The following are excerpts from emails and guestbook entries that
I thought were so good, I just had to include them. Enjoy!!
Quotes from Anti-Hansonites
"I hate Hanson. My girlfriend dumped me for Taylor. She fantasized about him
while we were making out. She told me this, and I freaked out. She obviously did not care.
These brothers are messing up teenage girls' minds. Somebody do something..."
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This one is one of the saddest stories of all. I totally agree with
this guy! Can you believe it?
This is a true story. This guy was visiting my friend and
he didn't know who Hanson was. (This was a while ago)
They were watching MTV and MMMbop came on and
the guy said "Their music sucks but those chicks are pretty hot"!!
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I have heard many similar stories. Mistaking the Hansons for girls
is obviously a common mistake!
"...I hear that they are going to star in a movie.....why not pair them up
with spice girls?..."
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A movie? Aaaaahhhh! Seeing Taylor in color on a 25 foot high screen
would give me nightmares. Small children could be scarred for life.
"...as for the milk ad... I don't think that moustache is milk if ya know what I mean."
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Ohmigosh. I couldn't have put it better myself.
"Hanson is 3 reasons why parents should use condoms."
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Condoms are 94% effective in preventing the birth of annoying
young multi-gendered singers. Use one with every partner, every time!
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Quotes from Pro-Hansonites
"I quote John Lennon in saying, 'All you need is LOVE.'
Also, Tay is viciously hot."
-I agree with the first sentence. I like John Lennon. However,
the second sentence makes any insight expressed in the first seem
worthless.
"Hanson rules...you probably love Hanson deep down inside you
just don't know you are a homo or bi. (bi-sexual).
-Oh god. They found out my secret.
As I stated in my page, I am a HETEROSEXUAL teenage GIRL.
And, I do not love Hanson! (I also do not need an explanation
of what bi means, thankyouverymuch. Maybe this person needs to
study that term more carefully...)
"I happen to love , worship, and adore Hanson for the gorgeous
talented young BOYS they are!!!!!!!!!"
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If they need to emphasize that they are boys, there is obviously
a relevant question on the issue. One that I will not get into here...
My advice - draw your own conclusions.
"...Hanson is NOT gay and even if they
were, who cares? I am not gay, but there's nothing wrong with gay people.
I just wonder how you can waste your money on a site that gets alot of
people with good taste mad and alot of people with a bad attitude a laugh.
I am 11 and I plan to stay a faithful fan of Hanson until I am at least 14."
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Okay, #1. As I said in my statement, I make no remarks in regard to Hanson's
sexual orientation.
2.I also agree that there is absolutely nothing wrong
with homosexuals.
3. I am not 'wasting money.' I get this free homepage
from Geocites.
4. Three whole years
of being loyal to Hanson. Maybe her mind will change when she hits puberty.
"...And Tay's voice is changing. Definitely very male sounding."
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Uh, yeah sure. That's why everyone thinks he sounds like a girl.
"...Please explain how showing quotes from Hanson fans and making fun of them isn't
offending, and please explain how this whole page isn't offending to Hanson themselves,
well, if you are that smart then explain that."
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Okay! (How did you know I was smart? 4.0 GPA!) I never said this page wasn't offensive
to Hanson. And, I think that the world deserves to know how stupid Hanson's fans are.
So, to Hanson and their fans - hey, I don't care if you are offended. Why do you think
I am doing this?
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Quotes from Anti-Hansonites
"I hate Hanson. My girlfriend dumped me for Taylor. She fantasized about him while we were making out. She told me this, and I freaked out. She obviously did not care. These brothers are messing up teenage girls' minds. Somebody do something..."
- This one is one of the saddest stories of all. I totally agree with this guy! Can you believe it?
This is a true story. This guy was visiting my friend and he didn't know who Hanson was. (This was a while ago) They were watching MTV and MMMbop came on and the guy said "Their music sucks but those chicks are pretty hot"!!
- I have heard many similar stories. Mistaking the Hansons for girls is obviously a common mistake!
"...I hear that they are going to star in a movie.....why not pair them up with spice girls?..."
- A movie? Aaaaahhhh! Seeing Taylor in color on a 25 foot high screen would give me nightmares. Small children could be scarred for life.
"...as for the milk ad... I don't think that moustache is milk if ya know what I mean."
- Ohmigosh. I couldn't have put it better myself.
"Hanson is 3 reasons why parents should use condoms."
- Condoms are 94% effective in preventing the birth of annoying young multi-gendered singers. Use one with every partner, every time!
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Quotes from Pro-Hansonites
"I quote John Lennon in saying, 'All you need is LOVE.' Also, Tay is viciously hot."
-I agree with the first sentence. I like John Lennon. However, the second sentence makes any insight expressed in the first seem worthless.
"Hanson rules...you probably love Hanson deep down inside you just don't know you are a homo or bi. (bi-sexual).
-Oh god. They found out my secret.
As I stated in my page, I am a HETEROSEXUAL teenage GIRL. And, I do not love Hanson! (I also do not need an explanation of what bi means, thankyouverymuch. Maybe this person needs to study that term more carefully...)
"I happen to love , worship, and adore Hanson for the gorgeous talented young BOYS they are!!!!!!!!!"
- If they need to emphasize that they are boys, there is obviously a relevant question on the issue. One that I will not get into here... My advice - draw your own conclusions.
"...Hanson is NOT gay and even if they were, who cares? I am not gay, but there's nothing wrong with gay people. I just wonder how you can waste your money on a site that gets alot of people with good taste mad and alot of people with a bad attitude a laugh. I am 11 and I plan to stay a faithful fan of Hanson until I am at least 14."
- Okay, #1. As I said in my statement, I make no remarks in regard to Hanson's sexual orientation.
2.I also agree that there is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuals.
3. I am not 'wasting money.' I get this free homepage from Geocites.
4. Three whole years of being loyal to Hanson. Maybe her mind will change when she hits puberty.
"...And Tay's voice is changing. Definitely very male sounding."
- Uh, yeah sure. That's why everyone thinks he sounds like a girl.
"...Please explain how showing quotes from Hanson fans and making fun of them isn't offending, and please explain how this whole page isn't offending to Hanson themselves, well, if you are that smart then explain that."
- Okay! (How did you know I was smart? 4.0 GPA!) I never said this page wasn't offensive to Hanson. And, I think that the world deserves to know how stupid Hanson's fans are. So, to Hanson and their fans - hey, I don't care if you are offended. Why do you think I am doing this?
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