An Evening With Bonzo
The Complete Story
Once apon a time, there was a fellow named Bonzo. He liked to drink and enjoys a good card game.
After a few drinks, Bonzo was ready to have fun. He loved to do wrestler impersonations.
Bonzo should have slowed his drinking down but he kept drinking and soon he was feeling the affects.
Bonzo soon got up again and I was happy to see him. But I quickly learned a lifelong lesson. If someone is looking at you trying to keep their mouth closed and heaving there is a good chance that they are going to throw up very soon and you should move out of their way as quick as possible. Unfortunately for me I did not move quick enough and found myself spewed on. Here's Bonzo right after this incident.
I did not come to the party in that shirt. I'm not thrilled with Blair's choice for me but I do appreciate the clean shirt she let me wear.
So after puking on me we find our friend passed out in his car.
Martin (snansman) and Scott discuss bringing him inside.
Chummy and Dan_m bring him inside and he passes out once more.
Heck, he still has his mitts on.
Karen (Crazy_Chick) tried to put make up on him but he responded with "Do that and I'll kill you" so she decided to give him wet willies instead.
Eventually he got up and was shooting the shit with us 'til 6 in the morning. Bonzo, you are the man. As for puking on me... what's a few chunks between friends.
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