. "Maybe it was this one," Gary said, then played and sang a measure or two of "When a Man Loves a Woman." '"No, maybe it was this one," and then he did the same with "No Woman No Cry." As great as it was to hear "Whiter...," one couldn't help but want to hear him sing all of those two other songs! There was also an amusing quote from Gary with respect to the prospect of future PH shows and records: "The only thing between you and us...is everybody else!" One complaint: why doesn't Fisher sing some of his songs at these reunion shows? He only has one of the most remarkably cool-sounding voices ever! (What I wouldn't give to hear him sing "Play the Game" or even -- dare I suggest it for a PH show? -- "Going for a Song"!)

Finally, a note on that House of Blues show, which was quite good if unlike any PH show I've ever seen in that the emphasis really did seem to be on blues, from PH originals like "Wish Me Well" to covers of R&B classics. (Ray Charles' "Drown in My Own Tears" may've been one, I think.) I was a little late getting to the show and as I raced down Sunset Boulevard in my beat-up Nissan Sentra and made a hard right toward the HOB parking lot, I had to stop short for a middle-aged fellow lugging a case of some sort across the street! Sure enough, it was GB himself, and as he looked up to make sure I stopped for him, I called out the window that it was an honor to have almost run him down, which got a good laugh out of him as he headed into the club. P.S. Gary was also great at Ringo's Rock 'n' Roll Show at the Universal Amphitheatre in Los Angeles in spring of '99. In addition to interacting marvelously with Jack Bruce, Todd Rundgren, Ringo, et al (you haven't heard Gary play organ till you've heard him play it on "Bang the Drum All Day"), he sang "Whiskey Train," "A Salty Dog" (Todd on slide doing "the whale bits"), and "Whiter..." with Todd on acoustic twelve-string. He also looked immaculately cool during that handful of piano notes at the end of "I Feel Free" when everything stops for a moment, glancing across the stage at Jack for a beat as he did just before they roared into the finale. (Neither Ringo nor Simon Kirke were up to Ginger's playing on that one, however.) I can't remember which classic Beatle song Gary said the following after -- Ringo always squeezes in quite a few of the greatest hits -- but before doing "Whiskey Train" Gary said, "A lot of you probably think you have shitty jobs, but I have the shittiest job...because I have to sing after (song title here)." Maybe it wasn't a Beatle song at all but rather "Sunshine of Your Love," which brought down the house with Bruce's lead bass playing and Todd's astounding Clapton re-creations.

P.P.S. Just a word on Robbie Robertson's famously quoted knock on PH in Rolling Stone back in the late '60s, a big sore spot with PH fans: Personally, I've always felt he should've thought twice before criticizing them that way. Notwithstanding endless praise from rock critics and folks like Eric Clapton, the Band's work dropped off disastrously in quality after their first three albums, whereas one could argue that PH's fourth, Home, was their best up to that time and the start of a whole new golden era for them.


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