My Girlfriend’s On Jerry Springer Again

(Melo/Duncan)

(c) 1997

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Chorus:

My girlfriend’s on Jerry Springer again

What is it this time tune in at ten

She’s flying to Chicago

She’s got a surprise for me

I wonder, I wonder oh what can it be.

She wants to have a threesome with some guy at work

I met him on the show, man what a jerk

She was abducted by aliens in 1992

If they come back I won’t know what to do

When I met her she was a hooker turned nun

I bet you think at parties she’s lots of fun

Last week she wanted to join KKK

When we get married what will my mom say?

Chorus

Her and my sister don’t get along

Next week on the show I’ll premier this song

To that girl in the audience that took a stand

Wouldn’t let me speak she said "talk to the hand"

Jerry I’m sorry I started a fight on the show

During commercial you asked me to go

Sat in the green room I was all alone

Listening to her explain how she was stalked on the phone

Chorus

So Jerry I’ve got a final thought for you

Tonight I’m worried that my suspicions might come true

You see Jerry I’m your biggest fan

I hope the topic isn’t "She’s really a man".

Chorus


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