Marilyn Manson on Howard Stern
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howard-I'm so psyched that you came.
billy-howard, it's unbelievable. More exciting than the grammys
robin quivers-billy was the one who told me it was more exciting than
last night on the grammys.
billy-10 times more exciting than the grammys.
howard-yeah, marilyn manson's here...
marilyn-howard!
howard-hey! did you have a good time? [at the movie]
marilyn-the movie was great and this is the weirdest thing, an anecdote
for you.
howard-yeah?
marilyn-you know that part when your in the movie theater and someones
rubbing your leg?
howard-yeah.
marilyn-i was sitting with [porn actress] jena jamison and she was
doing the exact same thing at the exact same time.
howard-oh your kidding. really?
billy-it's a thing called syncronicity.
marilyn-i'm not kidding and i didn't know the scene was coming up.
howard-really? you're so lucky. you know my wife....
robin-you didn't get to sit next to jena.
howard-i'm sitting next to shery lansing, the head of paramount, and
she's shaking my hand during the movie. i go 'honey. come one...'
robin-it's your thigh.
howard-'....give me some action here.'
billy-it's called money, howard. money equals action. it will add up in
the end.
howard-so i saw you on the grammys. that was a great performance.
billy-thank you.
howard-i'm a huge fan of the band.
billy-i appreciate that.
howard-and i can't tell you how exciting it is to have you here. and
i've already told the entire mtv audiance how much i love the band
marilyn manson, and having them on the soundtrack is just incredible.
marilyn-thanks man. you know what? billy and twiggy and i are doing a
side project together.
howard-is that true?
billy-it's called fruity.
marilyn-we're thinking about calling it fruity.
twiggy-yeah, we're thinking about calling it fruity.
billy-i think fruity will be the name.
marilyn-fruit'll be the name.
billy-so you're somehow connected with fruity.
howard-i might wanna jam with you guys now that i'm a rock star. did
you see my performance with rob zombie?
marilyn-on the tv.
howard-yeah, i was rocking.
billy-the fact that you've pulled off a movie makes me think you can do...
robin-anything! right?
howard-i never expected that i would pull off a movie.
robin-but you did.
howard-for a while it looked like i'd never pull it off cause it took 4
years to get it to the screen.
robin-right. we never thought we'd get before cameras.
marilyn-you know what great that i've always respected, and it's kind
of the ziggy stardust theory, is you tell everyone you're the biggest
thing in the world and then you become it. that's great.
howard-as soon as i got to los angeles i kept saying 'hey. i'm ready to
make movies now. we're gonna make movies,' and someone bought into it.
so, uh, you went to the grammys last night, billy, and you won one. did
you care? I mean it's cool not to care.
billy-it was cool to win, it was worse to lose.
marilyn-it's even worse not to be nominated.
robin-there you go!
billy-i'm with you on that.
howard-and is this your girlfriend, elena?
billy-yelena.
howard-yelena?
billy-whom you've met.
howard-yeah. i met you at that hotel. that sounds weird.
marilyn-it sounds fruity.
billy-we met in howard's room.
howard-are you 2 kids getting married?
billy-well, i'm still married howard, but not to her you see.
howard-oh you are married?
billy-yeah, we're gonna skip that part.
marilyn-she's a mormon!
howard-that's what i'm thinking of doing.
robin-so that's how you do it. you work on your next wife while you
still have your first.
howard-how'd you work that?
robin-you gotta be in rock and roll.
marilyn-you gotta win a grammy.
billy-i got to understand the post grammy success.
howard-did you get married when you were real young?
robin-well he's still real young, howard.
howard-you know what i mean, like 14.
billy-i'm about to get a divorce so...
howard-oh. are you really?
robin-isn't that gonna be expensive?
marilyn- you know, these 2 guys were having a 'who could look like cory
feldman in friday the 13th part 4 where he shaved his head' contest.
and we looked at cory feldman and said 'who won?' and he said billy
won.
billy-he got cory feldman to put on lipstick, and he looked like al
lewis [grandpa] from the munsters. it was frightening.
howard-you know billy, i'm such a huge fan of yours and when i met you
you said 'i don't know if i should come on the show cause i'm afraid
you'll goof on me,' but i would never goof on you. i love the band.
billy-well, its one of those things where i am a fan so i don't want
you to hurt my feelings.
marilyn-come sit on my lap, joan rivers.
billy-i don't want you to fall from grace, so to speak.
marilyn-hey howard. do you think i'm big enough to get joan rivers to
fuck me in the bathroom?
howard-uh, yeah. let me ask. hey joan! marilyn you really want that?
billy-now that you're on top, don't take any chances.
howard-i'll pay to see that [me too!]
marilyn-sometimes, if there are alot of girls, you gotta pick something
that's interesting, as art.
robin-wait a minute. joan is giving you a message!
howard-hey joan! come over here!
marilyn-[reading the message]mr. manson. meet me at the....meet me in
the bathroom. i got drunk. look! it says after this we will take you.
robin-oh jeez!
howard-[to joan]first of all, marilyn manson at the end there really
wants to go out with you real bad.
joan-which one?
howard-marilyn, at the end there.
joan-spare me.
howard-he was asking for oral sex.
joan-i know.
howard-how surreal is this whole things? i got billy corgan. smashing
pumpkins; i got marilyn manson band and i got joan rivers.
billy-this is the biggest premiere in history.
marilyn-[as joan is sitting down in front of him]this is the
apocolypse.
howard-now i know there is no god. joan rivers is on her knees in front
of marilyn manson!
marilyn-doggystyle.
billy-and it only gets better.
howard-damnit joan you look good next to marilyn manson. how happy is
marilyn manson sitting behind joan rivers?
marilyn-i'm fully erect.
billy-maybe joan can be in fruity.
twiggy-[to joan]you wanna be in our band?
joan-i'm dying to be in your band.
howard-hey joan. you enjoy the movie.
joan-[still talking to twiggy]it's called fruity?
howard-oh man. i lost her to the band.
robin-joan! she's not wearing headphones.
right her joan is saying something but i can't hear because marilyn's
talking at the same time, but here what marilyn says: she's a total
groupie. now that you sang it think she wants to butt fuck you. she
can't hear what i'm saying, thats the good part.
joan-it's gonna do so well in europe.
howard-thanks.
marilyn-see, when we were in europe people knew who you were, so it
translates.
billy- howard--foreign grosse.
joan-do you own a piece of it?
howard-i don't know. i gotta check with my agent.
joan-[to twiggy]do you have a piece of the movie?
marilyn-i think it's strong....
howard-can I say something? i did it for the art, seriously.
marilyn-no, it proves that you're talented and it's not just limited.
robin-joan looks at twiggy and says 'do you have a piece of the movie?'
i can't believe it.
howard-yeah twiggy knows business. he's the busniess brains behind
marilyn manson.
twiggy says something, but i can't hear it becuase[again] marilyn is
talking at the same time, and twiggy was talking quietly. but heres
wahst marilyn says:i wish we would have got to be in it, cause we got a
part in lost highway, that new david lynch movie.
howard-oh, i know.
marilyn-twiggy and i are naked with patrica arquette, then i get
killed.
howard-i'll get you guys in the sequal.
twiggy-wait, this is a little bit like the shot in the movie, so if
you[joan] take your top off, it would be perfect.
it pretty much ends there.
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