My Girlfriend’s On Jerry Springer Again
(Melo/Duncan)
(c) 1997
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My girlfriend’s on Jerry Springer again
What is it this time tune in at ten
She’s flying to Chicago
She’s got a surprise for me
I wonder, I wonder oh what can it be.
She wants to have a threesome with some guy at work
I met him on the show, man what a jerk
She was abducted by aliens in 1992
If they come back I won’t know what to do
When I met her she was a hooker turned nun
I bet you think at parties she’s lots of fun
Last week she wanted to join KKK
When we get married what will my mom say?
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Her and my sister don’t get along
Next week on the show I’ll premier this song
To that girl in the audience that took a stand
Wouldn’t let me speak she said "talk to the hand"
Jerry I’m sorry I started a fight on the show
During commercial you asked me to go
Sat in the green room I was all alone
Listening to her explain how she was stalked on the phone
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So Jerry I’ve got a final thought for you
Tonight I’m worried that my suspicions might come true
You see Jerry I’m your biggest fan
I hope the topic isn’t "She’s really a man".
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