1. ACCORDIONATED (ah kor' de on ay tid) -- adj. Being able to drive and refold
2. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) -- adj. Possessing the ability to turn the
3. AQUALIBRIUM (ak wa lib' re um) -- n. The point where the stream of drinking
4. BURGACIDE (burg' uh side) -- n. When a hamburger can't take any more torture
5. BUZZACKS (buz' aks) -- n. People in phone marts who walk around picking up
6. CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) -- n. The act, when vacuuming, of
7. DIMP (dimp) -- n. A person who insults you in a cheap department store by
8. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') -- v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped
9. ECNALUBMA (ek na lub' ma) -- n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in
10. EIFFELITES (eye' ful eyetz) -- n. Gangly people sitting in front of you at
11. ELBONICS (el bon' iks) -- n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one
12. ELECELLERATION (el a cel er ay' shun) -- n. The mistaken notion that the
13. FRUST (frust) -- n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto
14. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) -- n. Manhandling the "open
15. NEONPHANCY (ne on' fan see) -- n. A fluorescent light bulb struggling to
16. PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') -- n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole
17. PETROPHOBIC (pet ro fob' ik) -- adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in
18. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) -- n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and
19. PUPKUS (pup' kus) -- n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog
20. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) -- n. The act of always letting
a road map at the same time.
bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from (a)
having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye (or ear).
and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.
display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are
not connected.
running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over
and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum
one more chance.
asking, "Do you work here?"
on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will `remove' all the
germs.
the rearview mirror.
the movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit.
armrest in a movie theater.
more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.
the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally
decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the
`illegal' side.
come to life.
purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
front of a household pet.
forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
presses its nose to it.
the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six
inches away.