Would you like to make a donation to my lost cause? I'm always
in desperate need of money, and would greatly appreciate any amount of
monetary gift you'd happen to spare.
Your money would be used to fund:
college tuition, dorm rent, books, teacher bribes, and other
expenses (such as booze, illicit drugs, and bail money).
air fare, accomodations, and other expenses (see above) for my upcoming
London expedition.
gas money and other expenses (ditto) for my upcoming
stalk-Bush-next-time-they-go-on-tour expedition.
computer expenses (hardware, software, underwear, and the bill from the
repair shop from the time I punched the screen in).
price for a puli! I want a puli!!
necessary funding for my upcoming book, eNTrOpY ANd yOo.
everyday expenses (ditto with a case of deja vu).
If you'd like to donate to any or all of these worthy causes, please
fill out this form, and I shall have e-mailed you back before you're even
done with it. Thanks!