An Ode To THE PANTS



An offering by the amazing PANTS minion VIOLATED (sometimes Violater, much like Makowy/Makoway) better known as Jen Wilcox...


ODE TO THE PANTS

THE PANTS, they're that of David Usher's
THE PANTS, they make him look lusher,
They're blue, they're blue,
They're oh-so tight.
They're blue, they're blue,
They're out of sight!
THE PANTS, without them, David'd be incomplete,
THE PANTS, as soon as they're off, he'll admit defeat.