by Glynis and Tristessa

Have you ever seen a sorrier excuse for a group of musicians than bu$H (other than spice girls and hanson)? Why would anybody like them?!?!?! "Oh, I know... because of their profound lyrics, variety of chords, intelligence, originality, and, like, Gavin is, like, a hottie! He's sooo kewt!!"

First of all, using "They're sooooo cute!" as the reason for liking any band is the sign of brain rot. It is no coincidence that this is the reason why most bu$h fans love bu$h (whether they're willing to admit it or not). A warning to the well-intentioned, however, not to tell your least favorite teenybopper to listen to some REAL music, or you'll have a fifth-grader on your hands that thinks Tori Amos is *kewl* and *so IN!*, and has *awesome clothes!*. And we shouldn't inflict that kind of punishment on poor Tori.

Another thing about bu$h that pisses us off is that they are featured in far too many magazines. Even if they are bad, shallow magazines that we never read anyway, do they think that those of us with actual taste would like to see the hideous, talentless gavin on the cover of a magazine as we are walking through the grocery store?! Must they fill every single nook and cranny of the media with pictures and "songs" by bu$h?! How much more of this do they think we can take?!

Also, his pretenses of having a normal-sized ego are ridiculous. I once read an interview of gavin, out of a desire for comic relief, but instead was horrified beyond belief as he claimed that the only reason people hate him is because they are jealous!! Okay, gavin, here's the real story. Say you're in a band. And you have talent, but you don't go bragging about it like some stupid, egotistical, shallow airhead (hmmm... now who fits THAT description?). So you work for up to ten years before you get famous, if you even get famous at all. But then, you see this band of stupid Nirvana-wannabes skyrocket up the charts in a year or two, their only asset being a "cute" frontman. How would that make you feel?