An Ode to Stan

Yes, of course we all love Stan: Tour Manager, Mother Figure, and Boa Master...some obviously a little more than others...so here is Impassioned's Ode to Stan...

STAN, STAN, THAT SCARY MAN

Stan, Stan that scary man
He holds a flashlight in his hand
and if you give him too much lip
then you will feel the end of it

Jammed in a spot
Ususally concealed
and trust me friend,
you won't like how it feels

For I have my tale
of meeting the flashlight's wrath
oh god, THAT was painful
I don't want to go back

But Stan is so sexy
I just can't resist
I'll risk the flashlight
For the chance to be kissed

The way he slams down his cell phone
with those buffed up pipes
And how he scares little children
With bad dreams at night

He yells obsene words and phrases
At old ladies and little kids passing by
to show that he's a "manly man"
and could beat them senseless anytime

And who doesn't love
his magical etiquette
of screaming "F*CK YOU!!!!!"
And making it sound so poetic

In short Stan we love you
But is it a sin
To picture you wearing nothing
but that scary Stan grin?

The point of this poem:
Though sexy, it's true
Do not piss off Stan,
he can kick the sh%t out of you