This is the weird and wonderful world of us and our rather strange, "freaky" group of friends (most of whom are otherwise known as the "AMS Crew" by Mike and Rob of Broadside :) The meaning behind that nickname is quite odd and implies that we aren't mortal, but, well.... Yeah, nevermind. :) It's strange and pointless. Anyway!! Here are my contributions to this page...

FIRST, I must write about my boyfriend here (so I don't highly insult him:) I met Bri in April thanks to my friend Nin (whom I haven't stopped thanking since...:) We've been going out for almost a year and it just seems so strange to me that I recall seeing him in elementary school and on my bus in middle school, and I never knew that I would one day be going out with him. Because of a little game of telephone going on between Bri, Nin, and I, we both ended up finding out that we liked each other and started going out four days after we met. And amazingly, only haven't hung out with each other one day since! :) I can't complain though because he made my life so much happier and more interesting. (And I hope he's happy with what I'm typing as he reads over my shoulder :) People must be wondering what I've done to him, though... Ok, before we started going out, he had an eyebrow ring, wore all black and Metallica and Cannibal Corpse shirts (and some Megadeth shirts - all of which I new posess:), black nailpolish, and the front of his blonde hair was dyed black... Then afterwards...all his hair was dyed black, he got five earrings, he started wearing a lot of necklaces, he started wearing a lot of rings, got three wallet chains.... He's turning into me!! Poor guy! But, he's really caring and sweet (though, like anyone, hard to get along with at times), and, yeah, I love the guy. :)

Hum...well, I've gotta say that my closest friend is Yvette... I met her in 6th grade because she sat in front of me in math and I had to keep remembering the word "Corvette" just so I was able to remind myself of her name. We used to talk a little and she came over my house once.... She was totally weird and hyper and after she left, I vowed never to have her over again because she was just to crazy... Well, obviously, it didn't work out that way. I'm not sure exactly how we got close, but, she became my best friend that year. I've gotta say, though that I'm glad it didn't work out the way I had originally planned. She's a really cool metalhead (and lately wanting to become more goth which is just as cool :) that's into Metallica, Pantera, and Marilyn Manson....and her latest addiction V.O.D....

Then, there's Jenna who we used to call "Rainbow Bright" because of all the different colors dyed into her hair. Her hair has been every color imaginable.... For now, it's just plain black, but, I'm sure that it won't stay that way for long.... I know the lack of rainbow colors in her hair is driving her nuts. (Hey!! I ended up being right!! Because of her obsession with tigers, she now has orange streaks in her hair!) But, Jenna is cool and very gothic and into clubbing and The Rocky Horror Picture Show....and computers!! She's addicted to computers (yet Macintosh's only!) Do not even mention the word IBM in her presence! (even though we all know IBMs rule :) She also has a cool webpage which is linked to our main webpage...check it out! :)

Ok, now I must mention my friend Jenn who I met about a year ago on AOL and ended up hanging out with on my yearly trip to Florida. Jenn is really cool and into Marilyn Manson, cutting school, her little purple Cavalier which she'd been awaiting for a long time (and promptly crashed about a week after she got it :), and basically just getting into a lot of trouble on a regular basis :) Hehe, sorry Jenn, but, I must let everyone know that you are not the sweet little girl that you portrayed infront of my parents ya little actress!! Now we all know what you're really like!! demonic laughter

And here are Bri's contributions to this section of the page....

Ok, who's cute, beautiful, and MINE?? The answer is.......MY GIRL!!!! She is the best person I've ever met. She's always been there for me, through thick and thin. To this day, after almost 12 months of going "steady", she has been there for me almost every time I needed her, which is a lot. Sometimes I find myself wondering how she puts up with my eratic mood swings, chimney like chain smoking, and booze belchin' breathe. Of course putting up with her is no picnic, if it was, I would need a lot of Wild Turkey and also to be added to that famous "liver list". I'm glad in a way that we've had some rough times, we've stayed together through them, and I think that's a positive sign. I don't know what's going to happen in the future, I hope it's all gonna be ok. For now though, I'm gonna enjoy my time with her as much as possible. I love her dearly, I hope it shows most of the time.

