Jaded (in the now-infamous Black Feather Boa of David Usher) and her boy-toy Anthony P. Lombardo.
So, yes...no matter how self-serving and obnoxious it is...here is a page about me.
Let me try to be serious here...(ya right!)...Jaded is actually 19-year-old Sarah Quadrini, half-Italian/half-Dutch, Ryerson Polytechnic University School of Business student, rabid Moist fan, and PANTS Mistress extraordinare!
The name Jaded came from a realization I had while waiting to see my sixth Moist show in London, Ontario. We (my friend and co-conspirator in Moist-related activities etc., Kate aka Embittered) were talking with some other fans and mentioned that we had met the band and they commented on how calm we seemed about the whole thing...it was then that I realized how "jaded" we were...later while writing a story for Kate's page I referred to Kate and I as Jaded and Embittered, and took Jaded for myself...it stuck and the rest is history!
In rather pathetic fashion, my life has become dedicated to the pursuit of Moistness...in various strange ways. No, no...not your normal ways, that would be too unlike me. Going to a show, talking to the band...it's not enough anymore...I have to set twisted little goals for myself like getting Dave in a feather boa, getting to feel Paul's head, or getting Mark in leather pants (note: #1 and #2 have been accomplished, #3 is a deluded fantasy!). Not because of any god-like worship of the band...just because i like a challenge!
No matter what you may think of Jaded: THE PANTS Mistress, Sarah is not completely the psycho that Jaded may appear to be. Sarah is generally well-adjusted and almost normal (at least she pretends to be), adores the music, and spends time just meditating on what an amazing influence Moist has been in her life and how lucky she is to have had the amazing experiences that she has had because of those five great guys.
*Jaded is beyond those trivial frivolities and just spends time thinking about what colour boa to offer the band next, wondering how many pairs of blue cords David owns, and recruiting members into her PANTS clan*
