Murmur Document
Reckoning Automatic for the People
Fables of the Reconstruction Monster
Life's Rich Pageant New Adventures in Hi-Fi
Dead Letter Office Non-album tracks
 Real People Mentioned in R.E.M. Songs
Version 1.2
by Gary Nabors
The following is a list of 51 real people mentioned in officially recorded
R.E.M. songs.  In addition to the people listed below, there are other
names mentioned in the R.E.M. canon (Diane, Kevin), but these are not
easily traceable to real people.  Brackets [ ] indicate a lyrical
interpretation that may not be shared by all.  Please consult the
consensus lyric files at
http://www.inmind.com/people/teague/remlyrics.html for the lyrics to all
of the band's songs.  For general information on the band via the
world-wide web, see http://www.svs.com/rem.  Thanks to Ron Henry and Kipp
Teague for providing help with this list. 
 
MURMUR
 
Marat           "We Walk" 
Jean-Paul Marat, 1743-1793.  French politician, physician, and 
journalist.  Leader of the radical Montagnard faction during the French 
Revolution.  Assassinated in his bath by Charlotte Corday d'Armont, a 
young Girondin conservative.  Marat took frequent medicinal baths to
relieve a skin infection.  Lyric: "Marat's bathing."
 
 
RECKONING
 
[Lenin]         "Harborcoat" 
Vladimir Ilich Lenin, 1870-1924.  Founder of the Russian Communist Party 
(Bolsheviks), inspirer and leader of the Bolshevik Revolution, and first 
head of the Soviet state, 1917-1924. 
Jefferson       "Little America"
Jefferson Holt, the band's manager from its formation until June 1996.  On
_Reckoning_, the mention of "Jefferson" was sometimes misinterpreted to be
a reference to Thomas Jefferson, third U.S. president. 
 
Nero            "Little America"
Nero Claudius Caesar.  37-68.  Roman emperor, 54-68.
 
 
FABLES OF THE RECONSTRUCTION
Man Ray         "Feeling Gravitys Pull"
1890-1976.  American artist, born in Philadelphia.  Founder of Dada 
movement in New York and Paris.
 
(Old Man) Kensey        "Old Man Kensey"
Resident of Summerville, Georgia, and associate of the folk artist Howard
Finster.  Supposedly held dogs for ransom. 
Lawyer Jeff     "Can't Get There From Here" 
No info at present, but Lawyer Jeff is apparently a real person.  At a 
Chickasaw Mudd Puppies concert in 1990, Ben Reynolds confessed that he 
and his band mate had been recently arrested, and called "Lawyer Jeff" 
for assistance with bail, etc.  Others have suggested that Lawyer Jeff is 
a reference to both Jefferson Holt, and Bertis Downs, the band's lawyer, 
but I disagree.
 
Brother Ray     "Can't Get There From Here"
Ray Charles (Ray Charles Robinson), 1930-.  Musician and composer, born 
in Albany, Ga.  Blinded at age 7.  Famous songs include "Rainy Night in 
Georgia," "Hit the Road Jack," and "Georgia on my Mind."
Kohoutek        "Kohoutek"
The comet Kohoutek was named for the Czech astronomer Dr. Lubos Kohoutek,
who first sighted it on March 3, 1973.  The good doctor's name is
misspelled on the _Fables_ album inner sleeve ("Kahoutek"). 
Michael         "Kohoutek"
Probably Michael Stipe.
 