I hope Andrew Cardon doesn't pumble me on my front lawn for having the audacity to write about him. I've known Drew ever since the age of nine. I met him at Cousin's Video up in town. Drew enjoys Wrestling, beer, and women. He is quite a womanizer. Oh ya, did I mention that Drew is a muscle man?

Ok, now onto Doug. What can I say, he's really weird. Just like Drew, Doug enjoys watching Wrestling and spending time with his Man Boy Lover, EWWWWWW!!!! Ok, Doug hasn't gotten laid, he doesn't masturbate, but he does dig NAMBLA. Doug is also an actor, but he sometimes sucks and confuses my house with that school stage. Oh ya, Doug also plays the guitar, he sucks at that too!!

Jesse Lee is a person that I haven't met, but Doug has been saying a lot of nice things about him. Maybe Jesse is Doug's Man Boy Lover?? Who knows, but that thought frightens me. Jesse is a vocalist and he holds down two jobs, he's busy as hell.

CxBxLx "Rip-off" Records, I've known these two jerkoffs for 3 years now. They run a CD business in sunny San Fancisco, California. Mike and Jeff are two really cheap guys, they enjoy screwing over each and every customer they have, which isn't many. I met these two con-artists in '94 through Metallica Club. We hit it off pretty well and ever since then I've been buying stuff from them. Of course I enjoy harrassing them, it's to tempting. I mean, two brothers living in an apartment in San Fran?? That's a friggin' riot!!

Tom and I go way back to elementary school and we hung out with each other for years until I couldn't handle the bottle. Then we lost contact. We didn't start talking again until my junior year while playing Badmitten (Crapmitten) with Big Benny Yuen and Tom (Tom-A-Booey). To this day our Crapmitten games are considered legendary. Tom is a nice guy who is always happy to lend his services when you need a ride. He's in a bunch of bands right now. He's a vocalist and a bassist and one funny guy.

I met Tom-A-Booey while playing Crapmitten in gym. He's a smart, odd young man who enjoys music and some really funny cruel pranks on others he looks down on. He's an avid Howard Stern fan and listens to "God" loyaly. Aside from Howard Stern, Mr. Booey enjoys sleeping and Mrs. Johnston's social issues class because it's so friggin' boring

Jesse Turner is an odd man, so odd that he tends to scare some of the most well known freaks in today's society. Jesse was a very good friend of mine many years back, until I "lost myself", but thankfully we're talking again. Jesse enjoys Heavy Metal of course and he's a really good bassist. He rarely says something that makes any remote sense, but every now and then words of fucked up wisdom come flying out of his dirty mouth. They make you pause and think for a moment or two, the life goes on, but things look different in a way. I wish him the best in the future, he's a really nice guy.

Okay, now we've got some contribtions from the both of us to add to this site.

Well, I met Shannon (otherwise known as Nin or Ninnerz or "freak!!") when I was in kindergarten. She was always really fun to hang out with and extremely funny. Bri met Nin through that asshole on our Unforgiven page, Josh. They hit it off pretty well because they shared the same interests...he wore all black, she wore all black..... He started hanging out with her during lunch and instantly knew that she was a cool person. Before he knew it, they started hanging out and that's around when Bob (who we'll get to in a minute) and Nin started going out. Then I came into the picture!! Woo-hoo!! Shannon's into lots of British pop bands and punk music. From her black leather trench coat (given to her from Bob, right off his own back, for her birthday after she drooled over it for months), to her waist length black hair (with blonde...and green...and pink...dyed in in various places..), and her spiked collar, she really looks pretty awesome and has her own punky style.

Ok, what about Bob? Well, Bob is a young inspiring artist who enjoys the finer things in life...Marlboro cigarettes, Jack Daniels Whiskey, and some really good fuckin' music (ie punk, alternative, etc). The first time Bri hung out with Bob which was many many years ago, he came to Bri's house whereupon Bri amazed him by downing an entire bottle of Yeagermeister. (I'm so proud.....) He also enjoys playing video games (not to mention hanging out in the gothic room on AOL when he's supposed to be sleeping.) He also has his very own web page which is quite good. And all I can say about Bob is, hey, we finally get along again! Bob also plays guitar and isn't that bad at it.... But his drumming however could use some work....lots of work....a whole shitload of work...sorry Bob. Keep practicing..