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Some men like their Cindy Crawfords

Others think Pamela’s the one

But for me there’s only one woman

That makes for TV fun.

For some guys it’s Claudia Schiffer

Or it’s Anna Nicole’s bustyness

But for me one makes life worth living

Please marry me warrior Princess.

Chorus:

She’s Xena, Xena

You do things to my wee-na

I can play the evil king

And you can jump my ding-a-ling

I would fight a band of looters

If only I could touch your hooters

Oh Xena, Xena will you marry me?

Oh my sweet leather clad lady

Oh my amazon vixen

You’re the one I need to call

When bad guys need some fixin’

We’ll get us a little castle

Overlooking the ocean, my Xena

It’ll have a picket fence

If you’ll only be my Queen-a

Chorus

Every night I watch my favourite show

‘Cause I know it’s our destiny

I’m not asking much in life

All I want is you to be with me

Chorus

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