Wendell Gee     "Wendell Gee"
1927-1995.  Former proprietor of Wendell Gee Used Cars, on U.S. Route 129,
near Gainesville, Georgia.  Favorite TV show was "Wheel of Fortune." 
Quoth Wendell, "I love to see 'em give that money away."  An excerpt from
his obituary, which appeared in the Athens-Banner-Herald on November 26,
1995 follows: 
 "Wendell Gee, 69, of 695 John B. Brooks Rd., died Saturday,
November 25, 1995.  A native of Jackson, Ga., Mr. Gee was a son of the
late Roy Gee, Sr. and Emma Fowler Gee and widow of Jenny Gee.  He operated
Wendell Gee Used Cars in Pendergrass and was a member of Pendergrass
Baptist Church.  He was a U.S. Army veteran of World War II and was a
member of the American Legion and the Georgia Sheriff's Association.  He
was preceded in death by a son, Randall Gee.  Survivors include his wife,
Lois Smith Gee; a daughter, Elaine Watson; a stepdaughter, Rebecca
Skinner; two sons, Ronnie Gee and Ricky Gee; a stepson, Patrick Garrett; 
a brother, Roy Gee, Jr.; 14 grandchildren and 3 great-grandchildren." 
 
LIFES RICH PAGEANT
 
Martin Luther   "Begin the Begin"
1483-1546.  German leader of the Protestant revolution.
Miles Standish  "Begin the Begin"
1584-1650.  American colonist, born in England, arrived in America 1620. 
Leader of the Plymouth colony. 
 
Al Green        "Just a Touch"
American soul and gospel singer, best known for the song, "Let's Stay 
Together." 
DEAD LETTER OFFICE
Johnny Mike     "Burning Down"
Possibly Michael Stipe (John Michael Stipe is his given name).
 
Reverend Bill Funderburk        "Voice of Harold"
Member of the gospel group, The Revelaires.  Sings "He Cared That Much 
For Me" on the LP _The Joy of Knowing Jesus_ (Temple Records LST 390).
 
Charles Surrat  "Voice of Harold"
Member of The Revelaires.  Composed "On Cavalry For Me."
 
John Barbee     "Voice of Harold"
Member of The Revelaires.  Featured on "The Joy of Knowing Jesus."
Harold Montgomery       "Voice of Harold"
Member of The Revelaires.  The pure tenor quality of his voice gives a 
special interpretation to the grand old hymn, "The Old Rugged Cross."
 
Rhonda Montgomery       "Voice of Harold"
Member of The Revelaires.  Exemplifies piano artistry.  An artist.
 
J. Elmo Fagg    "Voice of Harold"
Wrote the liner notes for The Revelaires album _The Joy of Knowing 
Jesus_.  Founder and leader of The Blue Ridge Quartet for 23 years.
 
Joel Gentry     "Voice of Harold"
Producer of _The Joy of Knowing Jesus_.
 
David           "Walter's Theme/King Of The Road"
David Thomas, singer for Pere Ubu. 
 
Walter          "Walter's Theme/King Of The Road"
Walter Rittenberry, proprietor of Walter's Barbecue in Athens.
 
 
DOCUMENT
 
Thoreau         "Finest Worksong"
Henry David Thoreau, 1817-1862.  Influential American naturalist and 
literary figure.  Wrote _Walden_, 1854.
 
McCarthy        "Exhuming McCarthy"
Joseph Raymond McCarthy, 1908-1957.  U.S. senator from Wisconsin. 
Achieved national prominence and power in the late 1940's and early 1950's
with sensational and largely unsubstantiated accusations against those
U.S. officials he called "Communists."  Condemned by the senate in 1954. 
 
Michael         "Strange"
Michael Stipe.  In the original version by Wire, Colin Newman sings, 
"Joey's nervous and the lights are bright."  Stipe substituted his name 
for the R.E.M. version.
 
Lenny Bruce     "It's the End of the World"
Controversial comedian of the 1950's.  His autobiography, published in 
1972 is entitled, _How To Talk Dirty and Influence People_.
 
Lester Bangs    "It's the End of the World"
Rock critic, most notably with _Creem_ magazine.  Lived fast, and died 
young, in 1982.  An anthology of his essays and articles was published 
in 1987 as _Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung_.
 
