You Don’t Know I’m There

(Melo/Duncan)

(c) 1997

I followed you home from work

That boyfriend of yours is a jerk

He can never love you like me

One day we’ll be together you’ll see.

I follow you every place

I’ve tattooed you name on my face

My bedroom’s a shrine to you

I dream of the things that we’ll do

Chorus:

I’ve got pictures of you everywhere

I’ve even got a lock of your hair

I’m wearing your lace underwear

‘Cause I love you

But you don’t care . . .

You don’t know I’m there.

I’ve got all sorts of disguises

Sunglasses in all shapes and sizes

I’ve got night vision goggles and camaflouge clothes

I know things about you that nobody knows

I stole your panties at the laundromat

And I’m reall sorry I killed you cat

There’s one thing that you must understand

One day you’ll be wearing my wedding band

Chorus

I’m not crazy, just crazy for you

I hope that explains the things that I do

As for your boyfriend, I’ll get rid of that guy

And build up the courage to one day say hi.

Chorus


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