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45 in Gym

(Melo/Duncan)

(c) 1997

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Verse:

She can’t kick a ball or run around the track

She can’t jump the hurdles she falls flat on her back

She can’t shoot the hoops she can’t even swim

My brother’s girlfriend got a 45 in gym

Chorus:

A 45 in gym, A 45 in gym

My brother’s girlfriend got 45 in gym

She tries for a basket

But always hits the rim

My brother’s girlfriend got a 45 in gym.

Verse:

In javelin and discus she can’t throw very far

And when she tries high jump she always hits the bar

She’s the girl in sports that can’t seem to win

And that is why Bonnie got a 45 in gym.

Chorus

Verse:

It’s not that she’s lazy and she’s not even fat

But when she tried softball she dropped the bat

When she plays a game her chances are slim

My brother’s girlfriend got a 45 in gym.

Chorus


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