Leonid Brezhnev "It's the End of the World"
Leonid Ilych Brezhnev, 1906-1982.  Soviet leader, 1965-1982.  First 
Secretary of the Communist party, later, General Secretary.
 
Leonard Bernstein       "It's the End of the World"
1918-1994.  American composer and conductor.  Composed symphonic, chamber,
and choral music, as well as musicals.  One-time director of the New York
Philharmonic Orchestra. 
 
Lightnin' Hopkins       "Lightnin' Hopkins"
Influential American blues singer and guitarist.
 
Pee Wee         "Oddfellows Local 151"
According to the band, a wino who lived in his car, parked on Barber 
Street in Athens some time in the early 1980's.
 
AUTOMATIC FOR THE PEOPLE
 
[Bush]          "Drive"
George Bush, U.S. president. ("Bush-whacked") 
 
Dr. Seuss       "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"
Pen name of Theodor Seuss Geisel, 1904-1993.  Writer and illustrator of
immensely popular children's books.  Best sellers include, "Horton Hatches
the Egg" (1940), "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (1957), "The Cat in the
Hat" (1957), and "Green Eggs and Ham" (1960). 
 
Monty           "Monty Got a Raw Deal"
Montgomery Clift, 1920-1966.  American actor.  Best known films include,
"Red River," "From Here to Eternity," and "A Place in the Sun."  Was
fabled to be one of the most handsome movie stars ever at his prime.  A
biography of Clift, entitled, _Monty_, was written by Robert Laguardia,
and published in 1977. 
 
Andy Kaufman    "Man On The Moon"
American comedian and actor.  Most were introduced to Kaufman via his
left-of-center routines he performed on "Saturday Night Live" in the
1970's.  Kaufman later became popular as "Latka" on the TV show "Taxi." 
Later in his short life, Kaufman took up a tongue-in-cheek career as a
professional wrestler, wrestling women, and later, men. 
Fred Blassie    "Man On The Moon" 
Wrestling promoter who Andy Kaufman somehow hooked up with (i.e., got to
"manage" him in his "wrestling career" which involved challenging women
wrestlers to matches). Blassie was probably more insane than Kaufman, if
you can believe it, carrying a silver cane and dressing like a
country/western star. 
        The two had a somewhat tempestuous relationship -- lots of
shouting and bizarre theatrics.  They did a short film called "My
Breakfast with Blassie" which was a combination sketch comedy thing and a
parody of "My Dinner with Andre," which is what the lyric "Mr. Fred
Blassie and the 'Breakfast' mess" refers to.  It is strange and
embarrassing and hilarious all at once, like most of Kaufman's comedy. 
Blassie was most unaware of the mockery or parody that Kaufman intended
with his wrestling venture. 
 
Elvis           "Man On The Moon"
Elvis Aaron Presley.  The King.
Jesus           "Man On The Moon"
Jesus Christ.
 
Moses           "Man On The Moon"
Hebrew lawgiver, born in Egypt.  Presumed to be the author of the first
five books of the Bible.  Lived 13th c. B.C.  The prototype of the
prophets. 
 
Newton          "Man On The Moon"
Sir Isaac Newton, 1642-1727.  English mathematician and physicist. 
Discovered the law of universal gravitation, developed calculus.  Popular
myth was that Newton suddenly arrived at his theory of universal
gravitation one day while sitting under an apple tree, after being struck
on the head by a falling apple. 
 
Charles Darwin  "Man On The Moon" 
1809-1882.  English naturalist.  Firmly established the theory of 
organic evolution.  Authored _The Origin Of Species_, 1859.
 
