It is the belief of the CHFA that Hanson and their Subsideries should be immeadiately exiled from America and not readmitted until the following demands have been met:
1. They cut their hair to a reasonable length, so as people will no longer mistake them for cute little girls.
2. They apologize for creating songs including but not limited to: MmmmBop and all other music they have written or will write.
3. They go through puberty.
4. All proceeds from the song MmmmBop are donated to the American Speech Therapy Association.
When these demands have been met then and only then will they be allowed to re-enter America, until such time they will be forced to live in France!