Kurt Cobain Was An Alien!!

After looking at the evidence I have come to the conclusion that Kurt Cobain was an Alien and he came up with all his songs by punching the date and the trends of the World into a computer. The computer would then print out the song onto a piece of paper which had the lyrics the guitar tab. and when and where to play the song. Eddie Veder was Kurts partner in this great plan to rule the music industry for a few years. Eddie Veder and Kurt Cobain had planned to fake their own deaths with dead clonned bodies of themselves on their home planet of Zagwitch because on Zagwitch everyone has five other beings that are exactly like them. When they die their bodies are frozen so they can be used for various experiments and projects. Kurt was the only one to go through with this plan and Eddie Veder stayed behind because he thought Grunge would not lose it's popularity. So Kurt is up on Zagwitch right now waiting to give his report on the 1990's music scene right behind Sid Vicious, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, etc. etc. Kurt Cobain even admits this by starting the song Territorial Pissings off by saying "When I was an Alien."