THIS INTERVIEW IS FAKE! There's only 2 pictures so you shouldn't have to wait too long.

Hey Nigel. Nice haircut.
Thanks. It's the only style I'm smart enough to comb.
That's a pretty dumb reason to shave your head...
Yeah, I know. We think we could double our ammount of fans if I just throw a mop on my head like Gavin did.
That's a good idea. Girls seem to love his um... "hair" so it distracts them from his lack of talent.
Yeah. *doorbell rings* I gotta get the door. *leaves*
*comes back* They just delivered my new guitar. It's EXACTLY like the one Kurt Cobain used.
That's pathetic. If you can't write original music, at least play original guitars.
Original? What does that mean?
Nevermind. So, I hear you guys are working on a new album.
Yeah, I learned a few new chords while we were working on it. D and E. And I'm working on G now.
What's the new album called?
It's called "Peppermint Telephone".
That's fucking stupid. Almost as bad as Razorblade Suitcase.
You think so? It makes a lot of sense to me.
Um... OK. Could you play a song off it now?
HA! Yeah right! It's fuckin hard, ya know.
Oh, so you guys are actually trying something challenging this time?
Oh yeah. Some of the songs have 3 chords!
If that's challenging, you guys must fucking suck. How many singles are going to be on the album?
Every song is going to be a single. We want to have as many videos as possible, so 15 year-old girls can look at Gavin.
Good idea. No one with their head screwed on staight would buy your CD for the music, so get the teenybopper girls to buy it.
Yup. It was Gavin's idea.
Well, I better go. I've got better things to do than talk to you. I hope you get hit by a car on your way home.

Bu$h $uck$!
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