I told my mom how I was feeling
And how long I've been dealing with it.
I knew it was coming, but didn't know how soon
She said I've reached another adolenscent monsoon

OOoo Ahh...the pain is tremendous
Why can't I take it like a man
OOoo Ahh...the pain is horrendous
Why don't you lend a helping hand.

He was a well educated man, had his degree in medicine.
I noticed his hairy hands...he was a very, very hairy man.
He looked right down in, shook his head and then
said "these teeth must be pulled right away!"

OOoo Ahh...the pain is tremendous
Why can't I take it like a man
OOoo Ahh...the pain is horrendous
Why can't you lend a helping hand.

OOoo Ahh...the pain is tremendous
Why can't I take it like a man
OOoo Ahh...the pain is horrendous
Why can't you lend a helping hand.

He turned around, rolled up his sleeve.
I rolled my eyes then suddenly.
A horrible pain grew, the next thing that I knew
The doc had pulled my wisdom teeth...OUT!
Well along with my teeth my money also left me
As he made out the bill I was moaning.
OOoo Ahh...the pain is tremendous
Where the hell is my perscription...of codiene.

But when will I speek, how long until my mouth feels natural?
How long will they bleed, when will they heal,
where's a real meal?

How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel?
How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel?
How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel?
How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel?

I feel good...I feel great...There's no pain...there's no ache.
I feel good...I feel great...just let me recuperate