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*~Official Jokes~*

So far only the infamous whorehouse jokes. C'mon, I don't know that many good jokes (that I could put on a page, you know).

In fact, these probably shouldn't be on a page anyway, but oh well.


Whorehouse Jokes

One day a teenage boy walked into a whorehouse with a dead frog. He walked up to the head lady, gave her a hundred dollar bill, and said, "I want a woman with AIDS." The lady said, "All our workers are clean." The boy gave her another hundred dollar bill, and repeated, "I want a woman with AIDS." The lady said, "Second door to the left."
After he was done with the whore, she asked him, "Why did you want a woman with AIDS, and why do you have a dead frog?"
The boy said, "Well, I have AIDS now, and when I go home, I'll do the babysitter, and she'll get AIDS; then Dad'll come home and do the babysitter, and HE'll get AIDS, then when Mom comes home he'll do her too, and SHE'll get AIDS; then when the milkman comes by tomorrow morning he'll do her, and HE'll get AIDS...and he was the bastard who ran over my frog!!"


One day a guy decided to go to the new whorehouse in town for a change in...scenery. Anyway, he goes in and gives the head lady some money. She leads him to a room and tells him that his whore would be in soon.
He looks around the room, and, besides the usual stuff, he discovered a bowl of tomatoes on the table. "Wow, what service!" he thought, and took a bite out of one of the tomatoes. It was one of the best he'd ever tasted, so he ate the whole thing and started on another.
Soon the first whore walked into the room, but as soon as she saw him, she screamed, threw her hands in the air, and ran out. The man was shocked; he looked around the room, but didn't see anything wierd, just him and the tomato he was eating.
Then the second whore walked into the room. Likewise, as soon as she saw him, she screamed and ran out. Now the guy was really confused, and again he searched the room for anything wierd, but again he found nothing.
After a few minutes the head lady walked into the room. Before she could say anything, the guy said, "What the hell's wrong with your women? Two of 'em came in here and ran out screaming their heads off, and all that's in here is me and this bowl of tomatoes."
The lady's face turned white, and she said, "Sir, those are last week's abortions."


Once a guy with 5 dollars walked into a whorehouse. The head lady asks, "How can I help you?" (like any head lady should.) The guy responded, "I'd like a woman for the night, but I'm short on cash." The head lady nodded and took out some pictures from behind the desk.
The first picture she showed him was one of a beautiful woman. The lady says, "She's 20 dollars." The guy said, "No, I can't afford her right now." The next picture also showed a pretty girl, but not quite as beautiful as the previous one. The lady said, "She's 10 dollars." The guy replied, "No, I can't afford her either."
The next picture showed a gorgeous woman, even more beautiful than the first one. The lady said, "She's 5 dollars." The man could hardly believe his ears. "5 dollars?!? It's a deal!"
The lady led him into a dark room, where he could make out the bare outline of the naked woman. As soon as the lady shut the door behind him, he started stripping eagerly.
He had been getting it on for a few minutes when, all of the sudden, some white stuff started pouring out of the woman. The guy yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!"
The door opened behind him, and the lady shouted down the hall, "Okay, the dead one's full!"


I'm just sick, aren't I?! Sorry if the jokes offended anybody.


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