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The fault of the electric companies recently in the city of Auckland (New Zealand) was linked to one thing: privitisation. By putting profits before people, four main underground electricity supply cables broke down.
At least this is what we are being told. But as I will unveil to you here, not all is what it seems. There is a book that fictionally tells us that a tiny European army conquered New York because everyone was out of the city. And now the same thing could happen to Auckland City. It has been suggested by one Sydney (Australia) paper that they should make like the book and invade Auckland.
Here's the twist. When the Auckland Government sold off the state-owned electricity company to a private company, the buying process was tampered with. I can't name names exactly but an international organization was responsible for the intimidation of executives from other companys and the creation of their own electricity supply company.
If you haven't heard of the SETI experiment by now, you should have. SETI involves Searching radio waves looking for activity by Extra-Terrestrials, a sign of so called "intelligence". To date, this has failed but the search goes on. The international organisation has now taken this a step further and are actively encouraging ETs to land on Earth, in Auckland, similar to the movie "Close Encounters of the Third Kind". The electricity `problem' should take three earth weeks to fix, allowing our planet to swing around into alignment with other space bodies to allow for a quicker and safer space travel to our planet from elsewhere.
New Zealand is far away from America which as we all know is the hive of sceptics and UFOlogists in the world. By limiting the number of people in the Auckland CBD they can limit the number of reputable witnesses. (Please note this does not include politicians.)
Also the Gulf war which may restart this month has taken care of giving journalists a more interesting story to follow than a power blackout in a place that 50% of Americans can't identify on a map. It also gave the armys of the world a chance to mobilize troops not only to Iraq, but also to the west coast of New Zealand, away from the flight paths and shipping routes. The Auckland power will be back on before the journalists pull out of the Middle East.
Notice how easily the United Nations chief temporarily stopped the war in the last week of February but left just the right amount of tension for the world to wait on?
END OF THEORY
A note: I'm hoping to have better theories in the months to come. As I will now be starved of sleep and sanity by getting up before sunrise five days a week I apoligise to all the laws of nature and reality in advance. What may appear on these pages may be the product of the sandman and not saybek. For this I can merely offer my condolences to the Laws of Thermodynamics, the Laws of Motion, the International Laws of Fishing, and the Handbook of Tractor Maintenance.
Remember, if the lemon contains four people, you must have been where I was.