Go ahead and hate mail me. I think it's hilarious watching you Bush fans get mad. But there are a few things that you can't say, unless you wanna sound like a total idiot.

Don't tell me I like bullshit music like Hanson and Spice Girls. I don't. The bands to flame are:
Smashing Pumpkins (Billy isn't gay. He has a girlfriend who is obviously female. The same can't be said for Gavin.)
Foo Fighters (Good luck getting me to believe anything bad you say about these guys. Dave is literally twice as talented as Gavin.)
The Offspring (Yeah, I know. All my reasons for hating Bush could also be said about these guys. But at least Dexter's lyrics make sense and Noodles can play a half-decent solo.)
Our Lady Peace (Everyone who's heard of these guy's seems to like 'em. So you're stupid if you don't.)

I'm not jealous of Bush. Why would I be jealous of a band with a bunch of stupid sluts obsessing over the lead "singer"?

OK, I'm done. See The Disclaimer Part 3 for more flaming info.