 
MONSTER
Kenneth         "What's the Frequency, Kenneth"
Widely believed to be Kenneth B. Schaffer, born 10/19/47, living in New 
York.  The following is an excerpt from the November 7 issue of _New 
York_ magazine: 
        On October 4, 1986, Dan Rather claimed he was attacked on Park
Avenue in New York by two well-dressed thugs who pummeled him about the
head and kept repeating, "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"  Rather has been
the butt of countless "Kenneth" jokes ever since.  Now a Ken Schaffer, a
Manhattan electronics expert, comes forward to say he thinks the attackers
may have meant to follow him home from Columbia University's Harriman
Institute for the Advanced Study of the Soviet Union, and mistakenly
followed Rather instead.
        In 1986, says Ken Schaffer, both he and Rather were frequent
visitors at the Harriman Institute.  Rather, because he was about to go to
Iceland to cover the Reagan-Gorbachev summit; and Schaffer, because in
1983 he had begun receiving fuzzy images of Russian TV on his amateur
satellite getup.  (Schaffer was also the inventor of the wireless electric
guitar in his late twenties, and the article claims he was a skilled
ham-radio operator since age 8.) "Within a year," the article reads,
Schaffer "developed a system that would track and decode the signal and
filter out the city's microwave interference, all of which the satellite
experts said couldn't be done."  "By 1985, Columbia students and
journalists...could peer into Russian's everyday lives.  (Even one of
Schaffer's musical pals, Sting, spent an evening at the school watching a
Moscow production of Porgy and Bess.  Deeply moved by the experience, he
composed his song "Russians" the same night.)
        "Schaffer theorizes that intelligence operatives followed the 
wrong man--Rather instead of him--home from the Harriman institute."  Schaffer 
does not claim to know whether the operatives were KGB, CIA, or what.
 
Richard         "What's the Frequency, Kenneth"
Richard Linklater.  Director the films _Slacker_ and _Dazed and Confused_. 
He appears in _Slacker_ as well- the very first person, who gets the cab
and babbles on and on about parallel universes with a Texas accent.  The
quote from the film is, "Withdrawing in disgust is not the same thing as
apathy." 
 
Iggy Pop        "I Took Your Name"
Stage name of James Jewel Osterberg.  Singer for the influential
proto-punk band The Stooges.  Debuted in 1969 with _The Stooges_,
currently a solo artist. 
NEW ADVENTURES IN HI-FI
Maria Callas "E-Bow the Letter"
Greek-American operatic soprano (1923-1977) noted for her dramatic 
intensity.  Ceased performing in 1965.
William Greider "Departure"
National Affairs Correspondent for "Rolling Stone" magazine, and 
occasional contributor to U.S. public TV show, "Frontline."
Martin Sheen "Electrolyte"
American actor, born Ramon Estevez in 1940.  After a career as a Broadway
actor, made many appearances on TV portraying rebels and loners, on such
shows as "The FBI," "Mod Squad," and "Route 66."  Films include "The
Execution of Private Slovik," "Badlands," "Apocalypse Now," and "Wall
Street." 
Steve McQueen "Electrolyte"
American actor, 1930-1980.  A popular actor in the 1960's and 1970's, who
frequently played tough guys and loners with sex appeal.  Featured on the
TV series, "Wanted - Dead or Alive" 1958-1961.  Films included "The Great
Escape"  (1963), "The Cincinnati Kid" (1965), "Bullitt" (1968), and
"Papillon" (1973). 
Jimmy Dean "Electrolyte"
(James) Dean, American actor, 1931-1955.  The symbol of social rebellion
for an entire generation, despite his short career on film.  Was killed on
September 30, 1955 while driving his sports car near Paso Robles,
California, and thereafter, became a cult figure and American icon.  Films
included "East of Eden," "Rebel Without a Cause," and "Giant" (released
posthumously in 1956). 
EARLY COMPOSITIONS AND B-SIDES
Jacques Cousteau        "Narrator"
1910-.  French oceanographer and inventor.  Co-inventor of SCUBA. 
Popularized oceanography in the 1970's via the TV series, "The Undersea 
World of Jacques Cousteau."
Mitch           "Tighten Up"
Mitch Easter, early R.E.M. producer, musician in Sneakers, Let's Active.