Why Drinking Should Be Allowed at Work:

01. It's an incentive to show up.

02. It reduces stress.
03. It leads to more honest communication.
04. It cuts down on time off because you can work without a
hangover.

05. It reduces complaints about low pay.
06. Employees tell management what they think, not what
management wants to hear.
07. Everybody would laugh at your stupid jokes.

08. It encourages car pooling.
09. Increases job satisfaction because, if you have a bad
job, you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come
to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are
wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party.
17. The coffee station could easily be converted into a mini-bar.
18. Employees would stay longer at work because they can't
get up.
19. Parking lot tailgate parties could replace company
picnics.
20. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.